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reticence -> RE: How would you respond? (6/25/2006 5:49:15 PM)

MrrPete,

Now I feel bad, like my response to you was mean.  It was not a commentary upon your writing, or the scene which you described, it was a truthful response to your question, what I would do upon receipt of such a message in my email, especially with no prior contact.   I did not mean to be nasty to you.



Evanesce -> RE: How would you respond? (6/25/2006 6:21:36 PM)

Well, since I don't have a black ass, I'd be laughing at whomever sent me this drivel, but I'd probably reply with something along the lines of, "I'm sure you think that was hot and sexy, and I'm sure it turned you on something fierce, thinking that I'd be over here creaming my jeans over your boring little fairy tale, but I'll tell you how it really is.  If you really want to turn me on, you come over here, kneel before ME, and I'll string you up in MY dungeon and we'll see what you can take.  How's that? 
 
Oh, and I'll take pepperoni, thanks."



babebirdy -> RE: How would you respond? (6/25/2006 6:37:04 PM)

Well any response that would come from my account would be from my Master, and I would say it would not be a nice one, especially since my profile clearly states that I am Owned, and interested in talking to people as friends only.

and I like tomatoes and mushrooms.



murmur -> RE: How would you respond? (6/25/2006 7:42:46 PM)

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ORIGINAL: hizgeorgiapeach

Once I finished laughing, I'd block, then tell him/her/it (a) give up writing - you have no talent for it, and (b) tripple pepperoni, sausage, ham, bacon, canadian bacon, grilled chicken, shrimp... with extra cheese, chopped garlic, jalepenos, mushrooms, onions, and bell pepper


wow...would you have any space left for the pizza itself?? lmao

i'll take an all-dress or a sea-food pizza anytime : - D



playfulotter -> RE: How would you respond? (6/25/2006 7:48:20 PM)

i agree with most of the other women..men who send erotic stories or attempt cyber sex in the first few emails or on the phone are sooooo someone i couldn't respect![:'(] it makes them seem so single minded and really just someone who should be on a regular sex site and not this site....



playfulotter -> RE: How would you respond? (6/25/2006 7:51:47 PM)

oops but if i ever got to the part about the pizza i would say supreme with jalapenos added!  ha ha



TemptingNviceSub -> RE: How would you respond? (6/25/2006 9:42:24 PM)

If it were a first e-mail then I would think .....HNG...sorry, but something of this nature is best for someone in a relationship not as an opening to tempt me into a correspondence....pizza!...pepperoni,olives,onion,green pepper and extra cheese of course!!...(drool)...be well...Tempting



classykindasassy -> RE: How would you respond? (6/25/2006 11:32:18 PM)

The fantasy is cool and all. But I find that when someone approaches me with that much communication right out of the gate, i think they are a little loony and out of touch with what real communication is about - and what's appropriate when you are trying to meet someone.

I like the kitchen sink - with shrimp, jalapenos and Louisiana smoked sausage shaved thin.



YoungBlondeSlave -> RE: How would you respond? (6/26/2006 12:14:58 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: MrrPete

If you received the following message:

I just have to tell you what goes through my mind when I look at you. I would take you by the hair; force you to bend over and drag you into my dungeon. [ I really do have one] I would tie you spread-eagled against the wall and remove your clothes with my sharpest knife never letting it touch you..

I would rub your body down with a soft fluffy mitten for a few minutes before I start lightly slapping your body from your face to your breasts, stomach, cunt, thighs and back. you can turn sideways just enough to spank your black ass.

As I increase the intensity I focus on your tits. I enjoy watching them swing to and fro as I slap them harder and harder. I occaisionally flcik your nipples with the tip of my index finger. I take your nipples between my index finger and thumb and roll them back and forth slowly increasing pressure. I wath your face intently as it contorts with pain. Suddenly you take a deep breath and I release your nipples. Taking your tits in my hands I lift you up on your toes. I keep lifting again watching your face contort with the pain. you endure the pain for me as you're a good sub and want to please me.

Releasing you I step back then steppin forward. I raise your chin with my finger that I may gaze into the deepness of your eyes showing you my pleasure.

Now, what's your favorite pizza topping?

Mr. Pete



i believe it is a bit much to start right out messaging someone with this first off. i have written many pornographic short stories and i can't recall any of them being this mundane. i aplogize for the harshness but, even with myself as novice as i am i have experienced many things much more intense than get me much more cranked up than "running a soft mitten all over [my body]." If the girl that you are intending this for likes it or expressed a desire in her profile that she would like to know what you might have in store for her the first time that you and she got together that would be one thing. But, just initiating a conversation with that is usually an unwise decision.

