Goddamit! I am mad enough to bite one of those disco bannanas!

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mnottertail -> Goddamit! I am mad enough to bite one of those disco bannanas! (6/25/2006 10:27:11 AM)
I was playing around with my 1938 B Allis Chalmers..it has one of those (I think they are Z model) underslung belly sickles and I got in around the brush pile and caught the rod that holds the bar up on a piece of brush and jammed it into the cutter and broke the pittman arm (and those are hard...I mean HARD to come by) and didn't do any honor to the eccentric bearing........ Kinda like when you stub your toe on something and hop around the house laughing in tears 'cause life is just so unfair........... What do you guys do when you want to implode like that?

MistressOfGa -> RE: Goddamit! I am mad enough to bite one of those disco bannanas! (6/25/2006 10:29:58 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail I was playing around with my 1938 B Allis Chalmers..it has one of those (I think they are Z model) underslung belly sickles and I got in around the brush pile and caught the rod that holds the bar up on a piece of brush and jammed it into the cutter and broke the pittman arm (and those are hard...I mean HARD to come by) and didn't do any honor to the eccentric bearing........ Kinda like when you stub your toe on something and hop around the house laughing in tears 'cause life is just so unfair........... What do you guys do when you want to implode like that? Hmm..Ron, I think I need a dictionary to even understand what the heck you are talking about.

IronBear -> RE: Goddamit! I am mad enough to bite one of those disco bannanas! (6/25/2006 10:30:02 AM)
Vodka! Lots of Vodka!!!! Said in my best Russian accent

reticence -> RE: Goddamit! I am mad enough to bite one of those disco bannanas! (6/25/2006 10:32:45 AM)
In such extreme times as you just described... I have been known to utter the F-word!! (sorry that happened to you, surely you must have something almost as hard close at hand?)

mnottertail -> RE: Goddamit! I am mad enough to bite one of those disco bannanas! (6/25/2006 10:34:37 AM)
Ja, Tovarisch! Now I gotta tear that whole MF apart and I should'a just stayed here making stupid comments all afternoon instead of monkeying around. I obviously have absolutely NO dominance when it comes to mowing. Ron...... IronBear......a wonderful Idea but this is a sunday dry county..........and having one, I would not be able to leave it capped and drive home without some form of altercation with the governmental authorities........ LOLOLOL.

MHOO314 -> RE: Goddamit! I am mad enough to bite one of those disco bannanas! (6/25/2006 10:35:16 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: reticence In such extreme times as you just described... I have been known to utter the F-word!! (sorry that happened to you, surely you must have something almost as hard close at hand?) He probably does but I think its a "sub cutting tool" not a grass cutting too---[8D]

reticence -> RE: Goddamit! I am mad enough to bite one of those disco bannanas! (6/25/2006 10:36:48 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MHOO314 quote: ORIGINAL: reticence In such extreme times as you just described... I have been known to utter the F-word!! (sorry that happened to you, surely you must have something almost as hard close at hand?) He probably does but I think its a "sub cutting tool" not a grass cutting too---[8D] [;)]

RosaB -> RE: Goddamit! I am mad enough to bite one of those disco bannanas! (6/25/2006 10:45:34 AM)
I thought Ron was talking about car parts myself. me DUH. though I'm still lost, cause I don't mess with lawn mowers parts either, um I think that was the what was poked around with. Sorry for your pain Ron, I hope the agony has subsided substantially by now. Rosa quote: ORIGINAL: MistressOfGa quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail I was playing around with my 1938 B Allis Chalmers..it has one of those (I think they are Z model) underslung belly sickles and I got in around the brush pile and caught the rod that holds the bar up on a piece of brush and jammed it into the cutter and broke the pittman arm (and those are hard...I mean HARD to come by) and didn't do any honor to the eccentric bearing........ Kinda like when you stub your toe on something and hop around the house laughing in tears 'cause life is just so unfair........... What do you guys do when you want to implode like that? Hmm..Ron, I think I need a dictionary to even understand what the heck you are talking about.

Level -> RE: Goddamit! I am mad enough to bite one of those disco bannanas! (6/25/2006 10:49:03 AM)
Yell and cuss......... then make yourself smile. Think of how sweet life is (then thoughts of the rended pittman arm will rear up, possibly causing more cussing)..........smile some more........ know that in time all will be well..... cuss some more.........cuss......... smile a bit........

diamonddreamlove -> RE: Goddamit! I am mad enough to bite one of those disco bannanas! (6/25/2006 10:53:12 AM)
Just damn hate it when things like that happen. Course i usually let go a nice roll of nasty language and if around something i can throw not break and make a mess i have clean up later then i throw one hell of a temper tantrum before i start fixing the problem. lol and the vodka helps

ScooterTrash -> RE: Goddamit! I am mad enough to bite one of those disco bannanas! (6/25/2006 11:02:46 AM)
Ack...have a decent idea of your delimma...just go back outside for a bit and yell at something in a not so pleasant tone. Then maybe put an ad on here, saying you are looking for a replacement pitman arm. http://www.adeptr.com/ Good luck.

