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RE: Creative "first" messages - just a shadow - 6/12/2013 9:49:26 PM   
WinsomeDefiance


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Absolute perfection, Winny (if I may call you that....?)!


I don't mind at all, and thank you

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RE: Creative "first" messages - just a shadow - 6/12/2013 9:50:44 PM   
WinsomeDefiance


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Absolute perfection, Winny (if I may call you that....?)!


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RE: Creative "first" messages - just a shadow - 6/12/2013 10:42:16 PM   
TNDommeK


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ORIGINAL: muhly22222

I wanted to do something different than a generic message. I wanted to respond to an actual person's profile. 'Cause, you know...it'll be fun? I hope? So I asked permission. Thanks, TNDommeK! Here's the message (from a dominant male, remember):

Hey darlin'! You sure are a pretty thing, you know that? I noticed you had a couple different sections in your profile (you know, the one for the dudes and the one for the chicks). But I couldn't help noticing that you left a section out. The one for people like me. Masters. A sweet ass like yours really needs to be kneeling in front of me, slurping on my fat, juicy cock. With a collar around your neck, and a leash in my hand. I'm hard just thinking about it.

But if that wasn't agreeable to you, I suppose you could convince to submit to you. I'm 100% Dominant, though, don't forget that. But I'd love for you to turn me into a sissy and make me suck other dudes off. But I'm completely Dominant. Or maybe you'd like to keep me in a cage 24/7 and pull me out twice a day so I could fuck that hot little body. But I'm not a mewling submissive, or even a pathetic switch. Perhaps you'd chain me in your basement, but fuck my ass with a strap-on 3 times a day. Make no mistake, though, I'm a true Dominant man. And since I'm all Dom, you'd just do it as a favor, right? I'm not paying for that shit. You should enjoy having me.

And all those girls you have with you, they'd be a part of the package, too, right? Because they're just as pretty. Pretty ugly, heh. Bet you didn't see that one coming...see, I've got a sense of humor, probably better than yours. We're a perfect fit, I just know it!



Ha! That's actually the emails I get from doms!
But as narcissistic as I am, the only thing I read in that post was: " you sure are a pretty thing" lol
Seriously though, I get messages like that at least twice a day.

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RE: Creative "first" messages - just a shadow - 6/12/2013 10:51:49 PM   
RemoteUser


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Status: offline 		Well now, if we're going to be silly...

As a Vegan Dominate of the higher oder, I will require you to follow all of my beliefs. We will not senselessly murder any living thing simply to sustain ourselves.

Mutilation and severe pain, however, are perfectly fine. Please meet me in the coffee shop parking lot with your urethra. I will have a staple gun and a welding torch.

You lucky bitch.

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RE: Creative "first" messages - just a shadow - 6/12/2013 11:15:32 PM   
Mellissande


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ORIGINAL: RemoteUser

Well now, if we're going to be silly...

As a Vegan Dominate of the higher oder, I will require you to follow all of my beliefs. We will not senselessly murder any living thing simply to sustain ourselves.

Mutilation and severe pain, however, are perfectly fine. Please meet me in the coffee shop parking lot with your urethra. I will have a staple gun and a welding torch.

You lucky bitch.

LOL the last line killed me XD

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RE: Creative "first" messages - just a shadow - 6/13/2013 2:24:45 PM   
TNDommeK


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RE: Creative "first" messages - just a shadow - 6/13/2013 3:16:54 PM   
LanceHughes


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YOU CANNOT RESIST BECAUSE YOU LOVE TO SUBMIT. QUICK!!! ON YOURE KNEES TO PROVE YOUR SUBMISSION TO MY BIG FAT DICK

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RE: Creative "first" messages - just a shadow - 6/13/2013 3:25:38 PM   
sexyred1


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Status: offline 		I venture to say that anyone writing these insane messages whereby they discuss their "fat juicy cock" or "hard, huge cock" probably does not possess a good one.

It is usually the ones who brag about their dicks, who have nothing.

The ones who have it, don't need to flaunt it. They just surprise you at the RIGHT time.

