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Notsweet -> YACHTIE (1/22/2013 10:39:52 AM)
I can't explain what he did to me, but he was mean and cruel to me and now I will never be able to use a dildo again until someone sends me a big ol' jug o' mind bleach. And I am officially removing him from the hot fantasy line-up that I was having about him every night in the shower and relegating him to the hot fantasy that I have about him while I am brushing my teeth in the morning. That is all.

mnottertail -> RE: YACHTIE (1/22/2013 10:49:58 AM)
Kick your current dildo to the curb, get a different one and name it Jabba the Hutt. Fantasize about that.

Notsweet -> RE: YACHTIE (1/22/2013 10:51:52 AM)
That would be better than the name he gave it.

mnottertail -> RE: YACHTIE (1/22/2013 10:55:57 AM)
Well, as a name, Yachtie is sort of innocuous to me, but it may hold some dastardly meaning for you. Me, I call my real tool the sealclubber, never named an inatimate object like a dildo before.

Notsweet -> RE: YACHTIE (1/22/2013 10:56:52 AM)
He didn't name it Yachtie. It didn't have a name before. And now...now it's just ruined forever.

mnottertail -> RE: YACHTIE (1/22/2013 10:58:40 AM)
Well, don't let him name the MacGuffy sisters then, if it is an -- out; out damn spot situation. You're gonna want them as long as you can.

ashjor911 -> RE: YACHTIE (1/22/2013 10:59:26 AM)
well you can think of me when you do it... i mean .. really i may die any time soon no ... i am not ill.. or sick .. i just live in a war zone , but i would feel nice to have some female think of me when she do it .. there i am playing that card[8D]

Notsweet -> RE: YACHTIE (1/22/2013 11:23:13 AM)
It's awful of you to play that card, true. nd as tempting as it is...if you knew what I look like next to what you look like....well, you'd throw away your hand.

Yachtie -> RE: YACHTIE (1/22/2013 11:33:10 AM)
[sm=popcorn.gif]

ashjor911 -> RE: YACHTIE (1/22/2013 11:35:39 AM)
well, i would not do that.. i am a gentelman.. on the other hand i am a "F.C.W" & i take what wanking material i can get my hand on .. [8D]

kalikshama -> RE: YACHTIE (1/22/2013 11:37:45 AM)
quote: i would feel nice to have some female think of me when she do it .. Ok, next time's for you [8D]

Notsweet -> RE: YACHTIE (1/22/2013 11:38:44 AM)
Well, that's nice of you, but I'm hardly wanking material. In fact, I'm more libido-reducing than what Yachtie called my dildo. And by the way, I have no idea whether he's mean and cruel or not. I just know I had a crush on him, and he ruined my dildo by suggesting a name. But then, what do I know?

ashjor911 -> RE: YACHTIE (1/22/2013 11:40:26 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: kalikshama Ok, next time's for you [8D] yaaaaaay....[sm=alien.gif] alone right...? when you do it alone?

ashjor911 -> RE: YACHTIE (1/22/2013 11:53:25 AM)
the offer still open when ever you need some one to wank over some pics .. i am your guy [:D] hey Yachtie can you share that popcorn please [8\|]

kalikshama -> RE: YACHTIE (1/22/2013 11:58:59 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ashjor911 quote: ORIGINAL: kalikshama Ok, next time's for you [8D] yaaaaaay....[sm=alien.gif] alone right...? when you do it alone? Yes, alone. Last time I was with someone I almost called him my ex husband's name, which also happens to be my downstairs neighbor's name [&:] I can't imagine what he would think if I said "Ashjor" lol.

theRose4U -> RE: YACHTIE (1/22/2013 12:00:55 PM)
Oh please!!! After half the names I've heard for penises or dildos it can't be THAT bad!! Disco stick Hop on pop[:'(] Fudgecicle Lest we forget mnotters jaba the hut[:'(] Pedro Mr mushroom head Motion of the ocean BOB (battery operated boyfriend) My personal fave: purple headed yogurt slinger!

Yachtie -> RE: YACHTIE (1/22/2013 12:01:54 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ashjor911 the offer still open when ever you need some one to wank over some pics .. i am your guy [:D] hey Yachtie can you share that popcorn please [8\|] Sure. Here. [sm=popcorn.gif] Needs more butter.

hlen5 -> RE: YACHTIE (1/22/2013 12:02:16 PM)
Let me add one - a one eyed trouser mouse.

ashjor911 -> RE: YACHTIE (1/22/2013 12:05:22 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: kalikshama I can't imagine what he would think if I said "Ashjor" lol. oh yeah .. well you can say ash which is short for ashley[:D] quote: ORIGINAL: theRose4U Oh please!!! After half the names I've heard for penises or dildos it can't be THAT bad!! Disco stick Hop on pop[:'(] Fudgecicle Lest we forget mnotters jaba the hut[:'(] Pedro Mr mushroom head Motion of the ocean BOB (battery operated boyfriend) My personal fave: purple headed yogurt slinger! well i call it my WMD[8D]

DomYngBlk -> RE: YACHTIE (1/22/2013 12:07:55 PM)
I am stunned that anyone thinks of him in that way.....[8D]

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