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LookieNoNookie -> Cheeseburger fish (7/14/2013 5:53:13 PM)
I've come to the conclusion that the reason there aren't any (known) fish that taste like a cheeseburger is because a cheeseburger fish wouldn't have a tail, ergo, couldn't swim fast enough to escape predators. Ergo, they MUST exist because....it's just logical not to have all fish taste fishy. MORE logical would be that no God would have made all fish taste fishy because well....they taste like fish. But cheeseburgers taste, well....like cheeseburgers, and by natural follow on logic, if cheeseburgers taste wonderful and fish is good for you and no God would have made all fish taste fishy (plus, a cheeseburger fish would make more people eat fish) and finally....fish is good for you..... Then therefore, there must be a cheeseburger fish and the only reason I've never seen one is because (naturally) cheeseburgers don't have tails and if there were a cheeseburger fish....it would get eaten by other predators because....(Tada!!!!!)....a cheeseburger fish can't swim fast! Therefore, there MUST be cheeseburger fish! I will find the first cheeseburger fish.

tazzygirl -> RE: Cheeseburger fish (7/14/2013 5:58:25 PM)
But are you sure predator fish like the taste of cheeseburgers.

MasterG2kTR -> RE: Cheeseburger fish (7/14/2013 6:15:24 PM)
I think if you throw a little bacon on that fish cheeseburger you might be on your way to something closer to what you want when it comes to flavor [;)]

LookieNoNookie -> RE: Cheeseburger fish (7/14/2013 6:37:51 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: tazzygirl But are you sure predator fish like the taste of cheeseburgers. I'm not...this is a completely new concept and, potentially an entirely new life form. It only makes sense that there is such a thing. The reason we've never seen one is because they don't have tails or fins.

LookieNoNookie -> RE: Cheeseburger fish (7/14/2013 6:39:01 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MasterG2kTR I think if you throw a little bacon on that fish cheeseburger you might be on your way to something closer to what you want when it comes to flavor [;)] Possibly, but you've given me an idea..... How to catch a cheeseburger fish: Put McDonalds secret sauce on the hook! (I am getting closer by the minute).

Spiritedsub2 -> RE: Cheeseburger fish (7/14/2013 6:55:40 PM)
For you sweetie: Cheeseburger In Paradise

LookieNoNookie -> RE: Cheeseburger fish (7/14/2013 7:36:35 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Spiritedsub2 For you sweetie: Cheeseburger In Paradise Proof! (I'm on to something verrrrrrry big).

Duskypearls -> RE: Cheeseburger fish (7/14/2013 7:48:54 PM)
Somebody call Carl Sagan...

Termyn8or -> RE: Cheeseburger fish (7/14/2013 7:57:07 PM)
I have come to the conclusion that cheezburgers must be crushed to fucking shit. Both the pattie and the buns. (sorry Pattie) And, if I took a McD's fish and got the "fish" out of like three of them, one part salmon, one part ground tilapia with soy sauce, I would be able to put cheez on it and has a cheezburger. Smooosh it real good into the grease and watch er sizzle. when brown, flip it over and repeat. Hey, if you ever ate one of those hamburers made by those people who think every little atom of meat must be cooked for three days, this will be much better. If a hanburger doesn't bleed, send it back for resurrection. A hamburger even. T^T {Message unedited by Termyn8or on accounbt of I think that's what I really meant, maybe} Fukit, all typos stand from this...... what id this ? Februday ?

FrostedFlake -> RE: Cheeseburger fish (7/15/2013 12:44:47 AM)
Flying bacon cheeseburger fish probably have tails. Hi, Termy

hrxxx -> RE: Cheeseburger fish (7/15/2013 12:57:38 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie quote: ORIGINAL: MasterG2kTR I think if you throw a little bacon on that fish cheeseburger you might be on your way to something closer to what you want when it comes to flavor [;)] Possibly, but you've given me an idea..... How to catch a cheeseburger fish: Put McDonalds secret sauce on the hook! (I am getting closer by the minute). Wrong Put a McDonalds bag in the water Have you never had a cheeseburger from McDonalds, it always comes in a bag, so the most natural would be to put a McDonald's bag on the hook and the fish will swim into its natural environment

jlf1961 -> RE: Cheeseburger fish (7/15/2013 2:19:14 AM)
I am still trying to solve a mystery concerning fish sandwiches at fast food places. 1) TV commercials claim that the fish used in these sandwiches are various species. 2) After researching the species the commercials claim are the source of the fish on these sandwiches, I have noticed that not a single one of these fish are square in shape, which brings up: 3) If these sandwiches are natural, then why are they square? Long John Silvers serves fish, and it is not square... All of this adds up to one thing, the fish used for the sandwiches at McDonalds and Burger King are genetically modified to provide square sandwich portions.

