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Son of a ??? - 6/29/2006 6:28:33 PM

ThatLilBrat

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It's hard to a find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but, here is one.

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech or a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in.

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RE: Son of a ??? - 6/29/2006 8:34:15 PM

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LOL

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RE: Son of a ??? - 6/29/2006 9:15:36 PM

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LOL... sweeeeeeeet

Does anyone remember Brother Dave... that man could joke all day and never cuss...

takes you back to the day when you "knew" what he was really refering too....LOL

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RE: Son of a ??? - 6/29/2006 10:35:17 PM

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By Jiminies you did it !

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RE: Son of a ??? - 7/2/2006 7:02:57 PM

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LMBO!!! that's friggin great!!

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RE: Son of a ??? - 7/2/2006 7:34:09 PM

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ROTFLMAO!

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RE: Son of a ??? - 7/3/2006 10:00:15 AM

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Anyone know how to catch an elephant?? well, I'll tell you:
First, Dig a hole.
Fill it with Ashes.
Line it with peas.
When the elephant goes to take a pea, kick him in the Ash hole......
THAT's how you catch an elephant! lol

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RE: Son of a ??? - 7/3/2006 6:50:54 PM

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