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Kana -> RE: Has this happened to any of you subs? (6/14/2013 3:16:47 PM)
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Heehee.
True story here:
Few years back I was seeing this gal who was a real klutz (No, not the Mouse. Another klutz). Ii mean this girl was always walking into doors and shit.
So we went to Florida one year on vacation, hit Miami, do the deal.
When we get down there and she puts on her bikini and I notice she's got some bruises on her arms and legs. Nothing big, but noticeable. Ask, and she says she fell down the stairs (Somewhere the mouse is going-hey, I do that too. I tell ya, I'm cursed with wonderful women who lack grace. WTF ever happened to that ballerina anyways and who does she think she was, preferring the Joffrey to me? But I digress. returning from our commercial interruption...) and nobody notices or says anything for a while. Except one day we go deep sea fishing. Now, if you've gone deep sea fishing before you know how it goes-unless you have enough swag to rent the oat solo, they usually bring a few other folks. Its a good gig, meet new peeps, make a few friends,the boat makes more money, everyone's happy.
We get on the boat at dawn and discover we're sharing the boat with these two women from Cleveland, insurance sale folks IIRC.
And these gals are rugged. They be kinda on the big, old, unattractive, been around the block a few times and taken some serious shots sorta ladies. We realize pretty quickly that they're lesbians (Not knocking ya gals or any other types.. You know I love you. Fuck, how could I? I'm just a lesbian trapped in a mans body after all :-p).
And a while later it starts to become clear that they, well, they ain't looking to fondly at me. And as the day continues, they looking less and less kindly in my direction.
Which I found kinda surprising. I mean yeah, I was with a slave, but we acted pretty much like a couple in public. She mighta did a few minor things, get my drink etc...but nothing untowards or out of the ordinary for a regular nilla type couple. Stranger, we always got along well w/others, most people thought we were two cute lovebirds who should tie the knot soon. So the animosity was kinda disturbing
And a boats a small place. Very uncomfortable when daggers are coming flying via stares. The gal was getting kinda uncomfortable.
Being the sociopathic bent that I am, I cared a whole lot less than the gal did. I was actually more upset about the fact the my fishing wasn't going so well (I Know, typical guy. And I'm not even really a fisherman. I just like to go all Hemingway when I'm in the tropics and go for big game).
So I wasn't really paying much attention until I turned around from the deck chair I'd been fishing on to find myself alone there out at sea with the captain, him holding a gaff in his hands and eyeing me sideways.
Little did I know that the gal had finally had too many iced teas and headed for the head to take care of pee, but the second she got below the deck alone the ladies cornered her..
Pointing at the bruises, they whispered, "Honey, we know he beats you, we can get you help?"'
At this point I wanna note that for one of the few times in my life I was totally innocent-had I been there I would have been aghast at the irony.
The gal protested, gave em the fell down the stairs.
The ladies would have none of it. They were all, "All battered women say that darling. We can take you now. The captain will keep an eye on him and we'll take you to the police."
And she's all nonono. Takes her like fifteen minutes to talk em out of it.
They wanted her to roll right then and there, were part of the whole battered womens underground railroad deal.
Fucking amazing.
Like no fucking shit.
Thank God the gal talked them out of it. I coulda ended up sleeping with the fishes. That captain, he was a evil looking hombre.
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