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RE: Unicorns bring me .. coffee - 7/24/2013 5:59:24 PM

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Here ya go:

William Shatner - Golden Throats

You can thank me later.

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RE: Unicorns bring me .. coffee - 7/24/2013 6:03:13 PM

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and to desFIP ..... i say thank you ..... all the grammer stuff it is a jackson pollack of word a catharsis art ... if you must grade me like a school teacher then have your fun ...... peace Phil ...... thanks desFIP ........ I thought i had done ......just that she found me based upon my book TWISTED INSTINCT of 2005 and the blogging i was doing after that ... niether was wrong both of us were right
( i write these jackson pollacks of word to the egalitarian nature of our overwhelmingly altruistic species , yet respecting the aberrated personalities we develop to cope with the effects our culturization )

It's not about grades, it's about the fact that your writing is illegible, despite being typed.

We literally can't understand what you're saying, because our eyeballs can't follow your writing.

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RE: Unicorns bring me .. coffee - 7/24/2013 6:16:26 PM

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I refuse to believe that ANY publisher would accept a piece from someone who writes like that. Self-publish, maybe, but it's a pricy way for self-validation. Reading that post is like listening to William Shatner on a three-day bender.

(edited to remove TOS violation-see, I can be a good boy when I wanna be, mods)

It has to be self-published. Amazon doesn't carry it, not even showing it as out of print.

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RE: Unicorns bring me .. coffee - 7/24/2013 6:31:16 PM

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~FRing it~

All I can think to say is what the fuck did I just read?

Cripes-you read that?
Not this cat. That drove my ADD right into hyperspace.

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RE: Unicorns bring me .. coffee - 7/24/2013 6:44:39 PM

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~FRing it~

All I can think to say is what the fuck did I just read?

Cripes-you read that?
Not this cat. That drove my ADD right into hyperspace.

I actually was thinking it would do that to you when I read it.

I'm not even ADD and I felt that way!

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RE: Unicorns bring me .. coffee - 7/24/2013 6:58:14 PM

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I disagree. It took me several tries, but now I see that SqueeegeeDude's posts are rich with meaning and wisdom. In fact, one can go so far as to call them the culmination of the Western thought. SqueeegeeDude is a worthy successor of Socrates who, despite being misunderstood, heckled and poisoned by his contemporaries, was nonetheless vindicated by future generations. To say that SqueeegeeDude's writing is on the same level as Homer, William Shakespeare, John Keats and Abraham Lincoln would be mistaken: his genius surpasses them by an infinite margin. I am awed by the depth of his talent.

Write on, SqueeegeeDude!

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RE: Unicorns bring me .. coffee - 7/24/2013 7:12:23 PM

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Cripes-you read that?
Not this cat. That drove my ADD right into hyperspace.

I honestly only made it through the first sentence. Then realized that Id have to be both high and drunk off my ass at the same time for that shit to make any sense, and faked a WTF on a safe bet that the rest of it sucked as bad as the first sentence.

Oy vey, WebWanderer. Either the Nevada sun fried your brain or the Texas sun melted it

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RE: Unicorns bring me .. coffee - 7/24/2013 7:12:58 PM

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His post does make a couple of valid points.
1. Drugs are bad.
2. Medication for mental health concerns should be taken as prescribed by your doctor.
3. Therapy: It's a good thing.

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RE: Unicorns bring me .. coffee - 7/24/2013 7:20:54 PM

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Glad they didn't bring the op espresso

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RE: Unicorns bring me .. coffee - 7/24/2013 7:39:04 PM

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ha ha....now I can hear William Shatner in my head reading the op's thread.

ROFL...went back and re-read it and there was William Shatner's voice...couldn't read more than three lines at that point!

To the OP, apologies, but your writing is not intelligible to most of us. Hopefully you're able to get something out of being able to post your thoughts, though. Well wishes.