IronBear -> RE: Goddamit! I am mad enough to bite one of those disco bannanas! (6/25/2006 11:08:45 AM)
I think I can lay my hands on a slave called pitman. She has two arms too, would that help?????????

mnottertail -> RE: Goddamit! I am mad enough to bite one of those disco bannanas! (6/25/2006 11:10:45 AM)
Scoot, at last someone who understands.... The thing was, I had all kinda other shit lined up......this is gonna be an ordeal that is gonna take a couple valuable days to get out of. Everybody else here gets to blow off when someone sends them an email that says suck my cock or some such nonsense.....why not I who only have mechanical difficulties? I am young, I will get over it.

feastie -> RE: Goddamit! I am mad enough to bite one of those disco bannanas! (6/25/2006 11:10:59 AM)
I have no idea what you're talking about Ron, but it's a pure D pisser when we do something stupid that tears up a favorite toy. (A lawn machine is a man toy, right?) At any rate, cuss yourself silly, your "punishment" will be purchasing whatever is necessary to make the repairs, but most importantly... It is just a thing. Forgive yourself and deal with it.

aellea -> RE: Goddamit! I am mad enough to bite one of those disco bannanas! (6/25/2006 11:16:35 AM)
leave it to Scooter to come up with a solution of sorts... always knew that man was something special when i saw that one pic of him all duded up! Scooter... i wuv ya!!!

windchymes -> RE: Goddamit! I am mad enough to bite one of those disco bannanas! (6/25/2006 11:31:02 AM)
I think you were absolutely correct to run straight in here and start a rant, since that lawn mower is obviously rude, a player, and is probably not even a "true" 1938 B Allis Chambers, but a 1938 B Allis Chambers wannabe, and we all need to be warned about it![:D] (I hate when my tools break too....my sympathies!)

Emperor1956 -> RE: Goddamit! I am mad enough to bite one of those disco bannanas! (6/25/2006 11:41:18 AM)
quote: I was playing around with my 1938 B Allis Chalmers..it has one of those (I think they are Z model) underslung belly sickles and I got in around the brush pile and caught the rod that holds the bar up on a piece of brush and jammed it into the cutter and broke the pittman arm (and those are hard...I mean HARD to come by) and didn't do any honor to the eccentric bearing........ Kinda like when you stub your toe on something and hop around the house laughing in tears 'cause life is just so unfair........... What do you guys do when you want to implode like that? What I do? I sail right on past you brother, because I don't have that problem. My JD Model A (Wartime model, fully restored, drag mower and plow) has a high belly and doesn't snag the brush. Go GREEN, my friend...GO GREEN. E. (But I gotta say, any man that loves an old tractor can't be all bad. Ron, I assume you know about this place: http://www.ytmag.com/store/parts/index.htm ) NOTHING RUNS LIKE A DEERE! (who knew I'd get to say that on CM?)

mnottertail -> RE: Goddamit! I am mad enough to bite one of those disco bannanas! (6/25/2006 11:42:59 AM)
Um, 3812 serial number. It is 1938, it ain't no wanna be....which, still on topic leads me to another consideration..the whole reason I own the piece of shit, is that in the area my grandfolks........(an entire website unto itself.........GAWD I loved my Grandmother and my Great-Grandfather and uncles (there was no grampa..that is another situation) lived it was allis chalmers, here it is John Deere....I collect some antiques and have fond memories of old things.......The B and the setup I am talking about is worth about 750 dollars but I have over 3000 stuck into it. Because of pleasant thoughts as a child....... So, yes indeedie.....it is a toy.

windchymes -> RE: Goddamit! I am mad enough to bite one of those disco bannanas! (6/25/2006 11:43:44 AM)
Gotta love a John Deere. (softly humming "She thinks my tractor's sexy....it really turns her on.....)[;)]

mnottertail -> RE: Goddamit! I am mad enough to bite one of those disco bannanas! (6/25/2006 11:53:24 AM)
Emp......between Cohn and your fascinating shit you hide in the closet ('cause I never would have figured you for mister green jeans). I had a brother in law, that when he was farming we used to go down the line of all the JD he collected (I was in college there and had time) and get that TWOF TWOF TWOF TWOF going in the A's and B's he had and it sounded like a bunch of grouse that needed their cock sucked or a john deere convention....them two lungers with the flywheel.........it resonates in your nuts...

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