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RE: so i'm thinking..... - 2/23/2013 6:35:58 PM   
LookieNoNookie


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Maybe you should think about a blog. Lots of people make money from that.



Seriously?
I know, I know, I'm technologically repressed, but how does one go about doing that? And why would anybody pay to read my crap???


They used to read intestines in the middle ages.

(And now the audiences are bigger).

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RE: so i'm thinking..... - 2/23/2013 6:46:15 PM   
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I do all of those things, hon. Eventually, I'll run into someone, I'm sure. Just musing on it tonight because as I said, the ex- contingent is crawling out to see if I've changed my mind. If it wasn't for that old adage--If you're wondering why it didn't work out, just wait, and he'll remind you--I might have said yes.

Well, that old adage and a fairly new Hitachi.

As to the name, it's meant to be ironic. Most people get it, and it corresponds ever so subtly to my actual name. <grin>

Edited to add: It's not that I don't get offers. I just don't get offers from the one I'm waiting for. I just hope he hurries the hell up before I get dustbunnies.


Happy Birthday!

Hey, don't feel too bad. Many of us are in the same boat. I doubt it is your screename, believe me.

I get offers as well and lots of emails, but men around the age that we are seeking are quite strange these days.

I find that when I was a bit younger, only a bit, men actually wanted to meet in real life.

Now, I find that they write and when they get a response, they inexplicably do not follow up. And then, a few weeks or months later, they write me again as if we never spoke before.

It is just stupid behavior. And I hear you about exes; they always get in touch to tell me how much they miss me and no other woman is me, blah blah blah.

Should have realized that when you had me, sparky.

If it makes you feel better, this past Friday night I went to the post office where a guy followed me outside and told me he wanted to fuck me and then I went to the supermarket where a guy followed me around store muttering about how hot I was.

Then I went home and watched Spartacus.

See? Lots of cool women have fucked up Fridays. :)

I join in with the other cool ladies who could be drinking buddies.



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RE: so i'm thinking..... - 2/23/2013 7:30:54 PM   
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First, to the question about cats, it is part of their plan to take over the world. The more they watch you, the more they learn about controlling the unfortunate human in their house.

As for notsweet's profile, since I am a moderate liberal aka a democrat that loves guns, fast cars, big pick up trucks, but also believes in climate change, social programs, and think that Ron Paul and Rand Paul are complete early 19th century anti civil rights for anyone not white idiots, I doubt we would get along.

However, as friends, I think it would work, as long as we do not try to change each other's political beliefs.

Oh, I also believe that Obama is a republican ass kissing idiot that does not have the backbone to stand up for what he believes, he campaigned on change, and went straight to the middle of the road and bowing down to republicans even when he didnt need them.

We need someone that can work with both parties and accomplish something, this partisan bullshit is killing the country.


I say that to you, and then you call me a teabagger. Which I am. Just not politically. Politically, I'm a TEA Partier.
If we don't stop with the name calling and recognize that it's NOT liberals vs conservatives, but power grabbers vs citizens, we'll never get out alive. And that is the end of politics here, ok, please??

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RE: so i'm thinking..... - 2/23/2013 7:33:17 PM   
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If you added up the ages of any two people at the party, I was still older.
Glad I didn't change into the dress. It cost 20 bucks to dry clean.

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RE: so i'm thinking..... - 2/23/2013 7:34:55 PM   
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You're so funny, I'm coming to get you and fuck you.


Lookie, we're both subs. What the hell we gonna do, sit around and wait for the flogger to jump up and whip us?

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RE: so i'm thinking..... - 2/23/2013 7:56:37 PM   
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10) The last concert I went to was 1987, Aerosmith.
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What a great concert to make your last though!!!!

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RE: so i'm thinking..... - 2/23/2013 8:13:12 PM   
jlf1961


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First, to the question about cats, it is part of their plan to take over the world. The more they watch you, the more they learn about controlling the unfortunate human in their house.

As for notsweet's profile, since I am a moderate liberal aka a democrat that loves guns, fast cars, big pick up trucks, but also believes in climate change, social programs, and think that Ron Paul and Rand Paul are complete early 19th century anti civil rights for anyone not white idiots, I doubt we would get along.

However, as friends, I think it would work, as long as we do not try to change each other's political beliefs.

Oh, I also believe that Obama is a republican ass kissing idiot that does not have the backbone to stand up for what he believes, he campaigned on change, and went straight to the middle of the road and bowing down to republicans even when he didnt need them.

