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She was a slut. - 7/10/2013 10:48:47 PM   
Missokyst


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Status: offline 		Her pink folds beckoned him to explore her wetness. Her buoyant curves peaked up over the water level enticing him yet again. The slut... she wanted him and he knew it.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/10/edwin-tobergta-sex-with-pool-raft_n_3575100.html?ref=topbar

Edwin Tobergta Allegedly Has Sexy Time With A Pool Raft - AGAIN

When Edwin Tobergta got out of jail for having sex with a pool raft, he was pumped.

So was the pool raft, apparently, because Tobergta was arrested again for having sex with the same pool raft.

Tobergta's wet and wild trysts first made a splash in 2011 when the then-32-year-old was caught getting freaky with his neighbor's pink, inflatable raft in an Ohio alleyway. The neighbor called police to report that Tobergta was on top of the floatational device with his pants "down around his ankles." The suspect fled -- with the raft -- and was arrested a short time later.

Today, Tobergta was indicted by a Butler County grand jury after a child witnessed him last month stepping out his back door, naked, then having "sexual relations with a rubber pool float," police told WHIO. The same "rubber pool float" he'd de-felated in 2011.

He's been arrested at least five times in the past for similar offenses, including a July 2008 conviction for felony public indecency.

Tobergta also made our recent list of men caught during sex with inanimate objects, which you can read here.

His arraignment is scheduled for July 23.


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RE: She was a slut. - 7/10/2013 10:58:42 PM   
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Status: offline 		Wasn't there a guy caught having sex with a picnic table? And another one who molested a car (but only certain makes and models). Do we need a new forum for this?

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RE: She was a slut. - 7/10/2013 10:59:59 PM   
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Status: offline 		Ahhh, those pool rafts... I have fond boyhood memories, of a pool raft I had one summer, it had a clear window so you could see what you were floating over..., that was back before weirdos fucked them though, they were just for relaxation back then... It was a simpler time.

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RE: She was a slut. - 7/10/2013 11:02:26 PM   
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Status: offline 		The part that amazes me about this isn't the raft-humping, it's that the neighbours kept it after the first incident.

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RE: She was a slut. - 7/10/2013 11:05:33 PM   
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Status: offline 		heh... I told you she was a slut.

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The part that amazes me about this isn't the raft-humping, it's that the neighbours kept it after the first incident.



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RE: She was a slut. - 7/11/2013 7:21:48 AM   
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The part that amazes me about this isn't the raft-humping, it's that the neighbours kept it after the first incident.


I know right? Like I'd want to be on a pool float or let my kids be on one that had the ewww factor going on. Can you even imagine going through the process of washing it after getting it back? Ugh. It would have gone in the trash and been taken there with gloves on.

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RE: She was a slut. - 7/11/2013 7:28:42 AM   
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RE: She was a slut. - 7/11/2013 7:32:02 AM   
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The part that amazes me about this isn't the raft-humping, it's that the neighbours kept it after the first incident.

Read this part to MP. His reply was, "yeah, but who are you going to get to blow it up?"


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RE: She was a slut. - 7/11/2013 7:52:03 AM   
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Status: offline 		You women complain we men cheat. Then you find a story about a guy who is faithful to his pool raft, and you still complain. You women are never satisfied.

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RE: She was a slut. - 7/11/2013 7:59:51 AM   
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Status: offline 		The neighbors who kept the raft are every bit as weird as the er . . . raft-love-humper.

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RE: She was a slut. - 7/11/2013 8:04:12 AM   
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You women complain we men cheat. Then you find a story about a guy who is faithful to his pool raft, and you still complain. You women are never satisfied.



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RE: She was a slut. - 7/11/2013 2:05:40 PM   
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ORIGINAL: lizi

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ORIGINAL: AthenaSurrenders

The part that amazes me about this isn't the raft-humping, it's that the neighbours kept it after the first incident.


I know right? Like I'd want to be on a pool float or let my kids be on one that had the ewww factor going on. Can you even imagine going through the process of washing it after getting it back? Ugh. It would have gone in the trash and been taken there with gloves on.


Pfft, wash it off.

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RE: She was a slut. - 7/11/2013 2:09:31 PM   
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Status: offline 		The guy is hoppin the fence and playing put the pony in the barn with his neighbor's raft? Is the water wings the cuck or?

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RE: She was a slut. - 7/11/2013 2:10:58 PM   
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ORIGINAL: kalikshama

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ORIGINAL: lizi

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ORIGINAL: AthenaSurrenders

The part that amazes me about this isn't the raft-humping, it's that the neighbours kept it after the first incident.


I know right? Like I'd want to be on a pool float or let my kids be on one that had the ewww factor going on. Can you even imagine going through the process of washing it after getting it back? Ugh. It would have gone in the trash and been taken there with gloves on.


Pfft, wash it off.

with Muriatic Acid.

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RE: She was a slut. - 7/11/2013 2:15:00 PM   
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Status: offline 		I'm afraid that Id have to murder the pool raft using a sharpened knife and then burn the plastic carcass afterwards because the thought of my kid on it after that dude made sweet forbidden love to it twice would make my skin crawl. There isn't enough Clorox in the world to restore Pinky the pool raft's purity!

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RE: She was a slut. - 7/11/2013 2:17:34 PM   
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RE: She was a slut. - 7/11/2013 4:12:00 PM   
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BWUAHAHAHHAHAHA!

You don't just get caught nailing the neighbors raft but you get caught TWICE! Why did the neighbors keep the raft? Why wasn't this guy sent for psychiatric evaluation? Why do I even have to ask these questions?

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RE: She was a slut. - 7/11/2013 4:19:52 PM   
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Status: offline 		Blaming the victim, I see.

It wasn't the pool raft's fault that she was kidnapped, taken to a dark alley (although apparently not dark enough) and molested against her will. Or that she was again abducted by the same man who had stolen her innocence the first time.

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RE: She was a slut. - 7/11/2013 4:21:20 PM   
Missokyst


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Status: offline 		He must have gone for the folds between air bags because the edges on a floaty are sharp. Vinyl seams are not comfy. But at least it was soft and cushiony. I can't even imagine how a different guy makes love to his helicopter. Although it is the helicopter from the old TV show Airwolf, that was a hot machine.


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RE: She was a slut. - 7/11/2013 4:26:17 PM   
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Blaming the victim, I see.

It wasn't the pool raft's fault that she was kidnapped, taken to a dark alley (although apparently not dark enough) and molested against her will. Or that she was again abducted by the same man who had stolen her innocence the first time.

Almost laughing too hard to type here.

My comment - I'm waiting for a fellow raft <cough> lover <cough> to come along and tell us that we're wrong for not respecting his kink.

MP's comment - The guy from the article is NOT the guy he wants to get lost at sea with.



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