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Hand to Hand Combat - 6/22/2006 9:00:55 PM   
Kree


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Status: offline 		I have watched with interest several different threads that had little or nothing to do with BDSM that evolved into nothing more than flame wars.  People choosing sides, posting over... and over... and over... on each tiny word being said by their opponents. 

I decided a new interesting thread might be to offer little gems of wisdom to the various combatants.  I will start with my little gem for consideration by the various warring factions.  This gem and the ones I hope others will post, actually apply to both sides because I'm sure both sides will look at the little gems and say, "Uh huh.  That's all about them."

Gem #1
Never argue with a pig.  You will both get dirty, and the pig just loves being in the mud.

Anyone else ever heard one of these they can share?

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RE: Hand to Hand Combat - 6/22/2006 9:04:29 PM   
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RE: Hand to Hand Combat - 6/22/2006 9:04:49 PM   
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RE: Hand to Hand Combat - 6/22/2006 9:44:15 PM   
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RE: Hand to Hand Combat - 6/22/2006 9:52:24 PM   
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RE: Hand to Hand Combat - 6/22/2006 10:07:27 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Kree

I have watched with interest several different threads that had little or nothing to do with BDSM that evolved into nothing more than flame wars.  People choosing sides, posting over... and over... and over... on each tiny word being said by their opponents. 

I decided a new interesting thread might be to offer little gems of wisdom to the various combatants.  I will start with my little gem for consideration by the various warring factions.  This gem and the ones I hope others will post, actually apply to both sides because I'm sure both sides will look at the little gems and say, "Uh huh.  That's all about them."

Gem #1
Never argue with a pig.  You will both get dirty, and the pig just loves being in the mud.

Anyone else ever heard one of these they can share?



I live by the simple code which says '' Never make a disparaging post against another when you’re incapable of doing it face to face { And even then holdback} ''  - Otherwise... you're a coward in my book. It's my feeling that a fair share don't think this way.


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< Message edited by UtopianRanger -- 6/22/2006 10:26:48 PM >

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RE: Hand to Hand Combat - 6/22/2006 10:14:15 PM   
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RE: Hand to Hand Combat - 6/22/2006 10:18:16 PM   
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RE: Hand to Hand Combat - 6/22/2006 10:37:27 PM   
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RE: Hand to Hand Combat - 6/22/2006 11:22:59 PM   
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RE: Hand to Hand Combat - 6/22/2006 11:38:45 PM   
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Never post a hand to hand combat thread to a forum of truculent people and then try to feed them bits of wisdom. They came for a fight and or popcorn and will only grumble when there is no fight.
 
*Wanders off grumbling under his breath*

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RE: Hand to Hand Combat - 6/23/2006 12:58:09 AM   
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RE: Hand to Hand Combat - 6/23/2006 2:48:42 AM   
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RE: Hand to Hand Combat - 6/23/2006 3:45:22 AM   
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RE: Hand to Hand Combat - 6/23/2006 3:46:44 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Wulfchyld

 
Never post a hand to hand combat thread to a forum of truculent people and then try to feed them bits of wisdom. They came for a fight and or popcorn and will only grumble when there is no fight.
 
*Wanders off grumbling under his breath*


Or a hand to hand combat thread that dosent actually have anything to do with hand to hand combat lol. And here I thought there was gonna be a thread I can actually contribute to...:-(

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RE: Hand to Hand Combat - 6/23/2006 3:51:50 AM   
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RE: Hand to Hand Combat - 6/23/2006 4:08:25 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Kree

Gem #1
Never argue with a pig.  You will both get dirty, and the pig just loves being in the mud.

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RE: Hand to Hand Combat - 6/23/2006 4:19:53 AM   
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RE: Hand to Hand Combat - 6/23/2006 4:29:18 AM   
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RE: Hand to Hand Combat - 6/23/2006 4:43:01 AM   
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