We need someone that can work with both parties and accomplish something, this partisan bullshit is killing the country.


I say that to you, and then you call me a teabagger. Which I am. Just not politically. Politically, I'm a TEA Partier.
If we don't stop with the name calling and recognize that it's NOT liberals vs conservatives, but power grabbers vs citizens, we'll never get out alive. And that is the end of politics here, ok, please??



Would the actual fact be citizens versus politicians regardless of party affiliation?

I mean I have seen your posts, and do not see how you could actually be an all out extremist on all topics, just like I do not agree on all liberal talking points, political ideas, or political theories. I mean some of them are not liberal, they dont even hit the realm of reality. I can say the same for conservative politics. Some ideas make sense, some not so much and there are some that qualify as the results of reading political theory books while under the influence of hallucinogenic compounds.

Then of course you have the political group that fits no actual party, I am talking about the conspiracy nuts who, regardless of which party is in the whitehouse post numerous accounts of FEMA detention centers, that George Bush was behind 9/11, the CIA and FBI killed JFK, Reagan was one of the antichrists foretold by Nostradamus, the Federal Reserve is owned by Goldman Sachs (or whoever) and the US is still a colony of the UK.

To set the record straight, according to my first mother in law, I am the antichrist, I am also self professed operative of the NWO and Illuminati and my current assignment is to get the Suicide Girls a weekly television show and I am using a mind control device to cause celebrities to do really stupid things to distract the general public from the NWO operations to establish a one world government with Gene Simmons as Emperor and Will Smith as the director of the Secret Police, aka The Men in Black...

Oh yeah, the Illuminati is run by aliens who are trying to stop the cats from taking over so they can take over the planet and use the inherently hostile humans as intergalactic soldiers to fight the other Star Empires in the Milky Way Galaxy.

Oh yeah, the Gor books actually detailed the Alien society that I work for. A few things were changed, such as the actual location of the planet, and the tech level of the world.

There is one more thing, I sent a message to my controllers suggesting that you be put in charge of slave girl orientation for the political elite.

Have I mentioned that I may be a little on the crazy side?

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RE: so i'm thinking..... - 2/23/2013 8:22:55 PM   
Notsweet


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RE: so i'm thinking..... - 2/23/2013 8:27:55 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Notsweet

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Maybe you should think about a blog. Lots of people make money from that.



Seriously?
I know, I know, I'm technologically repressed, but how does one go about doing that? And why would anybody pay to read my crap???


Seriously?!!!

As quick, witty and clever as you are, do you really think your writings would not be enjoyed?

Surely you know how rare it is to encounter someone, or their words, that will bring a laugh to the heart and a smile to the face? If I remember correctly, more than one person here has told you, more than once, how much they enjoy your sense of humor.

I, too, am a great fan of it, so how 'bout a little self-reassessment?

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RE: so i'm thinking..... - 2/23/2013 8:30:13 PM   
Notsweet


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Status: offline 		LOL, Dusky, that's because they read it here for free.

For years, people have been trying to get me to do stand up at a local open mike comedy club. I'm terrified I'd just be heckled.

You should hear my story about my mom shaving the cat.

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RE: so i'm thinking..... - 2/23/2013 9:01:40 PM   
jlf1961


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Please stop before they move this to the Politics thread. I stay off there so my friends don't hurt my feelings.



No problem, and I would never hurt your feelings, I can be civil... in a west texas cowboy/ex army airborne ranger kind a way.

You are aware that since I now told you who I work for, you will have to be abducted and subjected to erotic and stimulating torture that might leave you wanting more?

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RE: so i'm thinking..... - 2/23/2013 9:04:04 PM   
jlf1961


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LOL, Dusky, that's because they read it here for free.

For years, people have been trying to get me to do stand up at a local open mike comedy club. I'm terrified I'd just be heckled.

You should hear my story about my mom shaving the cat.



I second the suggestion about you finding a site where you can blog for money. Your sense of humor is refreshing, your clearly superior than average intelligence is both erotic and intriguing.

Of course if you are owned by cats, most of your profits will go to the cat conspiracy to take over the world slush fund.

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Boy, it sure would be nice if we had some grenades, don't you think?

You cannot control who comes into your life, but you can control which airlock you throw them out of.

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RE: so i'm thinking..... - 2/23/2013 9:04:46 PM   
Notsweet


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Status: offline 		You guys. Always threatening stimulating and erotic torture, then falling asleep on the sofa watching Dr. Who.

