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jlf1961 -> List the psych disorders that you think you might be suffering from... (humor) (7/6/2013 4:13:53 PM)

I think I am developing multiple personality disorder:

Part of me wants to beat the living shit out of some family members while another part of me is telling me not to.

And it is giving me a migraine.



Rule -> RE: List the psych disorders that you think you might be suffering from... (humor) (7/6/2013 4:47:37 PM)

Write dr. Phil. Maybe he will help - after you have spilled your guts in front of millions of television viewers.



captainblack -> RE: List the psych disorders that you think you might be suffering from... (humor) (7/6/2013 4:53:03 PM)

I suffer from CRS. Can't Remember Shit!

CB



DaddySatyr -> RE: List the psych disorders that you think you might be suffering from... (humor) (7/6/2013 5:01:04 PM)

I don't suffer from anything. I do enjoy a mild case of CDO but who doesn't?



ShaharThorne -> RE: List the psych disorders that you think you might be suffering from... (humor) (7/7/2013 6:10:43 AM)

Definitely Bipolar and PTSD...moody rages...



jlf1961 -> RE: List the psych disorders that you think you might be suffering from... (humor) (7/7/2013 6:21:13 AM)

I dont know what it is called, but after a barrage of emails on this site and in my private email account, I am fighting the overwhelming urge just to go out and beat the living shit out of some people.



thishereboi -> RE: List the psych disorders that you think you might be suffering from... (humor) (7/7/2013 7:33:18 AM)

definitely CRS......can't remember shit

but on the plus side I am getting old enough to blame it on my age.[8D]



thishereboi -> RE: List the psych disorders that you think you might be suffering from... (humor) (7/7/2013 7:34:54 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: captainblack

I suffer from CRS. Can't Remember Shit!

CB



I would accuse you of stealing that from me, but you posted it first. At least I think you did. Maybe I posted it somewhere else before this and just can't remember.



tammystarm -> RE: List the psych disorders that you think you might be suffering from... (humor) (7/7/2013 7:40:21 AM)

Total Koro disorder!

Where the flip are my breastages!!!!




littleclip -> RE: List the psych disorders that you think you might be suffering from... (humor) (7/7/2013 10:47:15 AM)

i have adhd and some passive agressive tendencys when stressed and recently some depression i dont suffer from insanity i enjoy every min of it



kalikshama -> RE: List the psych disorders that you think you might be suffering from... (humor) (7/7/2013 11:20:53 AM)

quote:

Part of me wants to beat the living shit out of some family members while another part of me is telling me not to.


I went looking for your thread about your niece and her boyfriend to see if you've updated it but couldn't find it. Sup?



TNDommeK -> RE: List the psych disorders that you think you might be suffering from... (humor) (7/7/2013 11:46:13 AM)

I currently am suffering from pms, extreme bitchiness, and the urge to kill anything with a penis.



jlf1961 -> RE: List the psych disorders that you think you might be suffering from... (humor) (7/7/2013 2:37:33 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: kalikshama

quote:

Part of me wants to beat the living shit out of some family members while another part of me is telling me not to.


I went looking for your thread about your niece and her boyfriend to see if you've updated it but couldn't find it. Sup?



Actually, the problem right now is extreme stupidity. Tire blows out, just got paid, solution, buy a used tire.

That would be fine, but the tire that was bought looks like it may have about 5 or 6 thousand miles left on it.



Aylee -> RE: List the psych disorders that you think you might be suffering from... (humor) (7/7/2013 7:26:38 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: jlf1961

I think I am developing multiple personality disorder:

Part of me wants to beat the living shit out of some family members while another part of me is telling me not to.

And it is giving me a migraine.


Oooo! I wanna come to your party!



Toysinbabeland -> RE: List the psych disorders that you think you might be suffering from... (humor) (7/7/2013 7:29:42 PM)

Nymphonania counts right?



sunshinemiss -> RE: List the psych disorders that you think you might be suffering from... (humor) (7/8/2013 2:19:27 AM)

The only thing I'm suffering with is celibacy.



Aylee -> RE: List the psych disorders that you think you might be suffering from... (humor) (7/8/2013 11:43:29 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

The only thing I'm suffering with is celibacy.



I'm the cure for that. *Leer*



kalikshama -> RE: List the psych disorders that you think you might be suffering from... (humor) (7/8/2013 1:40:26 PM)

quote:

Actually, the problem right now is extreme stupidity. Tire blows out, just got paid, solution, buy a used tire.

That would be fine, but the tire that was bought looks like it may have about 5 or 6 thousand miles left on it.


Some people will eventually learn "penny wise; pound foolish" and some never will.

My (now ex) husband used to shop around for the best price, then put it on his credit card, which he never paid in full, and often did not pay in time, incurring interest and late fees.



DesFIP -> RE: List the psych disorders that you think you might be suffering from... (humor) (7/8/2013 7:07:50 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: jlf1961

Actually, the problem right now is extreme stupidity. Tire blows out, just got paid, solution, buy a used tire.

That would be fine, but the tire that was bought looks like it may have about 5 or 6 thousand miles left on it.


Time to explain what road hazard protection is and why they should buy it. If they go to a reputable shop, and all of you take your cars there, they'll get pro-rated at least.



Master42pet39 -> RE: List the psych disorders that you think you might be suffering from... (humor) (7/9/2013 1:41:02 AM)

I think I might be Bi-Polar. Some times I have enough patience to move mountains other times I want to use T-N-T on a bump in the driveway.



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