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Need advice - 7/4/2013 12:13:28 PM   
jlf1961


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Status: offline 		Is it legal to torture family members for making a mess and not cleaning it up?

I am not thinking of anything permanently crippling, but a day staked out over an ant hill, red hot needles under the finger nails, tying them to chairs and forcing them to watch 72 hours of Cspan.



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RE: Need advice - 7/4/2013 12:33:25 PM   
ShaharThorne


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I need to wash dishes after supper tonight. Mom sweeped the living room...even trade off...

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RE: Need advice - 7/4/2013 12:41:01 PM   
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RE: Need advice - 7/4/2013 2:43:52 PM   
tommonymous


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Status: offline 		Is this a kitchen mess? What about padlocks on all the cupboards? Think they'd get it?

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RE: Need advice - 7/4/2013 3:45:15 PM   
Termyn8or


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Status: offline 		I have a totally legal way to torture anyone, all you need is a decent stereo system.

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Get the idea ?

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RE: Need advice - 7/4/2013 3:48:39 PM   
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RE: Need advice - 7/4/2013 4:24:12 PM   
Rule


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I recommend that whomever makes the mess hires someone to clean up after him.

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RE: Need advice - 7/9/2013 1:58:59 AM   
Master42pet39


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RE: Need advice - 7/9/2013 7:06:49 AM   
TNDommeK


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RE: Need advice - 7/9/2013 7:22:49 AM   
Duskypearls


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Miss K, that's just cruel and unusual punishment. Water boarding would be kinder.

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RE: Need advice - 7/9/2013 7:29:43 AM   
ShaharThorne


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RE: Need advice - 7/9/2013 8:18:17 AM   
Duskypearls


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ORIGINAL: ShaharThorne

Even the Daleks want to eliminate Bieber...



(...runs off madly to google & find out what Daleks are...)

OMG, that's pretty bad when an entire bloody race of fictional extra-terrestrials give him a thumbs down! See, he's hazardous to the health.

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RE: Need advice - 7/9/2013 8:21:08 AM   
ShaharThorne


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Status: offline 		Its a Doctor Who thing...I rediscovered the show and try to watch an episode a night unless I am too involved killing monsters on Runescape.

Gotta love Netflix...


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RE: Need advice - 7/9/2013 8:29:55 AM   
WinsomeDefiance


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Status: offline 		Aww, I feel for poor Justin Bieber, he's seems a cute kid to me and his singing isn't bad. If I was a young angsty teenager again, I'd probably want to listen to his music.

If it was legal to torture and maim family members for their messes; I'd be out at Home Depot right now, gearing up. Not that i'm not creative enough to find the torture items in my home, I just like Home Depot.


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RE: Need advice - 7/12/2013 2:51:06 AM   
Phoenixpower


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Jeeeeesh, where are the men gone who lubs a mess???

Just two days ago my colleague R called me to himself when I came back from walking with a client, to highlighten, which spots I left in a mess that day in our kitchen and that wasnt even intentional... and after all...I had to go walking with that client, there was no time left to waste...

IMO he could just have sucked it up and either do it for me or wait and see if I get back to eat upon my return...but nope...he loves to lecture

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RE: Need advice - 7/12/2013 4:52:11 AM   
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RE: Need advice - 7/12/2013 12:49:34 PM   
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Well part of the problem with me is that, being ex military, I prefer a neat and organized living space, and being bipolar, it helps to have a neat and organized living space.


Throw the boyfriend in the brig, problem solved!

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RE: Need advice - 7/12/2013 2:28:03 PM   
jlf1961


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quote:

ORIGINAL: kalikshama

quote:

Well part of the problem with me is that, being ex military, I prefer a neat and organized living space, and being bipolar, it helps to have a neat and organized living space.


Throw the boyfriend in the brig, problem solved!



I am still leaning toward 8 hours staked out over a red ant hill....

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