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you know someone needs a life or is a redneck when - 7/21/2013 5:16:42 PM   
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RE: you know someone needs a life or is a redneck when - 7/21/2013 8:33:09 PM   
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RE: you know someone needs a life or is a redneck when - 7/21/2013 8:50:29 PM   
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RE: you know someone needs a life or is a redneck when - 7/21/2013 9:00:22 PM   
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RE: you know someone needs a life or is a redneck when - 7/22/2013 8:30:36 AM   
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RE: you know someone needs a life or is a redneck when - 7/22/2013 8:33:26 AM   
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RE: you know someone needs a life or is a redneck when - 7/22/2013 9:08:07 AM   
jlf1961


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You need a life when you have graduated from flashing your boobs in Dollar General to showing your entire nude body in a liquor store.

And guys, if the closest you can get to pussy is taken photos of drunk women pissing in public and posting it on the web, give up, return to geekdom and get a life of some sort.

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RE: you know someone needs a life or is a redneck when - 7/22/2013 9:12:55 AM   
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RE: you know someone needs a life or is a redneck when - 7/22/2013 9:23:42 AM   
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Here's yer sign...

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RE: you know someone needs a life or is a redneck when - 7/22/2013 9:25:49 AM   
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RE: you know someone needs a life or is a redneck when - 7/22/2013 11:26:48 AM   
jlf1961


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ORIGINAL: DaddySatyr

... you have to move a transmission so you can take a bath.



Here's to new, original material,



Jeff Foxworrthy


Now wait a goddamn minute, I have used the dishwasher to clean engine parts

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RE: you know someone needs a life or is a redneck when - 7/22/2013 12:38:49 PM   
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RE: you know someone needs a life or is a redneck when - 7/22/2013 2:46:46 PM   
jlf1961


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Seriously, a friend sent me this link smoking slut

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RE: you know someone needs a life or is a redneck when - 7/22/2013 6:44:23 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam

If you've ever used an engine hoist for suspension play.

If your spanking bench is the 3rd row seat out of an old surburban.



Hey, I resemble that remark!

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RE: you know someone needs a life or is a redneck when - 7/23/2013 6:15:48 PM   
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< Message edited by morphological -- 7/23/2013 6:16:16 PM >

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