Kana
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ORIGINAL: jlf1961 Well meaning, long time friends (of over 5 years) that clearly know absofuckinglutely nothing about you? Last night I was treated to a dinner by two friends who I have known for over 5 years and they are in the lifestyle. The occasion? There was a person I just had to meet. Description of said person: Good looking young great personality red haired, green eyes. 5'10" tall and about 130. All of the above was true, but add to that: Somehow managed to finish high school while maintaining the speech habit of beginning every sentence with the word "Like." Wears more make up than a 1930's movie star. Forget the trowel, she had to use a blasted shovel. During lulls in the conversation, twitted updates of the "date" on her smartphone. Major concern in politics: That no people her age run for national office. She is 19. Major concern in current affairs: Lady Gaga had surgery and had to cancel her concert tour. Her major life concern: Her father is upset with her because she is barely passing her classes in college. And last but not least, putting ketchup on Mahi Mahi. Okay, maybe I have too high of standards, I dont know. But considering I put a higher emphasis on intelligence than looks, is it too much to ask for my friends to set me up on a date that has learned to use proper english and sentence structure? Another thing, I am not sure if this young lady was Emo, Goth, or Bozo's granddaughter. Ahhhh,19 year old girls. So easy on the eyes.So hard on the ears. Dude, there's a reason ballgags were invented,ya know? And never ever fail to remember that there are no,as in none, nada, zip, zero, zilch, ain't gonna happen, the big goose-egg, not one single exception,not even once to the simple rule that duct tape is THE solution to any and all relationship issues.Especially those that occur with statuesque 19 year old redheads.
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