Marc2b
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When I glanced at your post, I read "Gor coloring book". That would be awesome. I remember seeing Gor novels for sale in my local supermarket when I was a kid. Apparently, no one running the joint bothered to read what they sold. I still kick myself for never picking them up. Gorean coloring would be awesome! Don't kick yourself too hard for not buying the Gor books off the shelf when you had the chance. I have done worse, far worse. I started buying the Gor books when I was thirteen. My parents were clueless as to their content and the staff of Walden Books (anyone remember them?) either didn't know or didn't care. By the time I was in my early twenties I had quite the large collection. My early twenties was also a period in my life when several things went wrong all at once and I kind of went crazy for about six months... God crazy. Yup, I invited Jesus into my heart and filled with the Holy Spirit I set out to get right with God by reading the Bible regularly and proclaiming his glory to everyone. Also, I set out to rid myself of several demonic influences in my life which, among other things, consisted of: Pouring all my liquor (the devil's drink) down the drain. Flushing all my marijuana (the devil's weed) down the toilet. Burning all of my Gor books (the devil's manuscripts). Yup, that's right. I started a fire in the fire pit in the back yard and one by one, sent those perverted, sin filled lust inducing, masturbation inspiring demon books to Hell! After about six months I began to realize that God wasn't holding up his end of the bargain. Combined with an increasing realization that the Bible was self contradictory bullshit in service of a sadistic narcissistic god, this was enough to snap me back to reality. I promptly went to my friend's house, apologized for being such a smug, self righteous jerk for the last six months, and told him I needed a joint and any porn magazines he could spare. It wasn't until several years later that I realized that the Gor books were now selling on the internet for some nice sums of money.
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