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RE: Creative "first" messages - just a shadow - 6/13/2013 7:04:32 PM   
tiggerspoohbear


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Status: offline 		Okay, I'm going to give this a go. Based on a back and forth c-mail I had going quite a while ago with a "dominate".

Dear You,

Well, yes, it's been less than a week but I love you with all my heart. Do you love me too? We'll live at your place for a week or two, then come back to live in my hotel room for the other week or two. You'll have to drive since my jeep was towed from a non-parking zone. Okay, it's been impounded. But I have the money to get it out. Well, not really, maybe you can help me out with that?

So you want to know why it was impounded? Overdue parking tickets. Actually, it was impounded by the police when I was caught within 100 yds of my ex. Well, she has a restraining order against me. But I only wanted to get my things from her place. Wait. That's not's true. I was spying on her, I think she's seeing another guy. We actually split up over a year ago and I can't let go of her in my mind. She finally had enough I guess and got the restraining order but I really didn't know about it. Guess I should also tell you my jeep was impounded the night they arrested me parked in front of her house and took me straight to jail for a 1 month stay.

Maybe you'd like to contact her to get the real story. She'll tell you the truth about it. She's still in love with me. Okay, maybe she isn't. That might have to do with the fact that she's lying about the fact that I physically assaulted her. If she tells you that don't believe her. You can also contact the DM for the region and he'll vouch for me. Well, maybe not. He's had me banned from all the events in the region. But again, it's all lies. Not really, but then he just doesn't like me. Oh, and here's the name of the police dept I'm dealing with and the detective in charge of my case. Give him a call, he can let you know the details.

I really do love you. Can't wait to start our travelling back and forth. We don't have to see anyone else. We'll be each others best friends and don't need or want any other people in our lives, including family. When are you coming to pick me up so we can start our life together?


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RE: Creative "first" messages - just a shadow - 6/13/2013 7:23:39 PM   
LanceHughes


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Status: offline 		^^^ OMG! Well, maybe not, but I don't think it's that bad. You can ask this poster. He'll tell you the truth as to what he thinks..... Better not ask him, though, he's a faggot and they don't tell the truth.

< Message edited by LanceHughes -- 6/13/2013 7:25:56 PM >

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RE: Creative "first" messages - just a shadow - 6/13/2013 7:28:13 PM   
LanceHughes


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Status: offline 		Hot pic, SIR!

{Not sure if that qualifies, since I get that about twice each three weeks.}

< Message edited by LanceHughes -- 6/13/2013 7:29:30 PM >

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RE: Creative "first" messages - just a shadow - 6/14/2013 5:53:21 AM   
tiggerspoohbear


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ORIGINAL: LanceHughes

^^^ OMG! Well, maybe not, but I don't think it's that bad. You can ask this poster. He'll tell you the truth as to what he thinks..... Better not ask him, though, he's a faggot and they don't tell the truth.

Then I'll have to try again Sir Lance!! And, uhhhmmm, but all the faggots I've known, and I've known many, have been honest to a fault with me. I like them better than girls/chicks/women/broads as friends.

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RE: Creative "first" messages - just a shadow - 6/14/2013 12:58:53 PM   
LanceHughes


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ORIGINAL: LanceHughes
^^^ OMG! Well, maybe not, but I don't think it's that bad. You can ask this poster. He'll tell you the truth as to what he thinks..... Better not ask him, though, he's a faggot and they don't tell the truth.

quote:

ORIGINAL: tiggerspoohbear
Then I'll have to try again Sir Lance!! -- rest of post snipped --

Maybe I should have gone with a simple ^^^ LOL!

I really think your "first message" is in running for best of string. We'll have to wait awhile and what else is posted.


< Message edited by LanceHughes -- 6/14/2013 1:01:17 PM >

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RE: Creative "first" messages - just a shadow - 6/14/2013 1:02:47 PM   
LanceHughes


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ORIGINAL: tiggerspoohbear
-- snipped --

And, uhhhmmm, but all the faggots I've known, and I've known many, have been honest to a fault with me. I like them better than girls/chicks/women/broads as friends.

