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RE: YACHTIE - 1/22/2013 3:35:35 PM   
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Status: offline 		I am not naming the dildo.

Just imagine if I named it and the bloom fell off the rose, so to speak. Given that I'm a bit shy about committing, I'd have to spend a fortune on dildos. And they are NOT tx-deductible in my line of work.

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RE: YACHTIE - 1/22/2013 3:46:48 PM   
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Status: offline 		I crossed my legs tightly and did a mental ouch at the thoughts of rhinestones....then I had an odd mental image of whether or not a Bedazzler might work.....

I call one of mine Wanda...

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RE: YACHTIE - 1/22/2013 8:28:50 PM   
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I call one of mine Wanda...

I dont have a dildo,.. At one time I did have a knock-off Hitachi magic wand but after only 6 months of (rigourous) use I called it "Broke".. ..the poor thing, into the garbage.. I replaced it with my magic fingers instead.. ..toys arent something I wanna travel with anyway, cuz of those nosy TSA agents..

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RE: YACHTIE - 1/22/2013 8:37:00 PM   
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RE: YACHTIE - 1/22/2013 8:37:24 PM   
ServosCor


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Status: offline 		Being a former Fantasia sales woman I have way more toys/dildos/etc than any one woman needs.  I only named two:  being very unoriginal I named the first BOB.  Second go round, much to my former Dom's  indignation, I started calling the Sybian "Master".  After a week of that it went back.  yea... sometimes I just don't know when to quit!   <G>

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RE: YACHTIE - 1/23/2013 6:57:25 AM   
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ORIGINAL: cordeliasub
I call one of mine Wanda...

I dont have a dildo,.. At one time I did have a knock-off Hitachi magic wand but after only 6 months of (rigourous) use I called it "Broke".. ..the poor thing, into the garbage.. I replaced it with my magic fingers instead.. ..toys arent something I wanna travel with anyway, cuz of those nosy TSA agents..


LOL
Wanda is a Wand. It hasn't broken yet......

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RE: YACHTIE - 1/23/2013 2:57:12 PM   
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Yeah, if you name the dildo Yachtie, I could see where you might use a sharpie to indicate anchor tattoos on the foc's'le, but I would be wary of rhinestones on the main's'le as well.


Well-placed rhinestones reflect the lighthouse well.

Just sayin'.


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RE: YACHTIE - 1/23/2013 5:46:09 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Notsweet

I can't explain what he did to me, but he was mean and cruel to me and now I will never be able to use a dildo again until someone sends me a big ol' jug o' mind bleach. And I am officially removing him from the hot fantasy line-up that I was having about him every night in the shower and relegating him to the hot fantasy that I have about him while I am brushing my teeth in the morning. That is all.


Get over it.

He's one of the few that speaks truth.

Deal.

(The fact that you devoted an entire post to his {your} disdain only shows how much you wish you walked with him).

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RE: YACHTIE - 1/23/2013 7:01:41 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Notsweet

I can't explain what he did to me, but he was mean and cruel to me and now I will never be able to use a dildo again until someone sends me a big ol' jug o' mind bleach. And I am officially removing him from the hot fantasy line-up that I was having about him every night in the shower and relegating him to the hot fantasy that I have about him while I am brushing my teeth in the morning. That is all.


Get over it.

He's one of the few that speaks truth.

Deal.

(The fact that you devoted an entire post to his {your} disdain only shows how much you wish you walked with him).



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RE: YACHTIE - 1/23/2013 7:08:55 PM   
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ORIGINAL: cordeliasub

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ORIGINAL: tj444

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ORIGINAL: cordeliasub
I call one of mine Wanda...

I dont have a dildo,.. At one time I did have a knock-off Hitachi magic wand but after only 6 months of (rigourous) use I called it "Broke".. ..the poor thing, into the garbage.. I replaced it with my magic fingers instead.. ..toys arent something I wanna travel with anyway, cuz of those nosy TSA agents..

LOL
Wanda is a Wand. It hasn't broken yet......

well,... if yours hasnt broken yet then you arent trying hard enough!!!

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RE: YACHTIE - 1/23/2013 8:39:28 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Notsweet

FYI, that depends. My initials on the bottom are there, and it kind of travels to events with me. Now, leather dye is another story. If that dildo gets uncovered in the bottom of your bag, forget it. It becomes an ugly mass of whatever. Almost like Silly Putty, just firmer.