Luckily the worst case scenario is that she assumes it is a cookie-cutter letter that you send to every girl you wish to contact and she gives you an earful (or chooses not to) and then deletes it. A little bit of a bruise to the ego (i've recieved my fair share even on the forums here, but, i deserved it so i took it in stride) but nothing else than that really, she may send an e-mail in return expressing her discontent and then block but the world will not come to an end because it was not recieved warmly.

i get those fairly often and (no offense to those who have written them) i share them with my owner and we have a pretty good laugh over them since they are all basically the same. Every once in awhile it's nice to read some smut when i'm not being played with or utilized in other fashions but, i do not like to read smut in initail e-mails to me.



krys -> RE: How would you respond? (6/26/2006 4:19:54 AM)

I'd laugh.  If I were unowned, I would probably respond well because I appreciate a sense of humor.

And ask for mushrooms and sausage please.  



sophia37 -> RE: How would you respond? (6/26/2006 6:09:23 AM)

All this talk of pizza. Now Im starving. Come on gang. Lets meet at Rays in NYC. Or someplace in town where we could get a big table with a window seat. Lets watch the world walk by and fantasize about who's into kinky whatever. LOLOL It'll be fun to invent secret lives for people. So lets bring along the original poster, since there's a person with big ideas. lol 



LuckyAlbatross -> RE: How would you respond? (6/26/2006 6:37:03 AM)

quote:

Releasing you I step back then steppin forward. I raise your chin with my finger that I may gaze into the deepness of your eyes showing you my pleasure.

Now, what's your favorite pizza topping?

Mr. Pete

If I got that in my email from someone I had never talked to before, I'd delete it and go onto the next message.

I appreciate the cuteness and work put into gaining interest to cultivate a response- but someone who has to work so hard to be so witty isn't going to attract me.



DesertRat -> RE: How would you respond? (6/26/2006 6:42:32 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Saint
I probably wouldnt even have read past the first 2-3 lines before deleting it. 


There ya go. The girls I know would immediately spot the signs of wankerism and delete with a chuckle.

Bob



ArtimisBlack -> RE: How would you respond? (6/26/2006 7:40:58 AM)

OK, I think we have a consensus. When pornographic emails are a first contact we all reach for the delete/block button and sometimes respond with ridicule and anger.
So for all those contemplating first contact out there, ditch the porn until later, stick with the pizza.
 
Anyone ever tried pizza rustica?
MMMMM and I’ll have a extra cheese with sausage, ham, and pineapples. YUM



gentlethistle -> RE: How would you respond? (6/26/2006 9:09:52 AM)

I've just realised though....despite most of the submissive women answering that this approach wouldn't work on them at all....we have also mainly gone on to tell him our favourite pizza toppings.

Perhaps his fetish is pizza toppings and the message has worked a treat, we've all put out and told him our wildest pizza fantasies....

Laura

P.S.  I like doing lit crit on cold calling copy....can we do some more please?



littleone35 -> RE: How would you respond? (6/26/2006 9:32:36 AM)

Oh i forgot about the Pizza toppings mushrooms, onions and lots of extra cheese.

Matt's littleone



missturbation -> RE: How would you respond? (6/26/2006 9:45:44 AM)

I wouldnt care what the pizza topping was cos ud be wearing it along with a bruised scrotum !!
I hate with a vengeance sexually descriptive first messages.



kisshou -> RE: How would you respond? (6/26/2006 11:28:21 AM)

that would make me laugh and if it was sent by a male dominant I would send back a reply complimenting them on their sense of humour

:::still giggling::::

my fav is bacon and pineapple mmmmmm!



LadyHugs -> RE: How would you respond? (6/26/2006 11:34:17 AM)

Dear MrrPete, Ladies and Gentlemen;
 
I would read the porn and be putting up red flags over the techniques of the 'porn scene' as written.  I am a Sadist so, I am very medicial and anatomy minded and as a woman, I wouldn't permit such unsound techniques be done.
 
I also find it rather cheeky. Really a rude approach to a female, regardless if it was in jest. A lot of assumptions on the sending person's part about the one getting such.  I would reply and request they take me off their list.  I've also had submissives and Male dominants approach me in such a fashion.  They are immediately crossed off from any consideration.
 
I also would view the desire to know what I want on my pizza as a form of manipulation into a response to start up a dialog/conversation.  So, I would not respond to the pizza 'hook/bait.'
 
Independent of all of the responses to the posted "how would I respond," I would probably have phallus and testicals on my pizza.
 
Respectfully submitted for consideration,
Lady Hugs



RavenMuse -> RE: How would you respond? (6/26/2006 11:39:05 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: MrrPete
If you received the following message:


Most of those I've met would write the sender off immediatly if that was the first mail they recieved, smacks of HNG fantasy muppet and probably be blocked and deleted.



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