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RE: She was a slut. - 7/11/2013 4:31:56 PM

MalcolmNathaniel

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ORIGINAL: DesFIP

Blaming the victim, I see.

It wasn't the pool raft's fault that she was kidnapped, taken to a dark alley (although apparently not dark enough) and molested against her will. Or that she was again abducted by the same man who had stolen her innocence the first time.

*snort* You owe me a new keyboard. This one has been snarfed upon.

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RE: She was a slut. - 7/11/2013 4:36:53 PM

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Thank you. I shall rest upon my laurels.

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RE: She was a slut. - 7/11/2013 4:57:29 PM

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some people will never learn their lesson lol.

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RE: She was a slut. - 7/11/2013 5:01:26 PM

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Pfft, wash it off.

No, too late, it has COOTIES. No amount of water can wash off the mental image of some weird guy's penis and jizz all over my raft. Bleah.

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RE: She was a slut. - 7/11/2013 6:56:47 PM

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I know one guy with a thing for air mattresses...I even helped him move and set up his bed...

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RE: She was a slut. - 7/11/2013 7:26:40 PM

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I hope you washed your hands afterward

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RE: She was a slut. - 7/14/2013 5:24:09 AM

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Wow

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RE: She was a slut. - 7/14/2013 12:10:01 PM

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Hey now, it's innovation...dual purpose.

Seems inflatable dolls...don't float, or...they leak...or they are too small,...or.....

I am sure some hydrologist could figure it all out.

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RE: She was a slut. - 7/14/2013 1:30:14 PM

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Hey now, it's innovation...dual purpose.

Seems inflatable dolls...don't float, or...they leak...or they are too small,...or.....

I am sure some hydrologist could figure it all out.

I won't say how I know this, but they have this label that says "Not To Be Used As A Flotation Device". Now, some clever individual should take that and run with it, make a Coast-Guard approved combination Personal Flotation Device/Love Doll. It'd make lifeboat drills on cruise ships so much more entertaining.

And I too am awaiting the inevitable "If making love to my neighbor's inflatable pool toys is wrong I don't want to be right" guys to pop into this thread.

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