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Vendaval -> RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. (6/24/2006 4:06:33 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Gauge

I never thought of that... but who would want that smiling face shoved into their nether regions? Wouldn't you rather have someone with an evil and disturbing grin down there?

It's just a thought.



Vendaval -> RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. (6/24/2006 4:15:21 PM)

Say it isn't so Sister....
 
http://www.thesisters.org/bios/hellen.html


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ORIGINAL: Gauge
Now, for your act of contrition please say seven Hail Gauge's and ten Our Gauge In Heaven.



TolerableCruelty -> RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. (6/24/2006 4:45:15 PM)

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Original : tali - hoards


hoard   [image]http://cache.lexico.com/dictionary/graphics/AHD4/JPG/pron.jpg[/image] ( P )  Pronunciation Key  (hôrd, h[image]http://cache.lexico.com/dictionary/graphics/AHD4/GIF/omacr.gif[/image]rd)
n.

A hidden fund or supply stored for future use; a cache.
Of course, her definition is wrong for that particular term... even though the pronunciation is correct.

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horde
n 1: a vast multitude [syn: host, legion] 2: a nomadic community 3: a moving crowd [syn: drove, swarm]



Guaguaguuuie.... can't you convince the powers that be to install a powerful spellcheck/grammer/dictionary/thesaurus/acronym/synonym/homonym checker ???

sheesh.

T.R.

~spelling nazi~



txpet -> RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. (6/24/2006 6:56:21 PM)

Oooohhhh ... sense of humor (or is that humour?) ... damn, sounded like a plan to me
::wink::

i have to cancel the load of bananas i just ordered now ::sigh::

::giggle::



Gauge -> RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. (6/25/2006 12:23:45 AM)

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OK .. just me and my twisted humor coming again Gauge But .... If I shove the naner up her nether regions .. specifically that wet juicy spot .. can't I have the pleasure of pulling it out with my tongue and teeth .... just a question of the all powerful Qgauge


Would there ever be another way to retreive it?

Qgauge



Gauge -> RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. (6/25/2006 12:27:03 AM)

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Guaguaguuuie.... can't you convince the powers that be to install a powerful spellcheck/grammer/dictionary/thesaurus/acronym/synonym/homonym checker ???

sheesh.

T.R.

~spelling nazi~


Certainly. What I want you to do is to cut open your skull and send your brain to the good folks at Collarme. This way, they will have your complete and utter prowess at spelling et. al.

Your brain will be reduced to binary code and fed into the Matrix... errrr... website where you will be forever trapped... errrr... immortalized.



Gauge -> RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. (6/25/2006 12:28:47 AM)

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Oooohhhh ... sense of humor (or is that humour?) ... damn, sounded like a plan to me
::wink::

i have to cancel the load of bananas i just ordered now ::sigh::

::giggle::


Nothing doing. The bananas stay. But if I catch one of those little fuckers dancing I am going to go postal.



VandalHeart -> RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. (6/25/2006 2:49:59 AM)

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ORIGINAL: IronBear

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ORIGINAL: LaMalinche

Are Gauge and Benji the same person?




Mohamad Achmid ibin Oldfellah ibin Spellsalot ibin Benjigauge


...Abun...



gooddogbenji -> RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. (6/25/2006 2:59:13 AM)

Who let the bananas out, who? who? who? who? who?
Who let the bananas out, who? who? who? who? who?
Who let the bananas out, who? who? who? who? who?

Yours,


benji, Malinche & Schizoman
Attorneys at large



Level -> RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. (6/25/2006 3:02:56 AM)

LOL benji.........ahhhhhhhh it's too early..........
 
[sm=banana.gif][sm=mrpuffy.gif]



gooddogbenji -> RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. (6/25/2006 3:07:38 AM)

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ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji

Who let the bananas out, who? who? who? who? who?
Who let the bananas out, who? who? who? who? who?
Who let the bananas out, who? who? who? who? who?

Yours,


benji, Malinche & Schizoman
Attorneys at large


(Apparently, the fluffer did....   fluffer... banana....  get it?)

Yours,


benji



VandalHeart -> RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. (6/25/2006 3:10:35 AM)

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From: Gauge
If you are not part of the solution you are part of the problem.


I have always mantained that I am part of, if not the source and/or whole of, the problem...gods I'm drunk right now.



LaMalinche -> RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. (6/25/2006 3:11:00 AM)

How embarrassing. A house full of bananas and no food.

On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for every banana drops to zero.




Vendaval -> RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. (6/25/2006 3:19:15 AM)

Now repeat after Me, "I am not as think as I drunk I am!"
 
And if you are still upright and able to find the keyboard, then
your are not completely drunk, only mostly drunk.
 
Vendaval

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ORIGINAL: VandalHeart
I have always mantained that I am part of, if not the source and/or whole of, the problem...gods I'm drunk right now.



Vendaval -> RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. (6/25/2006 3:21:19 AM)

(Hands LaMalinche a blender, milk and protein powder)

There you go girl.
 

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ORIGINAL: LaMalinche

How embarrassing. A house full of bananas and no food.




LaMalinche -> RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. (6/25/2006 3:21:57 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Vendaval

Now repeat after Me, "I am not as think as I drunk I am!"
 
And if you are still upright and able to find the keyboard, then
your are not completely drunk, only mostly drunk.
 
Vendaval



Is that like the difference between being completly dead and just mostly dead?

Where is Miracle Max when you need him?




LaMalinche -> RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. (6/25/2006 3:23:29 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Vendaval

(Hands LaMalinche a blender, milk and protein powder)

There you go girl.
 







A protein shake!   Well, I guess that clears up what line I should stand in.  Line two for me!!!

Alright Gaugie-boy. . . Assume the position!



twicehappy -> RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. (6/25/2006 6:24:48 AM)

ROFLMAO........

So i did another search and want to know which type or one of these gauges are you?
Gauge

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
The term gauge is commonly used to measure diameter or thickness:

  • The diameter of a wire, expressed by the American wire gauge.
  • In firearms, the caliber of a gun barrel expressed as gauge (bore diameter).
  • In medicine, the diameter of a needle corresponding to the Stubs Iron Wire Gauge.
  • In metallurgy, the thickness of a sheet of metal.
    Other uses of Gauge:

  • Gauge (engineering), any of a variety of measurement devices.
  • Gauge blocks, precision measuring standards (Johansson or slip gauges).
  • Boost gauge, a gauge used in conjunction with turbo- super-chargers.
  • Gauge (porn star), the stage name of adult film star.
  • Gauge (knitting), the number of stitches in a given length.
  • Gauge (mathematics), a semi norm, a concept related to convex sets.

  • Gauge transformation, a member of a group of mathematical mappings used in physics. Also:

  • Gauge boson
  • Gauge theory
  • Lattice gauge theory
  • Quantum gauge theory
  • Gauge fixing
  • Rail gauge, the distance between the two rails forming a railroad track. Also:

  • Standard gauge
  • Narrow gauge
  • Broad gauge
  • Loading gauge
  • standard scales used in model railroading. See also Category:Model railroad scales



    • mnottertail -> RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. (6/25/2006 6:34:46 AM)

    Since he has upgraded to Qgauge-- I am betting it's a quantum thing with him.



    Wulfchyld -> RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. (6/25/2006 6:57:53 AM)

    Oh hell!!! I thought that Gauge was the french spelling for gag! who would'a thunk?



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