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Kree -> Hand to Hand Combat (6/22/2006 9:00:55 PM)
I have watched with interest several different threads that had little or nothing to do with BDSM that evolved into nothing more than flame wars. People choosing sides, posting over... and over... and over... on each tiny word being said by their opponents. I decided a new interesting thread might be to offer little gems of wisdom to the various combatants. I will start with my little gem for consideration by the various warring factions. This gem and the ones I hope others will post, actually apply to both sides because I'm sure both sides will look at the little gems and say, "Uh huh. That's all about them." Gem #1 Never argue with a pig. You will both get dirty, and the pig just loves being in the mud. Anyone else ever heard one of these they can share?

mnottertail -> RE: Hand to Hand Combat (6/22/2006 9:04:29 PM)
Never teach a pig to fly; they can't do it and it just pisses off the pig.

HarryVanWinkle -> RE: Hand to Hand Combat (6/22/2006 9:04:49 PM)
Never engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.

enthralled -> RE: Hand to Hand Combat (6/22/2006 9:44:15 PM)
"Never argue with a fool. Those watching may not be able to tell the difference!" "To repeat what others have said, requires education, to challenge it, requires brains." 'Tis better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt."

maybemaybenot -> RE: Hand to Hand Combat (6/22/2006 9:52:24 PM)
Do not get in a pissing contest with a skunk. mbmbn

UtopianRanger -> RE: Hand to Hand Combat (6/22/2006 10:07:27 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Kree I have watched with interest several different threads that had little or nothing to do with BDSM that evolved into nothing more than flame wars. People choosing sides, posting over... and over... and over... on each tiny word being said by their opponents. I decided a new interesting thread might be to offer little gems of wisdom to the various combatants. I will start with my little gem for consideration by the various warring factions. This gem and the ones I hope others will post, actually apply to both sides because I'm sure both sides will look at the little gems and say, "Uh huh. That's all about them." Gem #1 Never argue with a pig. You will both get dirty, and the pig just loves being in the mud. Anyone else ever heard one of these they can share? I live by the simple code which says '' Never make a disparaging post against another when you’re incapable of doing it face to face { And even then holdback} '' - Otherwise... you're a coward in my book. It's my feeling that a fair share don't think this way. - R

CrescentLuna -> RE: Hand to Hand Combat (6/22/2006 10:14:15 PM)
"Never argue with a man who buys his ink by the barrel." Benjamin Franklin, or Oscar Wilde, depending on who you ask.

BitaTruble -> RE: Hand to Hand Combat (6/22/2006 10:18:16 PM)
"Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results." Albert Einstein "Insanity is contagious." Joseph Heller, Catch-22

MistressLorelei -> RE: Hand to Hand Combat (6/22/2006 10:37:27 PM)
If you argue with a fool, he will be doing the same thing you are.

perverseangelic -> RE: Hand to Hand Combat (6/22/2006 11:22:59 PM)
Never get invovled in a land war in Asia

Wulfchyld -> RE: Hand to Hand Combat (6/22/2006 11:38:45 PM)
Never post a hand to hand combat thread to a forum of truculent people and then try to feed them bits of wisdom. They came for a fight and or popcorn and will only grumble when there is no fight. Wanders off grumbling under his breath

becca333 -> RE: Hand to Hand Combat (6/23/2006 12:58:09 AM)
Don't worry what people think, they don't do it very often.

meatcleaver -> RE: Hand to Hand Combat (6/23/2006 2:48:42 AM)
The idiot you end up arguing with is usually yourself.

slavejali -> RE: Hand to Hand Combat (6/23/2006 3:45:22 AM)
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

Rumtiger -> RE: Hand to Hand Combat (6/23/2006 3:46:44 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Wulfchyld Never post a hand to hand combat thread to a forum of truculent people and then try to feed them bits of wisdom. They came for a fight and or popcorn and will only grumble when there is no fight. Wanders off grumbling under his breath Or a hand to hand combat thread that dosent actually have anything to do with hand to hand combat lol. And here I thought there was gonna be a thread I can actually contribute to...:-(

twicehappy -> RE: Hand to Hand Combat (6/23/2006 3:51:50 AM)
Lol, good topic... Here's one we all actually witnessed; Never write a check your ass can't cash.

Lordandmaster -> RE: Hand to Hand Combat (6/23/2006 4:08:25 AM)
Don't throw them any pearls, either. quote: ORIGINAL: Kree Gem #1 Never argue with a pig. You will both get dirty, and the pig just loves being in the mud.

swtnsparkling -> RE: Hand to Hand Combat (6/23/2006 4:19:53 AM)
Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourself.

ShiftedJewel -> RE: Hand to Hand Combat (6/23/2006 4:29:18 AM)
I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.

MHOO314 -> RE: Hand to Hand Combat (6/23/2006 4:43:01 AM)
" Make sure your brain is engaged before you put your mouth in gear."

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