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All new Look on Domme!! oh my! - 6/20/2006 4:54:24 AM   
Quivver


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Status: offline 		BEIJING (Reuters) - A Chinese woman has been charged with accidentally killing her husband with a sword after he refused to make her dinner, the Shanghai Daily said on Tuesday. Police said Tang Xiaowan, 25, who has been practising swordsmanship since she was young, had often forced her husband of three years at swordpoint to carry out her demands.
On March 3, her husband, Li Weidong, refused to cook dinner because he was late for work.
Police said Tang picked up her sword and put it on Li's chest and promptly slipped, stabbing Li by mistake.
Li died in hospital from loss of blood.
Tang was arrested on Monday and charged with manslaughter.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/oukoe_uk_china_stabbing

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RE: All new Look on Domme!! oh my! - 6/20/2006 6:50:10 AM   
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RE: All new Look on Domme!! oh my! - 6/20/2006 6:55:30 AM   
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Status: offline 		so she had the bigger projectile. hmmmmmmmmmmm. lol

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RE: All new Look on Domme!! oh my! - 6/20/2006 6:56:27 AM   
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Status: offline 		She slipped. stabbing him by mistake but he died of blood loss, I'd say that was a pretty nasty "slip"---

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RE: All new Look on Domme!! oh my! - 6/20/2006 7:07:02 AM   
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Status: offline 		You no wan cook dinner?  You be dinner!  Haha!

(If that wasn't funny, try saying it with a Chinese accent.  If it still wasn't funny, go suck a tailpipe - I think it was.)

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RE: All new Look on Domme!! oh my! - 6/20/2006 7:07:05 AM   
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RE: All new Look on Domme!! oh my! - 6/20/2006 7:22:35 AM   
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I think she secretly wants a penis.

Obviously not, she got rid of the one she had..

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RE: All new Look on Domme!! oh my! - 6/20/2006 7:22:59 AM   
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Status: offline 		honey, have you seen my sword anywhere?

careful with that sword eugena...


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RE: All new Look on Domme!! oh my! - 6/20/2006 7:24:13 AM   
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Status: offline 		Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get away from the psycho with the sword.  Wouldn't you?

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RE: All new Look on Domme!! oh my! - 6/20/2006 7:28:49 AM   
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You no wan cook dinner?  You be dinner!  Haha!

(If that wasn't funny, try saying it with a Chinese accent.  If it still wasn't funny, go suck a tailpipe - I think it was.)


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RE: All new Look on Domme!! oh my! - 6/20/2006 7:28:58 AM   
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Status: offline 		I can only imagine the episodes the paper did not print.

I wonder if she will be a motivator at the prison labor camp.

Man- lately Chinese have been in the news for odd things. Maybe communism is necessary for them.  *ducks as shit flies at me*

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RE: All new Look on Domme!! oh my! - 6/20/2006 7:31:25 AM   
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honey, have you seen my sword anywhere?

careful with that sword eugena...


I'm ordering a two-handed claymore today a la William "Braveheart" Wallace.

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RE: All new Look on Domme!! oh my! - 6/20/2006 7:31:35 AM   
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RE: All new Look on Domme!! oh my! - 6/20/2006 7:39:01 AM   
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RE: All new Look on Domme!! oh my! - 6/20/2006 7:57:13 AM   
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[cheap shot- i know.....]

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RE: All new Look on Domme!! oh my! - 6/20/2006 8:00:47 AM   
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RE: All new Look on Domme!! oh my! - 6/20/2006 8:08:05 AM   
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Status: offline 		I guess that does it. She will get no dinners from him!!!   /foot stomp!/

lmao

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RE: All new Look on Domme!! oh my! - 6/20/2006 8:16:18 AM   
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Status: offline 		Well, this is a situation that comes close to hoisted on her own petard.  She has definitely sliced the breast that fed her.

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RE: All new Look on Domme!! oh my! - 6/20/2006 8:18:37 AM   
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RE: All new Look on Domme!! oh my! - 6/20/2006 8:20:44 AM   
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Status: offline 		Hey, her kink is not my kink, but her kink is okay.

His kink would be okay too, but that's mostly an academic question now.

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