And yet you are not a member of
Lance's Fag Hags
Why......?


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RE: Creative "first" messages - just a shadow - 6/14/2013 1:07:45 PM   
LanceHughes


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Status: offline 		And now, back to the theme of the thread

Hey, Honey.... I see you are a member of Lance's Fag Hags.
You just need to feel what only a real man can make you feel.


< Message edited by LanceHughes -- 6/14/2013 1:09:05 PM >

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RE: Creative "first" messages - just a shadow - 6/14/2013 3:59:42 PM   
tiggerspoohbear


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ORIGINAL: LanceHughes

quote:

ORIGINAL: tiggerspoohbear

And yet you are not a member of
Lance's Fag Hags
Why......?


Beeeeecause I haven't been asked???

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RE: Creative "first" messages - just a shadow - 6/14/2013 5:33:18 PM   
LanceHughes


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ORIGINAL: tiggerspoohbear
quote:

ORIGINAL: LanceHughes
quote:

ORIGINAL: tiggerspoohbear

And yet you are not a member of
Lance's Fag Hags
Why......?

Beeeeecause I haven't been asked???

Drifting.....

Read, but do NOT POST on this necro-thread: http://www.collarchat.com/m_3257299/mpage_1/tm.htm#3257299

All you have to do is add the line to your signature block, but the whole idea was that I would have a place to stay.... See, if you decide to be a member - no asking is done - then you are putting yourself up for a visit. Get it? (Starts with Charter members, but continues with just-regular members. Read the whole thing.)

---- END OF DRIFT ----


Your profile says you are bi-sexual. My wife and I are looking for a bi-woman to join us to be a slave in a three-way. We thought you would be good, but then we saw how F*CKING obese you are. Lose some weight, you PIG and then contact me / us for a better life than you have now.

------------ Remember that THIS ^^^ is a creative first message. Pretty good, huh? -----------------

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RE: Creative "first" messages - just a shadow - 6/15/2013 3:04:59 PM   
SoulAlloy


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Status: offline 		OK, attempt 1...

"You know you should really get a new slave. May I recommend me? You clearly don't like your old one given how much you spank him"

Attempt 2 from the hypnodom

"The message box opens with a gentle swirl, essences of vanilla and exotic spices waft up as the letters scroll before you. There is no sense to it, but you are compelled to click the reply button. Your eyes are drawn to his amazingly large love muscle, you lick your lips in anticipation. You will click the reply button, you have no choice. Your mind is under the control of the sender. You will reply fuck me oh glorious master "

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RE: Creative "first" messages - just a shadow - 6/15/2013 6:34:22 PM   
RemoteUser


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ORIGINAL: SoulAlloy

"You will reply fuck me oh glorious master "


Ewww, in English? Well, that's a deal breaker. I mean really, how many people speak English??



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RE: Creative "first" messages - just a shadow - 6/15/2013 6:47:38 PM   
TNDommeK


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ORIGINAL: LanceHughes

quote:

ORIGINAL: tiggerspoohbear
quote:

ORIGINAL: LanceHughes
quote:

ORIGINAL: tiggerspoohbear

And yet you are not a member of
Lance's Fag Hags
Why......?

Beeeeecause I haven't been asked???

Drifting.....

Read, but do NOT POST on this necro-thread: http://www.collarchat.com/m_3257299/mpage_1/tm.htm#3257299

All you have to do is add the line to your signature block, but the whole idea was that I would have a place to stay.... See, if you decide to be a member - no asking is done - then you are putting yourself up for a visit. Get it? (Starts with Charter members, but continues with just-regular members. Read the whole thing.)

---- END OF DRIFT ----


Your profile says you are bi-sexual. My wife and I are looking for a bi-woman to join us to be a slave in a three-way. We thought you would be good, but then we saw how F*CKING obese you are. Lose some weight, you PIG and then contact me / us for a better life than you have now.

------------ Remember that THIS ^^^ is a creative first message. Pretty good, huh? -----------------


Omg, lmao. What a great first message.


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