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RE: Hello? Anyone real here?? - 5/15/2013 2:59:09 PM   
SeekingTrinity


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I'm only as real as The Matrix lets me think I am. But we can't talk about it too much...it gets the Agents all riled up.

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RE: Hello? Anyone real here?? - 5/15/2013 3:01:24 PM   
areallivehuman


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ORIGINAL: caliblueyes

Is being a succsesful ablebodied (alright a little chubby) sweet and pampering white man not enough?




No.

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RE: Hello? Anyone real here?? - 5/15/2013 3:54:56 PM   
Phoenixpower


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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

I am here, I am real, but not for long, since all great men are dying, and I ain't feeling so good myself, little hangover today.  That's real.


Did someone blow you up?!

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RE: Hello? Anyone real here?? - 5/15/2013 4:25:46 PM   
Baroana


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ORIGINAL: MasterCaneman

Baroana, I just read your profile, and I think it should be an appendix to the sticky on the Ask a Mistress forum. While I am by no means a sub, it conveys a lot of information that could ease a mega-ton of butthurt (and the ensuing whiny "Is Anyone Real?" threads). I'm not coming down on you, OP. You have a legitimate gripe, but it was one that could have been solved by merely reading the FAQ.




Aww, shucks.


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RE: Hello? Anyone real here?? - 5/15/2013 5:48:14 PM   
littlewonder


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ORIGINAL: MasterCaneman

I am only a tortured figment of my own imagination. Hello and welcome to the boards. Best of luck...


Howdy neighbor.

Can you move over a bit? It's getting kinda crowded in this imagined world.

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RE: Hello? Anyone real here?? - 5/15/2013 8:04:30 PM   
MasterCaneman


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Status: offline 		I'll do what I can, but there's a lot of sock puppets in my way...

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RE: Hello? Anyone real here?? - 5/16/2013 6:24:27 AM   
ResidentSadist


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ORIGINAL: VideoAdminAlpha
FR~At least he didnt say tap tap TAP....

That was my first thought too.


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RE: Hello? Anyone real here?? - 5/16/2013 6:34:05 AM   
masmiss


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Status: offline 		I'm just not as bitchy as I used to be. Wonder what that means? Am I fake? Gosh, I hope not.

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RE: Hello? Anyone real here?? - 5/16/2013 8:56:53 AM   
theshytype


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Status: offline 		I want proof that you all are fake. I simply don't believe it.

If you all are really fake, then I really need to make a phone call.

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RE: Hello? Anyone real here?? - 5/16/2013 9:23:35 AM   
FelineRanger


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ORIGINAL: needlesandpins

i'm only real in certain dimensions. in your's i'm afraid i don't exist, in my lover's i do. sometimes i get really confused, forget which dimension i'm in and don't know whether i'm coming or going.

needles


Only real in some dimensions, nonexistent in others. Does that mean you're dimensionally transcendental?

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RE: Hello? Anyone real here?? - 5/16/2013 9:30:32 AM   
mnottertail


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RE: Hello? Anyone real here?? - 5/16/2013 9:32:40 AM   
MistressJude


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Status: offline 		Yes there are many who are real but just a brief look at your profile tells us that you are not putting your own effort into things. There's one picture and it's a comic. Your entire profile consists of a three sentence rant. If you want real then get out to your local community and meet real people. Take the time to build your own profile and stop worrying about everyone else. Findomme's and pro's are usually easy to spot from a mile away and if you keep getting suckered into chats with them then maybe you need to take a step back and identify the patterns of your own behavior. There are plenty of "real" people around. Also take into account how you approach people as well. Are you even reading profiles? Are you sending one-liner emails? If you want some profile tips read my journal entry.

*Edited for a little wording mistake

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RE: Hello? Anyone real here?? - 5/16/2013 5:21:55 PM   
SDFemDom4cuck


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ORIGINAL: VideoAdminAlpha

FR~At least he didnt say tap tap TAP....



Its the deaf mute slave redux! Nooooooo!

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She dealt her pretty words like Blades -
How glittering they shone -
And every One unbared a Nerve
Or wantoned with a Bone -

I want a sensitive man - one who'll cry when I hit him.

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RE: Hello? Anyone real here?? - 5/16/2013 5:24:21 PM   
LadyPact


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Status: offline 		I don't think anyone will ever beat tap, tap, tap. I just don't think it's possible.


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Beach Ball Sized Lady Nuts. ~ TWD

Happily dating a new submissive. It's official. I've named him engie.

Please do not send me email here. Unless I know you, I will delete the email unread

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RE: Hello? Anyone real here?? - 5/16/2013 7:00:33 PM   
SDFemDom4cuck


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ORIGINAL: LadyPact

I don't think anyone will ever beat tap, tap, tap. I just don't think it's possible.




It is a classic.

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Ms Jo

She dealt her pretty words like Blades -
How glittering they shone -
And every One unbared a Nerve
Or wantoned with a Bone -

I want a sensitive man - one who'll cry when I hit him.

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RE: Hello? Anyone real here?? - 5/16/2013 7:01:13 PM   
VideoAdminAlpha


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Status: offline 		Aw hell....I know its not Rons birthday but I gander a good read I dont have time for......Look at the top for those that are interested. Ill leave it up till tomorrow night.


ETA: After I find it.

< Message edited by VideoAdminAlpha -- 5/16/2013 7:02:10 PM >

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You can't please all the people all of the time.Unfortunately there are times you cannot please any of them :( You can only do your best, and hope they realize that.

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RE: Hello? Anyone real here?? - 5/16/2013 7:06:04 PM   
SDFemDom4cuck


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Status: offline 		You didn't? Did you? Now I'll be up all night reliving that whole hilariously snarktastic thread. Looking now....

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Ms Jo

She dealt her pretty words like Blades -
How glittering they shone -
And every One unbared a Nerve
Or wantoned with a Bone -

I want a sensitive man - one who'll cry when I hit him.

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RE: Hello? Anyone real here?? - 5/16/2013 7:09:00 PM   
SDFemDom4cuck


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Status: offline 		PS I flove you! I had forgotten it went to 40 pages. Its gonna be a loooong night. But this "old timer" for one thanks you for this gift of Collarme Classic Heaven!

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Ms Jo

She dealt her pretty words like Blades -
How glittering they shone -
And every One unbared a Nerve
Or wantoned with a Bone -

I want a sensitive man - one who'll cry when I hit him.

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RE: Hello? Anyone real here?? - 5/17/2013 1:29:06 AM   
LadyPact


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ORIGINAL: VideoAdminAlpha

Aw hell....I know its not Rons birthday but I gander a good read I dont have time for......Look at the top for those that are interested. Ill leave it up till tomorrow night.


ETA: After I find it.
If it helps, Wanders used to have it in her sig line.



And....... The biggest computer twit on all of CM finds it! http://www.collarchat.com/fb.asp?m=790885



< Message edited by LadyPact -- 5/17/2013 1:37:00 AM >

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Beach Ball Sized Lady Nuts. ~ TWD

Happily dating a new submissive. It's official. I've named him engie.

Please do not send me email here. Unless I know you, I will delete the email unread

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RE: Hello? Anyone real here?? - 5/17/2013 3:00:57 PM   
MasterCaneman


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Status: offline 		One hour and fifteen minutes, and I finally know what "Tap, Tap, Tap" means. Awesome thread. I liked how that one guy hopped in the last incarnation and wanted to "help the guy out". I'm sorry I wasn't on this site at the time.

My humble contribution:






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