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RE: Things your mother taught you - 8/28/2006 8:59:01 AM   
RosaB


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Status: offline 		Mom, in the short time I spent with her, taught me that I mattered.  She taught me being truthful is usually a more effective tool in life, but a little white lie, now and then won't sink a ship.  My mom taught me by her actions that fearing the loss of a parent's praise and seeing in their eyes, hurt and disappointment goes a lot further than the fear of the rod.   Doesn't mean I was an innocent, but I sure tried not to being discovered as often as possible.    But mostly, I did do right by mom.


Rosa

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RE: Things your mother taught you - 8/28/2006 8:59:21 AM   
MissyRane


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Status: offline 		ahh what she taught me..well um she taught me to be a good girl..which kind of failed..
she taught me to love God..I don't really believe in god but more in the spirit...
she taught me to be honest..n that still works
she taught me to be straight n live vanilla..GOSH if she only knew..it would take her to the grave..ehm
and  well she's kind of invented a new phrase..
"MISSY WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU FROM?????"
my dad...:
Missy you're a stupid asshole! ..in a nutshell

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RE: Things your mother taught you - 8/28/2006 9:07:34 AM   
stockingluvr54


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Status: offline 		Momma always told me... "son, if it's got tits or tires...it's gonna give ya trouble"....

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RE: Things your mother taught you - 8/28/2006 11:32:52 AM   
pahunkboy


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quote:

ORIGINAL: stockingluvr54

Momma always told me... "son, if it's got tits or tires...it's gonna give ya trouble"....


was she right ?  hehehe
;->

my dad used to say... if your friends jumped of a bridge does that mean YOU would TOO!?   <evil gaze>

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RE: Things your mother taught you - 8/28/2006 3:56:05 PM   
TreSwank


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quote:

ORIGINAL: stockingluvr54

Momma always told me... "son, if it's got tits or tires...it's gonna give ya trouble"....


Your ma was REAL.

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RE: Things your mother taught you - 8/28/2006 4:40:27 PM   
lilsubl


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Status: offline 		Amen to that, LaTigresse!!!!  altho, as an adult, if i couldn't decide what to do about something or had a problem i couldn't solve & i asked her for advice & followed it, she was always right....


< Message edited by lilsubl -- 8/28/2006 4:42:39 PM >

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RE: Things your mother taught you - 8/28/2006 6:21:35 PM   
MarksFantasyGirl


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Status: offline 		My mom told me of a time when she told my aunt that if she wrecked the car, and killed them, she would never speak to her agian... lol

My dad "reality is for people who can't handle their drugs"

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RE: Things your mother taught you - 8/28/2006 7:53:06 PM   
owneddesire


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Status: offline 		Well in more recient years my mother has been saying

"Your free white and over 21 enjoy your life, it's yours to screw up now"

And in years past my Italian mother said to me " I'm going beat you like a red headed step child" think about a redhead in a italian family ... OUCH

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RE: Things your mother taught you - 8/28/2006 8:28:54 PM   
Yedi


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Status: offline 		My mother said... and I realy didn't want to think about this with her and dad in mind

"The secrete to a good relationship is A Great Sex Life"

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RE: Things your mother taught you - 8/29/2006 7:23:36 AM   
pahunkboy


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Status: offline 		....mom recent line,,

"have some more _____"  potatos, steak,

"you barely ate"


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heres one.   "the roads are threachurous"    gotta love mom!!!

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RE: Things your mother taught you - 8/29/2006 7:39:07 AM   
Chloelicious


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I've heard almost the same thing. My mother told me that if ai ate the crust , i will have big boobs!!!!!!


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If the Evil spirit arm the Tiger with Claws, Brahman provided wings for the Dove...... Guns and roses

If global warming continue, we will have SOLAR bears !!!
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If love is blind......I guess I will buy myself a cane (guns and roses

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RE: Things your mother taught you - 8/29/2006 7:43:12 AM   
Chloelicious


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Status: offline 		My Grand mother told me that : You will caught a man by his stomac and keep Him by his dick. I' m pretty sure it lost a bit of it's taste translated into english but like this it s easy to understand

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If the Evil spirit arm the Tiger with Claws, Brahman provided wings for the Dove...... Guns and roses

If global warming continue, we will have SOLAR bears !!!
( unknown)

If love is blind......I guess I will buy myself a cane (guns and roses

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RE: Things your mother taught you - 8/29/2006 10:19:02 AM   
owneddesire


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Status: offline 		Momma always said, Life is like a box of chocolates....ya never know what you're gonna get

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RE: Things your mother taught you - 8/29/2006 10:23:15 AM   
Yedi


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RE: Things your mother taught you - 8/29/2006 10:28:25 AM   
owneddesire


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Status: offline 		Just wear makeup....It will keep you looking young and sexy

Why did you date him? you knew he was a fuck up! You'll never learn will you?

One day you'll appriciate all the times I've taken a wooden spoon to your ass

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RE: Things your mother taught you - 8/29/2006 10:34:05 AM   
cuddleheart50


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RE: Things your mother taught you - 8/29/2006 11:01:16 AM   
pahunkboy


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Status: offline 		"your arm isn't broke"    = you are able bodied- YOU do it.

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RE: Things your mother taught you - 8/29/2006 11:24:03 AM   
owneddesire


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Status: offline 		even though you got beat up, I still love you

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RE: Things your mother taught you - 8/29/2006 5:39:45 PM   
SweetlyTwisted


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Status: offline 		"Men are like cars, you need to test drive them before buying".... great wisdom from a mom who can't remember which man is my father.

~ST~


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RE: Things your mother taught you - 8/30/2006 10:00:33 AM   
knees2you


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