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name that dildo (or penis as the case may be) - 1/22/2013 12:05:22 PM

theRose4U

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Due to ongoing post that will likely get mod edited, I decided to start this here:
What names (if any) have you heard used for penises or dildos?

My personal fave: purple headed yogurt slinger

Also heard:
BOB (battery operated boyfriend)
Bicycle for two
Mr.mushroom head

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RE: name that dildo (or penis as the case may be) - 1/22/2013 12:09:40 PM

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I have one named Mr. Winky and another named Vinney.

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RE: name that dildo (or penis as the case may be) - 1/22/2013 12:23:05 PM

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Mein : WMD

a Dildo : well i used to call "Lat" strap-on (Plastic cock).

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RE: name that dildo (or penis as the case may be) - 1/22/2013 12:43:03 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: ashjor911

Mein : WMD

a Dildo : well i used to call "Lat" strap-on (Plastic cock).

But what does WMD stand for?
Women Mainly Decline
Widly missed distance
Weapon of math dysfunction
Wanted may donate
Inquiring minds want to know

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RE: name that dildo (or penis as the case may be) - 1/22/2013 12:46:27 PM

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Mr. Johnson

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RE: name that dildo (or penis as the case may be) - 1/22/2013 12:47:30 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: theRose4U

But what does WMD stand for?

WMD = Weapon(s) of Mass Destruction.

i need a kevlar condoms for it

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RE: name that dildo (or penis as the case may be) - 1/22/2013 12:53:27 PM

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One of the most famous ones (A famous dildo?) is the one from William S. Borroughs' Naked Lunch ; Steely Dan (Full name: Steely Dan III from Yokohama)

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RE: name that dildo (or penis as the case may be) - 1/22/2013 1:03:11 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: ashjor911

quote:

ORIGINAL: theRose4U

But what does WMD stand for?

WMD = Weapon(s) of Mass Destruction.

i need a kevlar condoms for it

Boo let me guess it comes with its own bush??

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RE: name that dildo (or penis as the case may be) - 1/22/2013 2:37:37 PM

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Personally I have a penchant for a WAD.............

Weapon of Ass Destruction <G>

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RE: name that dildo (or penis as the case may be) - 1/22/2013 2:50:12 PM

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I've never given Dildo Baggins a name, he already has his own.

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RE: name that dildo (or penis as the case may be) - 1/22/2013 7:56:50 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: theRose4U
Boo let me guess it comes with its own bush??

no bushes allowed..

i am clean shaven smooth as baby`s ass.... how is that for picture in your mind

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RE: name that dildo (or penis as the case may be) - 1/22/2013 8:00:07 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: ServosCor

Personally I have a penchant for a WAD.............

Weapon of Ass Destruction <G>

I not a fan of Anal ....... but love nice bums for other things..

Actually i had an accedant once with that & never again...

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RE: name that dildo (or penis as the case may be) - 1/22/2013 8:04:34 PM

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I've always liked something simple like Mr. Happy but remember someone telling me they called theirs Kitty Killer. I don't think I'll ever get that name out of my head.

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RE: name that dildo (or penis as the case may be) - 1/22/2013 8:35:03 PM

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RE: name that dildo (or penis as the case may be) - 1/23/2013 6:00:31 AM

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El Presidente!!!!

(actually the idea belongs to LRODDIE)

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RE: name that dildo (or penis as the case may be) - 1/23/2013 6:14:24 AM

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How is Lrod?

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RE: name that dildo (or penis as the case may be) - 1/23/2013 6:16:19 AM

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He is fetting it these days. he occasionally makes an appearance here but has not used the LROD here or there to do so.

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RE: name that dildo (or penis as the case may be) - 1/23/2013 10:04:27 PM

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Just because I watched varsity blues
Pedro
Mushroom on a stick
Icicles form
The march is on
Mr stiffy
Mr mortis

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RE: name that dildo (or penis as the case may be) - 1/24/2013 2:51:34 AM

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Who can forget, "Princess Sophia"? (The name given Matthew Mcconaughey's character's penis in the film, "How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days"?

The rocket in your pocket.

Mini - Me.

Little Bastard.

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RE: name that dildo (or penis as the case may be) - 1/24/2013 7:27:05 PM

theRose4U

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If you're going for princess sophia how can you forget

Krull the warrior king??

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