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RE: A Pee Thread! - 8/17/2013 4:02:04 AM

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Challenge Pissing
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2e8WV151ing

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RE: A Pee Thread! - 8/17/2013 10:08:10 AM

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I had a piss enema once. It was fucking hot.

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RE: A Pee Thread! - 8/17/2013 10:13:40 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: metamorfosis

Challenge Pissing
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2e8WV151ing

Comedy gold, that is so funny. I had to send to a view friends.

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I had a piss enema once. It was fucking hot.

It is, oh boy. It's seriously hot.

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RE: A Pee Thread! - 8/17/2013 1:58:56 PM

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I had a piss enema once. It was fucking hot.

I'm really pleased this threads going with the flow

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RE: A Pee Thread! - 8/17/2013 2:31:06 PM

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I've been told I'm full of piss and vinegar on a pretty regular basis.

I'm usually told I'm full of something more solid than that.

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RE: A Pee Thread! - 8/17/2013 3:18:21 PM

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RE: A Pee Thread! - 12/26/2013 3:11:01 PM

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I met this wonderful girl who wants me to pee on her.

I have no problem with that, but I don't understand it. I understand spankings and ice cubes and orgasm denial etc., but not this. Can someone tell me about it?

Could someone describe a scenario? What should I say? What should I do before during and after? I want to do this for her, but I want it to be hot and sexy for her.

Please PM me too.

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RE: A Pee Thread! - 12/26/2013 5:52:33 PM

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After 4 thirty two ounce cups of coffee, I took a piss maybe five times, but then my bladder got trained in the army.

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RE: A Pee Thread! - 12/26/2013 7:24:57 PM

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It's interesting this thread popped up. My wife wanted to step up the kink one night. She asked me to pee on her so I stood up on the foot of the bed and let her have it with a waterfall and she starts screaming. She should have told me she talks in her sleep sometimes.

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RE: A Pee Thread! - 12/26/2013 7:34:18 PM

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She wanted you to give pee-ce a chance!

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RE: A Pee Thread! - 12/26/2013 9:11:42 PM

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The snow outside my door is all yellow!! Y'all peeing in my yard??????

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RE: A Pee Thread! - 12/27/2013 3:49:28 AM

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Now, that's just pee-culiar!

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RE: A Pee Thread! - 12/27/2013 7:51:07 AM

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ORIGINAL: thedavezone

I met this wonderful girl who wants me to pee on her.

I have no problem with that, but I don't understand it. I understand spankings and ice cubes and orgasm denial etc., but not this. Can someone tell me about it?

Could someone describe a scenario? What should I say? What should I do before during and after? I want to do this for her, but I want it to be hot and sexy for her.

Please PM me too.

As this thread is mainly humorous, why don't you start a new thread in Ask a Sub/Slave about this?

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RE: A Pee Thread! - 12/27/2013 7:59:22 AM

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I am peeing right now.

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RE: A Pee Thread! - 12/28/2013 2:39:09 AM

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I have the same problem after four pints of beer

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RE: A Pee Thread! - 12/28/2013 7:01:59 AM

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After sitting here reading all about pee..............now I have to pee

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RE: A Pee Thread! - 12/28/2013 11:21:33 AM

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This is a tale of Sonia Snell
To whom an accident befell.
It happens as it does to many
When Sonia went to spend a penny
She entered in with modest grace
The properly appointed place
Provided at the railway station,
And there she sat in meditation,
Unfortunately unacquainted
The woodwork had been newly painted
Which made poor Sonia realise
Her inability to rise.
And though she struggled, pulled and yelled
She found that she was firmly held.
She raised her voice in mournful shout
"Please someone come and help me out."
Her cries for help then quickly brought
A crowd of every kind and sort.
They stood around and feebly sniggered
And all they said was "I'll be jiggered."
"Gor blimey" said the ancient porter
"We ought to soak her off with water."
The Station Master and the staff
Were most perverse and did not laugh
But lugged at Sonia's hands and feet
And could not get her off the seat.
The carpenter arrived at last
And, finding Sonia still stuck fast
Remarked "I know what I can do',
And neatly sawed the seat right through.
Sonia arose, only to find
A wooden halo on behind.
An ambulance came down the street
And bore her off, complete with seat
To take the wooden bustled gal
Off quickly to the hospital.
They hurried Sonia off inside
After a short but painful ride
And seizing her by heels and head
Laid her face down on the bed.
The doctors all came on parade
To render her immediate aid.
A surgeon said "Upon my word
Could anything be more absurd,
Have any of you, I implore,
Seen anything like this before?"
"Yes" said a student, unashamed,
"Frequently... but never framed."

Thanks to Cyril Fletcher....
This monologue was part of my eulogy given at my fathers funeral.
It was his favourite party monologue, complete with voices.
I had everyone who had heard it(most of the crowd) laughing.
Now I gotta find the monologue, piddlin pete.......

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RE: A Pee Thread! - 12/28/2013 11:34:16 AM

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Piddlin' Pete
A famous dog once came to town
Known to his friends as Pete
His pedigree was ten yards long
His looks were hard to beat

And as he trotted down the road
'twas beautiful to see
His work at every corner
Every post and every tree

He never missed a land mark
He never missed a post
For piddling was his masterpiece
And piddling pleased him most

The city dogs stood looking on
In deep and jealous rage
To see this little country dog
The piddler of his age

They smelt his efforts one by one
They smelt him two by two
But noble Pete in high disdain
Stood still 'til they were through

Then when they'd smelt him everywhere
The praise for him ran high
But when one smelt him underneath
Pete piddled in his eye

Just then to show these city dogs
He didn't care a damn
He strolled into the grocers shop
And piddled on the ham

He piddled on the cornflakes
He piddled on the floor
And when the grocer threw him out
He piddled up the door

Behind him all the city dogs
Debated what to do
They'd hold a piddling carnival
The hoop they'd put him through

They showed him all the piddling posts
They knew about the town
And off they set with many a wink
To wear the stranger down

But Pete was with them all the way
With vigour and with vim
A thousand piddles more or less
Were all the same to him

And on and on went noble Pete
As tireless as a windmill
And very soon those city dogs
Were piddled to a standstill

Then Pete an exhibition gave
Of all the ways to piddle
With double drips and fancy flips
And now and then a dribble

The city dogs said farewell Pete
Your piddling did defeat us
But no one ever put them wise
That Pete... had diabetes.
Author Notes

Although the original author is unknown this version is based on the arrangement and performances by Leslie Sarony [1897-1985] in the English Musical Halls.

The poem has been attributed to Eugene Field, an American author primarily associated with 19th century children's stories

Another of my fathers favourites:)

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RE: A Pee Thread! - 12/28/2013 8:57:48 PM

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The truth shall set you free! But it's likely to piss someone off in the process.

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