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OsideGirl -> RE: Giving Oral (5/2/2013 5:56:39 PM)

Why do guys act that they're offering something special when they're just really fulfilling their own fantasy? Offering sex (oral or otherwise) to a woman on a kink site is like trying to give sand to someone that lives in the desert.



poise -> RE: Giving Oral (5/2/2013 5:59:56 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Level
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ORIGINAL: poise
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ORIGINAL: alslv
I've got a fantasy about giving oral to a lady without expecting anying in return. Where should I start?


Between her ears. Duh! [:-]


Now he's gonna go lick some poor woman on the nose...

You're so funny. [:D]
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DarkSteven -> RE: Giving Oral (5/2/2013 6:01:52 PM)


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ORIGINAL: sexyred1

Go to a bar or singles joint, walk in and yell out, " Hey any women here want cunnilingus? I don't expect a thing back."

Let us know how that works out.


I vote for a biker bar.



NiceButMeanGirl -> RE: Giving Oral (5/2/2013 6:43:47 PM)

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ORIGINAL: alslv

I've got a fantasy about giving oral to a lady without expecting anying in return. Where should I start?

Well, start by getting to know her and developing a relationship with the woman, not just her pussy. I don't really know any women who will let a stranger do anything between her legs just to fulfill his fantasy.

NBMG



MasterCaneman -> RE: Giving Oral (5/2/2013 8:03:23 PM)


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ORIGINAL: DarkSteven


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ORIGINAL: sexyred1

Go to a bar or singles joint, walk in and yell out, " Hey any women here want cunnilingus? I don't expect a thing back."

Let us know how that works out.


I vote for a biker bar.


Heheheheheh. It'd be over quickly, anyway...



FrostedFlake -> RE: Giving Oral (5/2/2013 10:51:29 PM)

Take yer putter and knock one of the balls across the carpet. Then, tap the other ball so it rolls over and taps the first ball. Walk to the other side of the room and do it again, using the other side of the putter. Repeat ad infinitum.

Trust me on this one, alslv. This will help your short game.



TieMeInKnottss -> RE: Giving Oral (5/3/2013 12:17:02 AM)

Honestly...if that is the top reason you are interested in D/s or BDSM..I think you may be in over your head... As a generally conservative, extremely vanilla appearing woman, I can tell you I have heard the complaint "why can't he just be there for me without expecting something in return" rant regarding oral sex at many a book club, MOMS club, 40th birthday party... There are many vanilla women dying for such a thing so...grab a grocery cart, go to Wegmans on a Fri night, "accidentally" run into some woman's cart or ask if she has a recipe for "this unusual vegetable"...go on a few dates & drop the "I just want to give oral sex to a woman without her feeling obligated to do anything for me" line into conversation about the 3rd date & see how fast it happens.



absolutchocolat -> RE: Giving Oral (5/3/2013 1:14:36 AM)

FR

I don't know about the rest of you ladies, but I make a sub work for the squirt. A little licking between my leg is not going to be enough to get me off. If I want excellent oral, I'll just ask the Mister. Submissives are for the wide range of shit Daddy isn't into...like licking my boots and strap-on play and water sports.



ResidentSadist -> RE: Giving Oral (5/3/2013 2:23:29 AM)

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ORIGINAL: sexyred1
Go to a bar or singles joint, walk in and yell out, " Hey any women here want cunnilingus? I don't expect a thing back."

Let us know how that works out.

Love the idea. Very sincere compared to if he drove there in his car wearing a shirt, hat and carrying a bag touting the cliche old slogan of "free mustache rides" . . . which I wish he would have titled his thread so we would have been forewarned.

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