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There was a really large penis!!!!! - 6/26/2013 7:56:37 PM   
LookieNoNookie


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RIGHT in my face (figuratively)!

Where did it come from....why was it there??????

I'm afraid to sign on to CM again.......there might be a giant penis to welcome me again!

I'd like to state for the record.....please don't do that again CM....I don't want to see one of those again.

I have one of my own. If I step up just a little when I'm brushing my teeth in the mirror (and, I haven't showered just yet.....fog and all that), I could see my own any time I wanted to.

It hasn't yet occurred to me that...that would be something I'd find a great deal of interest in....so.....

Please don't do that again....ok?

Thank you.



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RE: There was a really large penis!!!!! - 6/26/2013 8:21:01 PM   
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Did you report it?

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RE: There was a really large penis!!!!! - 6/26/2013 8:38:24 PM   
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"What's that, sir? A picture of someone's penis in your inbox? You are aware of the nature of CollarMe, no? Well then, we'll get right on it!" >sound of mirthless laughter in the background<

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RE: There was a really large penis!!!!! - 6/26/2013 8:41:11 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: tazzygirl

Did you report it?


Excellent point:

CM....there was a giant penis in my face within the last 45 minutes.

Stop it!

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RE: There was a really large penis!!!!! - 6/26/2013 8:42:08 PM   
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lol.. no ya nut (no pun intended)... primary photos cant be cock shots. see em, report em, staff will get rid of em... easy peasy.

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RE: There was a really large penis!!!!! - 6/26/2013 8:44:34 PM   
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What if they're like this one?






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RE: There was a really large penis!!!!! - 6/26/2013 11:52:05 PM   
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Oh you poor thing, are you alright? It didn't getcha did it? There, there . . . *patpatpat*

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RE: There was a really large penis!!!!! - 6/26/2013 11:58:16 PM   
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Maybe it was this one?




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RE: There was a really large penis!!!!! - 6/27/2013 4:19:13 AM   
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Or This One?




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RE: There was a really large penis!!!!! - 6/27/2013 7:12:05 AM   
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You called that large? pfffffffffft

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RE: There was a really large penis!!!!! - 6/27/2013 7:14:17 AM   
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Yeah, but lotsa men like to say that ... ______________________________________________________is 8 inches....

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RE: There was a really large penis!!!!! - 6/27/2013 11:59:38 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Lucylastic

Yeah, but lotsa men like to say that ... ______________________________________________________is 8 inches....


You mean it's not 8" . Men keep telling women it is, that's why they're such abysmal parkers of cars !


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