Lucifyre
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Joined: 3/27/2012 Status: offline
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Soft fuzzy furbabies that we love so dearly... little motherfuckers make us crazy eh? puking up the hairballs, meowing incessantly like a siren you can't turn off, missing the litter box, flinging litter as far out of the box as possible (it's a game to them I swear) claw sharpening, bringing us "presents", playing the game "what the FUCK is that smell!" batting shit under the refridgerator and couch, usually bio degradable shit that's one of the pieces to the above mentioned game, only chasing the critters they want to, not the big fucking spider crawling across the floor as you're screaming "GET THE BUG YOU USELESS BALL OF FUR", playing blanket mouse at 3 in the morning when yoou have to be up by 7 to get to work... BUT... The warm ball of purring fur sleeping on your chest on chilly nights makes it all worth it...even when they DO bite your nose :)
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"Batteries? OMG, Bitch Please! My Shit plugs in!" I do this because it fucking feels good. I like girls who like girls The thing about standards is: There are SO many to choose from.
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