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RE: Unicorns bring me .. coffee - 7/24/2013 8:08:42 PM

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It's a blog, not a book. And amazingly enough, even more incomprehensible than what he wrote here.

Look Phil, I have to assume you've been typing while on illegal substances. Don't do that. It's not fair to us. If you really had a problem, there are some incredibly smart people here who would be happy to offer concrete suggestions.

Instead you want to pontificate in a manner that makes no sense.

Would you come into a party and expect a good response to doing this? Same thing here. We've all invited you into our homes and you repay us by posting high and wasting our time. Not nice, dude, not nice at all.

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RE: Unicorns bring me .. coffee - 7/24/2013 8:28:03 PM

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Oy vey, WebWanderer. Either the Nevada sun fried your brain or the Texas sun melted it

I was kind of going for snark. And there's absolutely nothing wrong with enjoying 108-degree weather!

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RE: Unicorns bring me .. coffee - 7/24/2013 8:43:20 PM

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Ha! Drugs are bad mmkay.

Seriously y'all, he's talking about unicorns and fairies and shit. Right?
I saw the words "unicorn, hunt, field, bait, and pig" so clearly he is talking about hunting unicorns in a field using pig as bait..and fairies are the only creatures who can do that....DUH!

For real, that is how my mind works.

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RE: Unicorns bring me .. coffee - 7/24/2013 8:45:34 PM

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Only teasing, sweetie

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RE: Unicorns bring me .. coffee - 7/25/2013 7:20:28 AM

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I honestly only made it through the first sentence. Then realized that Id have to be both high and drunk off my ass at the same time for that shit to make any sense, and faked a WTF on a safe bet that the rest of it sucked as bad as the first sentence.

I started to read it and wondered if I really was on something.

After reading the comments, now I'm reading EVERYTHING in a Shatner voice. That's gotta stop.

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RE: Unicorns bring me .. coffee - 7/25/2013 3:14:44 PM

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I disagree. It took me several tries, but now I see that SqueeegeeDude's posts are rich with meaning and wisdom. In fact, one can go so far as to call them the culmination of the Western thought. SqueeegeeDude is a worthy successor of Socrates who, despite being misunderstood, heckled and poisoned by his contemporaries, was nonetheless vindicated by future generations. To say that SqueeegeeDude's writing is on the same level as Homer, William Shakespeare, John Keats and Abraham Lincoln would be mistaken: his genius surpasses them by an infinite margin. I am awed by the depth of his talent.

Write on, SqueeegeeDude!

You left out James Joyce

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RE: Unicorns bring me .. coffee - 7/25/2013 3:35:14 PM

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William Shatner??

I give you Samuel L Jackson. Reading The Best bedtime story ever.

https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=go%20the%20fuck%20to%20sleep%20samuel%20l%20jackson&source=web&cd=2&ved=0CDMQtwIwAQ&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3Dy-vDYOpkoWE&ei=xKfxUamvLe-10QWv_YHgCQ&usg=AFQjCNGhwRo_yT8sgMKskbNO8EdSmirvew&bvm=bv.49784469,d.d2k

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RE: Unicorns bring me .. coffee - 7/25/2013 4:36:16 PM

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I give you Samuel L Jackson. Reading The Best bedtime story ever.

I love that man.

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RE: Unicorns bring me .. coffee - 7/25/2013 8:04:50 PM

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D/s and M/s both require good communication in order to have a successful relationship.

And poly even more so.

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RE: Unicorns bring me .. coffee - 7/26/2013 5:18:40 AM

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Hi SqueeegeeDude. I noticed a couple of things. Firstly, your post is an exact duplicate of your last journal entry. Secondly, a number of your recent journal entries contain links to this site (supposedly your blog)...

WARNING: DO NOT CLICK ON THIS LINK!!!!!!

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[https://instinctualism.org] www.instinctualism.org

...and thirdly, my computer tells me that it's a dangerous site and I should avoid it. I've just reported both the journal entries and the post. Have a jackson pollack day.

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