Hey...speaking of which...is there any way to get the leather dye stains out of toys? I have a few that are now just...ugly due to brushing up against my floggers and such

Luci

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RE: YACHTIE - 1/23/2013 9:05:51 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Notsweet

FYI, that depends. My initials on the bottom are there, and it kind of travels to events with me. Now, leather dye is another story. If that dildo gets uncovered in the bottom of your bag, forget it. It becomes an ugly mass of whatever. Almost like Silly Putty, just firmer.



Hey...speaking of which...is there any way to get the leather dye stains out of toys? I have a few that are now just...ugly due to brushing up against my floggers and such

Luci


I've had a little bit of luck with OxyClean powder. Doesn't get the stain completely out, but does hide it enough to mask under a condom. Good luck, and if you find something that works, please let me know!

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RE: YACHTIE - 1/23/2013 10:13:19 PM   
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Silicone- dawn dish soap or expensive silicone cleaner
Rubber & plastic nail polish remover ( be sure to soak in water before use)
The rubber skin types may be ruined due to porous material, try dawn but expect they will either from now on be ugly penis or trash

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RE: YACHTIE - 1/24/2013 11:25:03 AM   
Lucifyre


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Status: offline 		I'll have to try it on something I don't use often and can replace. I havae a couple of toys that over the nevermind how damn long I've had them...I can no longer replace. So I don't want to ruin them and have to throw them away.

I'll try the oxyclean first and see if that helps any.

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RE: YACHTIE - 1/24/2013 2:28:00 PM   
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ORIGINAL: tj444


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ORIGINAL: cordeliasub

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ORIGINAL: tj444

quote:

ORIGINAL: cordeliasub
I call one of mine Wanda...

I dont have a dildo,.. At one time I did have a knock-off Hitachi magic wand but after only 6 months of (rigourous) use I called it "Broke".. ..the poor thing, into the garbage.. I replaced it with my magic fingers instead.. ..toys arent something I wanna travel with anyway, cuz of those nosy TSA agents..

LOL
Wanda is a Wand. It hasn't broken yet......

well,... if yours hasnt broken yet then you arent trying hard enough!!!



HA! Actually there was this warning on the instructions that said not to use it too much or too often because it could reduce sensitivity.....lol. So I kind of rotate which ones I use. Wow, now there's a slice of conversation I never imagined - a discussion of rotating the use of my sex toys.....

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RE: YACHTIE - 1/24/2013 3:30:55 PM   
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It's awful of you to play that card, true. nd as tempting as it is...if you knew what I look like next to what you look like....well, you'd throw away your hand.


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RE: YACHTIE - 1/24/2013 4:54:16 PM   
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OMG Notsweet! LMAO LMAO
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ORIGINAL: Notsweet

It's awful of you to play that card, true. nd as tempting as it is...if you knew what I look like next to what you look like....well, you'd throw away your hand.




Ha! Say what you will, but...I know my memory fails me, but I think I remember when my stuff didn't sag. So glad I never got that tattoo on my ass that said "Kiss me here." Because I'm not really into foot worship.

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RE: YACHTIE - 1/24/2013 5:29:44 PM   
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OMG Notsweet! LMAO LMAO
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ORIGINAL: Notsweet

It's awful of you to play that card, true. nd as tempting as it is...if you knew what I look like next to what you look like....well, you'd throw away your hand.




Ha! Say what you will, but...I know my memory fails me, but I think I remember when my stuff didn't sag. So glad I never got that tattoo on my ass that said "Kiss me here." Because I'm not really into foot worship.


You have THE BEST sense of humor. LOL

Yeah, I hear ya though....There is something wrong in the universe when lying on one's back causes one's boobs to disappear.....

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RE: YACHTIE - 1/24/2013 6:14:24 PM   
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You have THE BEST sense of humor. LOL

Yeah, I hear ya though....There is something wrong in the universe when lying on one's back causes one's boobs to disappear.....


Oh, mine didn't disappear. They're in my armpits.

The Tweety bird on my back is now Big Bird on my thigh.

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RE: YACHTIE - 1/24/2013 7:02:46 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Notsweet

I am not naming the dildo.

Just imagine if I named it and the bloom fell off the rose, so to speak. Given that I'm a bit shy about committing, I'd have to spend a fortune on dildos. And they are NOT tx-deductible in my line of work.


You should name the dildo.

All hard working dildo's should have a proper name.

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