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wandersalone -> RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. (6/25/2006 7:13:34 AM)

grumbles ... I said the damn seven Hail Gauges and the ten Our Gauge in Heaven as asked, does this mean I am all forgiven and can go forth and spell your name wrong once more  Mister QGauge?



Tamerofwild1s -> RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. (6/25/2006 10:40:03 AM)

*lays my hand upon wanders forehead* ..... you are forgiven girl . go forth and mispell no more ..... if you do come here and we shall find another act of contrition for you to preform.

with regards
Pope Tamer



Gauge -> RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. (6/25/2006 12:25:14 PM)

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A protein shake!   Well, I guess that clears up what line I should stand in.  Line two for me!!!

Alright Gaugie-boy. . . Assume the position!


This is disturbing and exciting all at the same time. Are you suggesting that you would like me to contribute to your protein shake? Or are you suggesting that I take on a submissive position and allow you to unleash a dancing banana on me? I just need clarification.

QGauge



Gauge -> RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. (6/25/2006 12:29:35 PM)

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Gauge (mathematics), a semi norm, a concept related to convex sets.


I would have to say that this one would likely be the one. I am semi-normal and I have a concept of convex sets. Breasts are convex and come in sets so... this works.



Gauge -> RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. (6/25/2006 12:31:29 PM)

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grumbles ... I said the damn seven Hail Gauges and the ten Our Gauge in Heaven as asked, does this mean I am all forgiven and can go forth and spell your name wrong once more  Mister QGauge?


Lather, rinse, repeat.



mnottertail -> RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. (6/25/2006 12:36:00 PM)

Luther, rinse repeat.......the a sound is gonna get in there somewhere.......see my point?

This ain't a strictly catholic forum, afterall. 



txpet -> RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. (6/25/2006 12:53:51 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Gauge

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Oooohhhh ... sense of humor (or is that humour?) ... damn, sounded like a plan to me
::wink::

i have to cancel the load of bananas i just ordered now ::sigh::

::giggle::


Nothing doing. The bananas stay. But if I catch one of those little fuckers dancing I am going to go postal.


Active bananas seem like they would be more fun than still and boring bananas.
Perhaps there would be a compromise possible? Say maybe the bananas don't dance but someone makes them move for me?
i'll be good!
Or bad if that works better ::smile::



Vancouver_cinful -> RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. (6/25/2006 7:29:03 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Gauge

But if I catch one of those little fuckers dancing I am going to go postal.


Run, Dancing Bananas, run!! [sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif]

Cin <~ protector of dancing bananas the worlds over



Gauge -> RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. (6/25/2006 10:58:47 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Vancouver_cinful

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ORIGINAL: Gauge

But if I catch one of those little fuckers dancing I am going to go postal.


Run, Dancing Bananas, run!! [sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif]

Cin <~ protector of dancing bananas the worlds over



May you wake up screaming and in a cold sweat after a horrible nightmare of dancing bananas swarming all over you and tearing little bits of your flesh away. As they dance away, the bloody, ragged flesh swings like a dead fish's tail out of the side of their smiling little mouths. Then, more take the place of those that have already fed. They continue until all that is left are bones. And then the fluffy things come in and devour the bones... and it is as if you had never existed.



gooddogbenji -> RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. (6/26/2006 2:24:37 AM)

Shake, shake, shake, banana, shake your banana line,
Shake, shake, shake, banana, shake it all the time.

I just thought of something.  If some women would enjoy, ummmm....  the vibrations.....  would the bananas enjoy that aspect as well?  Do you think they'd want to try oral?

Gauge, maybe that's the way to catch them.....

Yours,


benji



Rumtiger -> RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. (6/26/2006 3:43:03 AM)

You think banana man by himself is bad, you should hear the song that accompanies him...dear god, it will devour your mind.

Its peanut butter jelly time!
peanut butter jelly time!