hrxxx -> RE: Cheeseburger fish (7/15/2013 2:58:10 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: jlf1961 I am still trying to solve a mystery concerning fish sandwiches at fast food places. 1) TV commercials claim that the fish used in these sandwiches are various species. 2) After researching the species the commercials claim are the source of the fish on these sandwiches, I have noticed that not a single one of these fish are square in shape, which brings up: 3) If these sandwiches are natural, then why are they square? Long John Silvers serves fish, and it is not square... All of this adds up to one thing, the fish used for the sandwiches at McDonalds and Burger King are genetically modified to provide square sandwich portions. Have you never seen a square pumpkin?, they let them grow in a square glass box, then develops the pumpkin into a square. So if you let a fish grow up in a square fish tank, then the fish will get square if it grow long enough, it seem quite logical. My guess is that you could use this technique on a cow to, and make a square cow that you can cut into slice into equal pieces

MasterCaneman -> RE: Cheeseburger fish (7/15/2013 7:33:21 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: jlf1961 I am still trying to solve a mystery concerning fish sandwiches at fast food places. 1) TV commercials claim that the fish used in these sandwiches are various species. 2) After researching the species the commercials claim are the source of the fish on these sandwiches, I have noticed that not a single one of these fish are square in shape, which brings up: 3) If these sandwiches are natural, then why are they square? Long John Silvers serves fish, and it is not square... All of this adds up to one thing, the fish used for the sandwiches at McDonalds and Burger King are genetically modified to provide square sandwich portions. Mystery solved: [image]local://upfiles/1614272/B90EEB0A1BFC424189862C4CD7EA4117.jpg[/image]

FrostedFlake -> RE: Cheeseburger fish (7/15/2013 12:20:17 PM)
There you go. But which end of the Cheesburger Fish is the tail?

LookieNoNookie -> RE: Cheeseburger fish (7/15/2013 6:35:48 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: FrostedFlake Flying bacon cheeseburger fish probably have tails. Hi, Termy THAT is something I never considered!!!!!!

LookieNoNookie -> RE: Cheeseburger fish (7/15/2013 6:37:47 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: jlf1961 I am still trying to solve a mystery concerning fish sandwiches at fast food places. 1) TV commercials claim that the fish used in these sandwiches are various species. 2) After researching the species the commercials claim are the source of the fish on these sandwiches, I have noticed that not a single one of these fish are square in shape, which brings up: 3) If these sandwiches are natural, then why are they square? Long John Silvers serves fish, and it is not square... All of this adds up to one thing, the fish used for the sandwiches at McDonalds and Burger King are genetically modified to provide square sandwich portions. Bud....focus here...you're drifting.....cheeseburger fish......

LookieNoNookie -> RE: Cheeseburger fish (7/15/2013 6:39:21 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: FrostedFlake There you go. But which end of the Cheesburger Fish is the tail? Excellent question AND.....where is the bun? Hmmmmmm? (Yeah....I thought so).

LookieNoNookie -> RE: Cheeseburger fish (7/15/2013 6:40:31 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: hrxxx quote: ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie quote: ORIGINAL: MasterG2kTR I think if you throw a little bacon on that fish cheeseburger you might be on your way to something closer to what you want when it comes to flavor [;)] Possibly, but you've given me an idea..... How to catch a cheeseburger fish: Put McDonalds secret sauce on the hook! (I am getting closer by the minute). Wrong Put a McDonalds bag in the water Have you never had a cheeseburger from McDonalds, it always comes in a bag, so the most natural would be to put a McDonald's bag on the hook and the fish will swim into its natural environment That makes perfect sense (in an odd way...but I'm going with it)....nothing will stop me in my search for cheeseburger fish! (Sooooo obvious!!!! DOH!!!!)

hrxxx -> RE: Cheeseburger fish (7/18/2013 12:15:26 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MasterCaneman quote: ORIGINAL: jlf1961 I am still trying to solve a mystery concerning fish sandwiches at fast food places. 1) TV commercials claim that the fish used in these sandwiches are various species. 2) After researching the species the commercials claim are the source of the fish on these sandwiches, I have noticed that not a single one of these fish are square in shape, which brings up: 3) If these sandwiches are natural, then why are they square? Long John Silvers serves fish, and it is not square... All of this adds up to one thing, the fish used for the sandwiches at McDonalds and Burger King are genetically modified to provide square sandwich portions. Mystery solved: [image]local://upfiles/1614272/B90EEB0A1BFC424189862C4CD7EA4117.jpg[/image] It seems that it has swallowed an ice cube, so I think if it comes on the pan, then it going to be piss fish

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