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turning 60 - 6/23/2006 11:57:02 PM

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I turn 60 in 5 minutes. That just seems so much older than 59 that i'm getting depressed about it.

Just had a good thought though, 60 spankings sounds appealing.

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RE: turning 60 - 6/24/2006 12:00:25 AM

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Happy Birthday to you!

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RE: turning 60 - 6/24/2006 12:00:29 AM

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Congrate proudsub.. I turn 62 at the end of August.. One of my siggy lines in another group reads:

" If life begins at 40 then at 60 you are in your prime again."

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RE: turning 60 - 6/24/2006 12:03:46 AM

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i love that, ironbear :)

happy birthday, proudsub!

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RE: turning 60 - 6/24/2006 12:15:39 AM

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Happy Birthday, proudsub.

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RE: turning 60 - 6/24/2006 12:30:38 AM

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Happy Birthday Proudsub, I hope your hubby hurts you well!

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RE: turning 60 - 6/24/2006 1:30:09 AM

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welcome to a fellow SEXagenarian -- it's not the end of life that some young folks might think it is...

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RE: turning 60 - 6/24/2006 3:27:44 AM

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One year till 50.
Why is 60 any worse? I like to assign purely numerical and societal things to Bdays.
13 I am a teen.
16 a teen allowed to wreak havoc with a few tons of hurtling metal.
18, 19, 21, PARTY LEGAL!
30 I am untrustworthy. But only to those gulible youngsters that I now know enough to fool.
40 hohum.....
50. I have informed all my young friends to save up for my Mazda Miata midlife crisis mobile. I am in good enough shape and making good enough money that if I don't have My littlegirl slut by then, I can rent her. I can decide and afford to be an alcoholic. I can be a dirty old man, lusting after girls young enough to be my daughter, but still not be charged.
60 years old may be just more of the same. Viagra being an additional bonus. ( A truly inspiring girl would be better ).
At 60, I see myself tapering off at my job. A lot of things all paid off and time and money to do a few things that I never had time for.

Aside from accident ( interesting one I hope ). I will choose the time of my death. So far, I choose life. I think I have life to live for about 15 more years, if a reasonable amount of health continues.
You are 60. Congratulations. Make the most of it. Consider that there are always interesting/stupid things going on in the world to watch. If you can stomach the stupidity, it is entertaining. There is a whole lifetime of things you may have put off, that you might now have time for. Books unread, hobbies untried, masturbation fantasies yet to stroke off. Money and circumstance may yet constrain some things. But think back on all those things that you put off. Maybe now is the time for a lot of them.

60 years of learning what is and is not worthwhile or right for you. Get to those things that are still there.

At the very least, be an ornery old coot. Bend all those young ears with " When I was a boy...." Yell at kids. Shake your fist. Be really slow at the front of the line. Duct tape your left turn signal on permanently. Fart loudly in elevators. Old farts pissed you off for years, it's your turn now :)

Happy birthday!!!!!!! You've made it this far. Fuck it! Enjoy! Worry about how to celebrate 100.

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RE: turning 60 - 6/24/2006 5:01:45 AM

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Happy Birthday proudsub.....you give new definition to what turning 60 is all about!!!! Way to go...

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RE: turning 60 - 6/24/2006 5:04:57 AM

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Really, it's just a number, but I have to agree that those 10 year increments are hard to ignore. I just remind myself that as long as I'm having birthdays, I'm winning...lol. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

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RE: turning 60 - 6/24/2006 5:06:00 AM

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Happy birthday proud. Love you lots...

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RE: turning 60 - 6/24/2006 5:15:00 AM

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear proudsub, happy birthday to you..hip hip horaah!

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RE: turning 60 - 6/24/2006 5:32:24 AM

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Happy Birthday!!!

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RE: turning 60 - 6/24/2006 5:44:24 AM

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Happy Birthday!!

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RE: turning 60 - 6/24/2006 6:28:40 AM

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Proudsub!

At twenty, I used to fear turning into a boring drone at 30. How wrong I was!
A person can be totally cool, like you are - at 60! Isn't it grand?
Forever young!

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RE: turning 60 - 6/24/2006 7:21:30 AM

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY to you proudsub!!!

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RE: turning 60 - 6/24/2006 12:24:00 PM

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smiles...have a very happy and healthy 60th birthday proudsub and enjoy the spankings too!! I am relatively new to the forums and you seem to be a caring and helpful person

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RE: turning 60 - 6/24/2006 12:31:06 PM

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Happiest of birthdays, proudsub!!

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RE: turning 60 - 6/24/2006 12:48:52 PM

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Thank you all, what a great group of friends!!

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" If life begins at 40 then at 60 you are in your prime again."

Oh I like that!!

Thanks for the cake Level, very sweet.

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Happy Birthday Proudsub, I hope your hubby hurts you well!

Me too!!

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welcome to a fellow SEXagenarian -- it's not the end of life that some young folks might think it is...

I used to think that too, but boy was i wrong.

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You are 60. Congratulations. Make the most of it. Consider that there are always interesting/stupid things going on in the world to watch. If you can stomach the stupidity, it is entertaining. There is a whole lifetime of things you may have put off, that you might now have time for. Books unread, hobbies untried, masturbation fantasies yet to stroke off. Money and circumstance may yet constrain some things. But think back on all those things that you put off. Maybe now is the time for a lot of them.

Well said Kedicat, especially the masturbation fantasies part LOL.

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At the very least, be an ornery old coot. Bend all those young ears with " When I was a boy...." Yell at kids. Shake your fist. Be really slow at the front of the line. Duct tape your left turn signal on permanently. Fart loudly in elevators. Old farts pissed you off for years, it's your turn now :)

Too funny!!

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At twenty, I used to fear turning into a boring drone at 30. How wrong I was!
A person can be totally cool, like you are - at 60! Isn't it grand?
Forever young!

Ahhh thanks Fawne.

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smiles...have a very happy and healthy 60th birthday proudsub and enjoy the spankings too!! I am relatively new to the forums and you seem to be a caring and helpful person

Thanks wanders, what a nice thing to say to a stranger.

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RE: turning 60 - 6/24/2006 5:07:55 PM

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