Meanwhile, I'm running up the electric bill with the Hitachi. Good thing I know the difference between that and a Hibachi, or I'd asphyxiate.

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RE: so i'm thinking..... - 2/23/2013 9:07:24 PM   
Notsweet


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RE: so i'm thinking..... - 2/23/2013 9:10:19 PM   
jlf1961


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You guys. Always threatening stimulating and erotic torture, then falling asleep on the sofa watching Dr. Who.

Meanwhile, I'm running up the electric bill with the Hitachi. Good thing I know the difference between that and a Hibachi, or I'd asphyxiate.



Uh, I am not the one in charge of abductions and torture, that individual's name does not translate into any modern earth language. I have directed him to various bdsm toy sites, so I am sure he is well equipped.

By the way, did I mention I am a little bit on the crazy side?

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RE: so i'm thinking..... - 2/23/2013 9:10:44 PM   
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LOL, Dusky, that's because they read it here for free.

For years, people have been trying to get me to do stand up at a local open mike comedy club. I'm terrified I'd just be heckled.

You should hear my story about my mom shaving the cat.


May I kindly, gently, lovingly suggest you have a serious sitdown with yourself, and make inquiry about whether or not you're willing to release and/or face any fear you have over it, and then get on with it, my girl (feel the fear and do it anyway)? Life is so short, none of us is promised our next breath and you have a tremendous amount of love, kindness, humor and healing to offer. You were put on this jewel of a planet, at the very least, to share this sacred part of you. Let us not waste a moment, shall we? People are literally starving to death for that which so effortlessly flows out of you.

Look at what a positive effect you've had upon so many here, just in the short time you've been on board.

I know, you know, deep down insde, your EXACT value. I do wish you would not cover it up w/false modesty and self-deprecation. I know you are better and stronger than that.

May I invite you to "step into yourself?" Surely, you know you already have a HUGE fanbase here, no?! I'm the one in the front of the line, waving the banner, "GO SUPERSWEET!" so I expect a front row seat!

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RE: so i'm thinking..... - 2/23/2013 9:15:21 PM   
Duskypearls


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LOL, Dusky, that's because they read it here for free.

For years, people have been trying to get me to do stand up at a local open mike comedy club. I'm terrified I'd just be heckled.

You should hear my story about my mom shaving the cat.



I second the suggestion about you finding a site where you can blog for money. Your sense of humor is refreshing, your clearly superior than average intelligence is both erotic and intriguing.

Of course if you are owned by cats, most of your profits will go to the cat conspiracy to take over the world slush fund.


What he said ^^^^^and don't make us beg. That's just rude!

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RE: so i'm thinking..... - 2/23/2013 9:26:39 PM   
jlf1961


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Status: offline 		Notsweet, considering I can have an intellectual conversation on various topics and maintain a civil respectful, courteous tone without being degrading or insulting, we would make a good match.

You are a pearl of great price, judging from your posts and approach to various topics.

You are stimulating, both in serious conversations and humorous ones. Your grasp of social interaction is very commendable, and your ability to see the humor in various situations is most refreshing.

I agree with Duskypearls, you have a lot of value, to us and to others, by all means, use your gift of humor in whatever way possible, online or in person.

When I was in high school, I was asked to give a speak to a to the entire school dealing with an upcoming championship football game. Our coach thought if the players spoke it would be inspirational.

I was scared shitless, and his advice to me was to picture the audience in their underwear trying to peel a banana with socks taped over their hands. It worked.



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RE: so i'm thinking..... - 2/23/2013 9:27:52 PM   
Notsweet


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Now you've GOT to be kidding me! LMAO!

Dusky, you are so sweet! I've lost an entire morning watching your animal videos (and a couple that I was certain were going to get pulled because of age things, but that baby talking to her dad had me crying laughing. Think I sent you a note about it because I was afraid you'd get in trouble!).

But thank you so much. You couldn't be sweeter if you tried.

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RE: so i'm thinking..... - 2/23/2013 9:31:49 PM   
jlf1961


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Wait, no. I've had a positive effect on somebody here?

Now you've GOT to be kidding me! LMAO!

Dusky, you are so sweet! I've lost an entire morning watching your animal videos (and a couple that I was certain were going to get pulled because of age things, but that baby talking to her dad had me crying laughing. Think I sent you a note about it because I was afraid you'd get in trouble!).

But thank you so much. You couldn't be sweeter if you tried.



Hmm, why do I feel like chopped liver with a side of ramps and brussel sprouts?

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You cannot control who comes into your life, but you can control which airlock you throw them out of.

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