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By the way.... - 3/15/2013 6:19:28 PM

LookieNoNookie

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Ya know....going between my Yahoo account, Facebook, here, and other social media....just scattering myself about.....(because....I am a whore)....

I've discovered that there are some women (here) who have unbelievably gigantic fucking tits!

Huge!

Jesus fucking GAWD these things are gigantic!!!!!!

There's a chic down in Florida, married, who has tits the size of a small swamp in Madagascar.

I think her tits may actually be illegal in most states.

Nevertheless, I absolutely can't figure out how she gets past the front fucking door.

She couldn't possibly drive on her own.

The steering wheel alone could cause horrific failure. GM probably has a staff of 30 lawyers just for this! I can't even imagine that kind of pain...and I'm willing, with your help, to offer assistance.

I am now asking for a fund drive to buy her for me.

I don't actually know what her asking price is....I actually don't even know if she's for sale (fuck that shit...this is America....everything's for sale!).....

I'm asking for 12 dollars from each of you....to make Nook's life better.

It's really not all that important if having her would make my life permanently better....what is important is that you care enough about a sub up in the Pacific Northwest, where it rains all the time (and frankly....I'm feeling somewhat depressed)....to make a difference.

I've always loved you.

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RE: By the way.... - 3/15/2013 6:33:03 PM

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Here you go nookie 12 collarme bucks!

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RE: By the way.... - 3/15/2013 6:44:13 PM

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I'm asking for 12 dollars from each of you....to make Nook's life better.

monopoly money count coz i got plenty of that?

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RE: By the way.... - 3/15/2013 7:21:12 PM

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I'll chip in a little to help out your cause. (We always needed official currency, anyhow.)

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RE: By the way.... - 3/15/2013 7:39:26 PM

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and tha only currency endorsed by findoms r us.

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RE: By the way.... - 3/15/2013 7:55:37 PM

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BRING ON THE FINDOMS lol....

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and tha only currency endorsed by findoms r us.

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RE: By the way.... - 3/15/2013 10:50:41 PM

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RE: By the way.... - 3/16/2013 8:58:50 AM

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LOL I read this and thought of my sister. Huge fucking tits and OMG she has to be the worst driver I know. Somehow I never put the dots together until now.

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She couldn't possibly drive on her own.

The steering wheel alone could cause horrific failure.

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