jlf1961
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Joined: 6/10/2008 From: Somewhere Texas Status: offline
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Okay, there are a few things I have found out in recent years. One, there is no fossil record of the process of taking wild feline predators and breeding them down to the size of house cats. Two, house cats demand the absolute total devotion of their owners. Three, 'domestic cats were worshiped as gods in ancient Egypt, which considering the advanced state of the Egyptian culture at the time, without that control of cats, they could have had human civilization and technology move rapidly to the point of flight in the dark ages, and space travel in the Renaissance. It is therefore my theory that house cats are an alien species with the goal of being the supreme rulers of humanity. Cats have controlled the minds of various people throughout history to achieve this goal, including the Spanish Inquisition, Hitler, Carrot Top and many others. I am currently working on gathering proof that cats are the driving force behind the various terrorist movements in the world today, as well as the rash of natural disasters that have occurred over recent years. The US military's HARP project is actually a cat influenced experiment to control weather, earthquakes and volcanic eruptions. Oh, and President Obama was born in Hawaii and is a hybrid between a human mother and an extraterrestrial father. Roswell is part of a UFO coverup. We did not actually land on the moon, but landed on a planet in the same orbit as earth directly opposite to earth in orbital position.
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Boy, it sure would be nice if we had some grenades, don't you think? You cannot control who comes into your life, but you can control which airlock you throw them out of. Paranoid Paramilitary Gun Loving Conspiracy Theorist AND EQUAL OPPORTUNI
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