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Considering this is more humor than P and R - 6/28/2013 9:53:48 AM

jlf1961

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Okay we have a trial going on in Florida of a white guy who shot an unarmed African American male who was acting suspicious after dark in a mostly white neighborhood.

Now my prediction is that since it is Florida, which is technically a southern state, and there are 5 white women on a six person Jury of six women, the accused will be acquitted.

Following this, Obama's heinous plan will go into operation, well actually the plan has been going on since before the young African American was killed.

Zimmerman was actually kidnapped by government agents and brainwashed so that he would become a gung ho, over zealous neighborhood watch dude with a gun and programed to shoot a young African American walking through his neighborhood.

Phase one is complete.

Phase two was to be either, Zimmerman is not charged, and the minority community, especially the African American communities in the US were to riot.
OR
Zimmerman is charged, acquitted and that is followed by the minority communities rising up and rioting all over the country.

Phase Three:

FEMA and the available national guard troops are powerless to quill the riots and the situation esculates, congress repeals the posse comitatus act so that the President can deploy Federal troops to put down the riots. Obama is forced to recall the troops in Iraq and Afghanistan.

As the troops are deployed, secret UN military forces who have been placed in secret locations in the US since Obama was elected move in and join the Federal troops, at this point, the Illuminati takes control of the situation, placing Obama in a figure head possession, effectively removing him from power, congress is disbanded.

Phase Four

The civil unrest spreads to every country on the globe, forcing all the governments to deploy regular troops to quill the uprising, with UN troops in support.

Phase five

After allowing the civil unrest to continue for a year, drugs are introduced in the water supplies and by chem trials laid by airliners and military aircraft to float down on the unsuspecting populace.

Phase six
The world is divided into districts, each under the control of one family chosen out of the top 500 wealthiest families in the world.

Phase Seven

All the advanced technology given to the Americans by the aliens rescue at Roswell NM is brought into play, Fusion power plants, warp drive, flying cars, cures to all forms of vd of terrestrial and off world origin.

Phase Eight

Blood sports like the Hunger games (the idea was subliminally planted in the author's mind) and the return to the gladiatorial games from ancient Rome are introduced as well as Rollarball, Running Man, and a form of chess that is fatal for the loser.

Women are stripped of their rights, and put back in the household, except for the wealthy women, they are given the right to have as many boy toys as the want.

You will notice that this theory brings together every disjointed conspiracy theory being put forth in a logical way that actually makes all of them believable.

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