feastie
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I just had a dream...definitely wtf variety...but then, mine mostly are... I dreamed my children and I were at a lagoon. Oddly, where the beach should be, was a concrete porch with steps leading down into the water. There was also a blue metal railing all around the porch and down the steps. The water was very clear and we were swimming. Suddenly, there was a young lady swimming with us...and she said, "I never swim past the edge here, so the sharks can't see me." Well, that made me decide to swim for shore! We all got out but the girl, and I told her from the porch, "Sharks come into the shallows at night." Just about that time a huge "witch" shark (don't ask me, I just dream this stuff) burst from the water. The young girl just managed to get herself over the rail. The shark hit the rail and damaged itself. The tide, in the meantime, had gone out, and the shark landed on what was now beach. I noticed a book lying near her tail, which was wide and rounded, not the usual shark fin. I let myself down onto the beach and approached her slowly. I picked up the book, which was written about the life of a woman in a poly family, three other women, and their man. I patted her tail softly and asked if I could read her book. Suddenly, she was a human woman, and she said, "Of course." and walked back up onto the porch with me, leaving the body of the witch shark on the beach. We went inside the building the porch was attached to, which turned out to be a store of some kind. We sat down in what appeared to be a lounge. I opened a large bag that was sitting near my chair and said, "Look, I just bought these books written by your husband." We started discussing them and she was telling me funny stories about them when Thing Two came over. I handed him a dollar and told him to go get some quarters. He disappeared and came back complaining about the restrooms. We went into the restrooms and found that people had not flushed (which drives him insane r/t), so we flushed the toilets and were happy when they didn't get backed up. Then I woke up. And I wonder why I'm tired; I spend all night dreaming sh*t like this!
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