...I guess i'm starting to become sadistic...because now I want to find the link to torture you all...



twicehappy -> RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. (6/26/2006 4:59:05 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Rumtiger


...I guess i'm starting to become sadistic...because now I want to find the link to torture you all...


Here you go!


[image]http://forum.foosel.net/Smileys/phpbb/banana.gif[/image]It's Peanut butter jelly time,Peanut butter jelly time,Peanut butter jelly time,where ye at?,where ye at?,where ye at?,where ye at?,now there ye go,there ye go,there ye go,there ye go,PEANUT BUTTER JELLY,PEANUT BUTTER JELLY,PEANUT BUTTER JELLY,PEANUT BUTTER JELLY,***pause*** peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat. [image]http://forum.foosel.net/Smileys/phpbb/banana.gif[/image]



twicehappy -> RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. (6/26/2006 5:00:34 AM)

Oh gods you people have contaminated my mind......HELP me!!!!!



txpet -> RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. (6/26/2006 7:48:36 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Gauge

quote:

ORIGINAL: Vancouver_cinful

quote:

ORIGINAL: Gauge

But if I catch one of those little fuckers dancing I am going to go postal.


Run, Dancing Bananas, run!! [sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif]

Cin <~ protector of dancing bananas the worlds over



May you wake up screaming and in a cold sweat after a horrible nightmare of dancing bananas swarming all over you and tearing little bits of your flesh away. As they dance away, the bloody, ragged flesh swings like a dead fish's tail out of the side of their smiling little mouths. Then, more take the place of those that have already fed. They continue until all that is left are bones. And then the fluffy things come in and devour the bones... and it is as if you had never existed.


::tries not to cry::
i don't think the bananas sound like any fun at all any more!!
In fact, i can't even see them now without shivering in fear.
::crawls into the corner::
::sniff::
Bad, evil bananas ...
::bottom lip quivers::



Rumtiger -> RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. (6/26/2006 11:47:57 AM)

dosent really work in wirtten form...hm..we need to find a link to the actual song. If me and twicehappy have to live with this parasite in our minds, then all you bastards gotta. I will use banana man as my minion to finally take over the forums!

He cannot be stopped.....[sm=banana.gif]



txpet -> RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. (6/26/2006 11:51:18 AM)

No, no, no, please, please, please ...
It worked just fine in written form ... really ... REALLY

Perhaps you could find another way to torture ... whips, chains, ropes, clips, clamps, pinches, bites, blades ... just please no, not the song ... it was horrid enough in text!!

::big beggging eyes::



Rumtiger -> RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. (6/26/2006 11:54:10 AM)

I have embraced the banana, and soon, you will too. The only alternative...is to have your brain melt into a grey cheese-like material.



Tamerofwild1s -> RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. (6/26/2006 12:02:03 PM)

[sm=dance.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=dance.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=dance.gif][sm=banana.gif]

it naner time it naner time ... fish heads fish heads ... rollly pollly fish heads eat em up yum
 
[sm=banana.gif][sm=dance.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=dance.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=dance.gif]

[sm=mrpuffy.gif][sm=mrpuffy.gif][sm=mrpuffy.gif][sm=mrpuffy.gif][sm=mrpuffy.gif][sm=mrpuffy.gif][sm=mrpuffy.gif]

NOW thats Sadistic Dammmmmmit



Rumtiger -> RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. (6/26/2006 12:20:16 PM)

Mere childs play to what I can unleash upon the world....

Ladies and Gentlemen...Gauge's nightmare...and my ultimate weapon.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/143483



Tamerofwild1s -> RE: I need to get this out. Sorry, Gauge. (6/26/2006 12:26:19 PM)

uhhhhhhhhh .... excuse me please .. I need to change my shorts . I wet myself laughing so ferkin hard ....... OMFG that was toooooooo funny
 
you have truely bested . and Gauge will never survive that one .... ROFLMFAO
 
[sm=applause.gif][sm=biggrin.gif]



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