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LadyPact -> I have been declared a voyeur. (2/23/2013 4:38:51 PM)

Yep. MP called Me a voyeur. It seems I now have a kink for watching a man clean off his own desk!

You thought meteors and asteroids were rare? Wait until you experience somebody cleaning dust bunnies! Today, MP obtained this bluish liquid stuff called "Windex" and actually sprayed it in his own personal atmosphere. While the immediate results were spectacular, we are still waiting to see if there are long term effects.

I love you, Honey. You cleaned your desk.



LaTigresse -> RE: I have been declared a voyeur. (2/23/2013 5:03:25 PM)

Good stuff!



Level -> RE: I have been declared a voyeur. (2/23/2013 5:08:17 PM)

Desk.



Never mind.

*takes mind out of gutter*



jlf1961 -> RE: I have been declared a voyeur. (2/23/2013 6:04:46 PM)

I have read that a clean and organized desk is a sure sign of a demented personality.

You might want to start sleeping with one eye open and a large guard komodo dragon trained to protect you.

Or just leave him chained in the corner.



TheLilSquaw -> RE: I have been declared a voyeur. (2/23/2013 6:19:13 PM)

Now he can toss you on his desk and have his way with you without you complaining about dust bunnies creeping in your cracks. [;)]

ETA: I couldn't resist. Lol




jlf1961 -> RE: I have been declared a voyeur. (2/23/2013 6:44:32 PM)


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ORIGINAL: TheLilSquaw

Now he can toss you on his desk and have his way with you without you complaining about dust bunnies creeping in your cracks. [;)]

ETA: I couldn't resist. Lol





I literally hand made oak desk... the only power tools used was a joiner and table saw, and the only finish on it is lemon oil. I wont even put my coffee cup on the bare wood without a coaster and four paper towels under it. I even have a hand towel under my ashtray.

In short, no sex on my desk. period.



MAINEiacMISTRESS -> RE: I have been declared a voyeur. (2/23/2013 7:01:50 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyPact

Yep. MP called Me a voyeur. It seems I now have a kink for watching a man clean off his own desk!

You thought meteors and asteroids were rare? Wait until you experience somebody cleaning dust bunnies! Today, MP obtained this bluish liquid stuff called "Windex" and actually sprayed it in his own personal atmosphere. While the immediate results were spectacular, we are still waiting to see if there are long term effects.

I love you, Honey. You cleaned your desk.


See now THIS sort of thing interests Me...I love to watch a man just DO STUFF, although My interests lie more along the "building and fixing things" voyeurism. I admit it, I DEFINITELY am a voyeur.

I wonder if there's a website for that sort of thing...oh wait, it's called Youtube "how to"...I'd better not look. I've got deadlines and no time for distractions. It's bad enough I took a break to read the forums.

--MM



ResidentSadist -> RE: I have been declared a voyeur. (2/23/2013 7:18:00 PM)

[sm=writing.gif] Note to self: That bluish liquid stuff the slaves carry around when cleaning is called "Windex". Must get more Windex.



jlf1961 -> RE: I have been declared a voyeur. (2/23/2013 8:26:53 PM)


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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

[sm=writing.gif] Note to self: That bluish liquid stuff the slaves carry around when cleaning is called "Windex". Must get more Windex.



Unless of course it is a blue Hawaiian in a spray bottle...



Phoenixpower -> RE: I have been declared a voyeur. (2/24/2013 1:09:05 AM)

cool....can he clean mine now???

*sorry....couldnt resist*



LadyPact -> RE: I have been declared a voyeur. (2/24/2013 11:40:07 AM)

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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

[sm=writing.gif] Note to self: That bluish liquid stuff the slaves carry around when cleaning is called "Windex". Must get more Windex.
We learn new stuff everyday, huh, RS?




freedomdwarf1 -> RE: I have been declared a voyeur. (2/24/2013 11:48:36 AM)

I am definitely an avid voyeur!

I love work - I can watch it all day!!! [:D]



littlewonder -> RE: I have been declared a voyeur. (2/24/2013 5:42:46 PM)

This is why slaves like me wait to clean when Masters are not home. [8D]



Delilya -> RE: I have been declared a voyeur. (2/25/2013 3:03:45 PM)

Always nice to find a new fetish.



jlf1961 -> RE: I have been declared a voyeur. (2/25/2013 5:38:10 PM)

I am a strange dom. I will let my sub clean everything she wants to except the kitchen.

Every time someone "cleans" my kitchen they move pots, pans, skillets, the wok, my commercial slow cooker, and the rice cooker.

Then I spend an hour or more looking for what I need to cook a meal.



ShaharThorne -> RE: I have been declared a voyeur. (2/25/2013 6:23:04 PM)

That is why I don't like washing dishes, Jeff...Mom's house, Mom's rules.

And we both hide the candies in the pantry where the kids can't find them.



LadyPact -> RE: I have been declared a voyeur. (2/25/2013 7:09:25 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: jlf1961

I am a strange dom. I will let my sub clean everything she wants to except the kitchen.

Every time someone "cleans" my kitchen they move pots, pans, skillets, the wok, my commercial slow cooker, and the rice cooker.

Then I spend an hour or more looking for what I need to cook a meal.
Thank you! I feel completely vindicated now. The first three months that clip lived here, I can't tell you how many times I gave him shit for moving stuff in MY kitchen.




jlf1961 -> RE: I have been declared a voyeur. (2/25/2013 7:24:01 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyPact

quote:

ORIGINAL: jlf1961

I am a strange dom. I will let my sub clean everything she wants to except the kitchen.

Every time someone "cleans" my kitchen they move pots, pans, skillets, the wok, my commercial slow cooker, and the rice cooker.

Then I spend an hour or more looking for what I need to cook a meal.
Thank you! I feel completely vindicated now. The first three months that clip lived here, I can't tell you how many times I gave him shit for moving stuff in MY kitchen.





Last week I found my wok with the rice cooker and slow cooker, and the electric skillet with the cast iron....



littlewonder -> RE: I have been declared a voyeur. (2/25/2013 7:54:40 PM)

This is why I don't like cleaning other people's homes. I'm the type of person who feels everything should be organized in an orderly manner...spices with spices, glasses with glasses, paperclips in the clip holder, paper near or in the printer, etc....everything organized. But then when I clean someone's house they get upset that I've moved their stuff and then I keep thinking to myself that it's common sense where I placed things...exactly where they should be. I usually just bite my tongue and next time I clean their place I ask them first....tell me what I can and can't move or clean and I do my best to ignore the spot but it drives me insane to leave it alone.



Notsweet -> RE: I have been declared a voyeur. (2/25/2013 7:59:15 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: littlewonder

This is why I don't like cleaning other people's homes. I'm the type of person who feels everything should be organized in an orderly manner...spices with spices, glasses with glasses, paperclips in the clip holder, paper near or in the printer, etc....everything organized. But then when I clean someone's house they get upset that I've moved their stuff and then I keep thinking to myself that it's common sense where I placed things...exactly where they should be. I usually just bite my tongue and next time I clean their place I ask them first....tell me what I can and can't move or clean and I do my best to ignore the spot but it drives me insane to leave it alone.



Gee...you know there are people who get paid to do exactly that. Move stuff and clean stuff <grin>.
Maybe we should talk!



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