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RE: Voice greeting mere subjects..I send.. - 8/26/2013 4:34:41 AM   
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RE: Voice greeting mere subjects..I send.. - 8/26/2013 4:52:41 AM   
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Hi Lucy

I too am a grammar geek, so I appreciated the ecard.

Buuuut...

It was your tagline that prompted this jump back on the pile so soon.

I like it. But it reminded me of something that popped up in a (ahem, voice) conversation the other day with a submissive I am getting to know.

Doing some BDSM 101, I got to Stingy and Thuddy.

And, smartass that I am, said that they were -the kinky dwarves-

Got cut from the Disney version.

And speaking of a smart ass... Nice pic.

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RE: Voice greeting mere subjects..I send.. - 8/26/2013 4:58:05 AM   
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I like the way your mind thinks
There is also Pinchy and Ouchie, Slappy, Bruisy and Welty

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RE: Voice greeting mere subjects..I send.. - 8/26/2013 5:09:03 AM   
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I posted this to "Train Wreck" the other day, seems apropos here too





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RE: Voice greeting mere subjects..I send.. - 8/26/2013 1:15:08 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: LonDom61

Expert in many other things she also is. Including Eye Contact Restriction. (How about Eye Rolling Restriction, I wonder)



Lon, please don't make me laugh so hard. Dang, I think I just peed a little.


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RE: Voice greeting mere subjects..I send.. - 8/26/2013 1:20:16 PM   
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Oh...oh...I think I just got it! The OP might be a person of either gender who enjoys humiliation, thus the repeating thread to keep it going.

<clears throat, summons best soup-nazi voice>

No humiliation for you!! (Well, free humiliation, anyway.)

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RE: Voice greeting mere subjects..I send.. - 8/26/2013 1:38:53 PM   
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My 2 + your 5...

Hey, that makes 7!

Methinks the kernel for a whole new movie.

Gotta have popular elements to get funded.

Lord of the Rings & Hobbit: big box office.
Fifty Shades: major best seller

(Yeah, I know. Fifty whatever. But we are talking to film execs about what the peeeples will pay to see.)

And on that note, when Grey was on the charts I saw a sign out front of a church. -Fifty Shades of Grace-. Some clueless cleric read the bestseller list and, with no knowledge beyond that, tried to be witty & topical.

The sign was changed the next day. (Wish I had taken a pic.)

Okay, I am oFISHally off topic now.

So, to the OP (If She is still around):

Seriously, dude. What are you trying to say. Never mind word masonry. Keep it simple. You want subjects in all 50 states. They will do what for you.

I am looking for ___ slaves.
They will worship me because I am _____ and _____ and most of all _______.
The payoff for them (cuz no one does anything without some sort of reward), beyond the joy of basking in My Awesomeness, will be ______ and _______.

They will show their devotion to Me by _____ and _______.
(Maybe sending Me nicer clothes and tidying up My Steal Castle)

You know, something simple like that.


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RE: Voice greeting mere subjects..I send.. - 8/26/2013 1:53:18 PM   
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OMG, funniest thread all month!!!!!!!!!!!

Did post this someone on PURPOSE, entertainment us for?


Thanks, I needed a good laugh to flush the fumes out of My lungs after painting My office. Ahhhhh.

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RE: Voice greeting mere subjects..I send.. - 8/26/2013 3:10:10 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Lucylastic




That reminds me of a recently-viewed profile:

"Want be at mystress (sic) beckon call" (beck and call)

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RE: Voice greeting mere subjects..I send.. - 8/26/2013 4:16:24 PM   
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I think my all time fav is when people use "peek" instead of "pique". Slays me every time

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RE: Voice greeting mere subjects..I send.. - 8/26/2013 4:22:01 PM   
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I'm still stuck at how the op is giving us a voice greeting by typing. It does not compute.

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RE: Voice greeting mere subjects..I send.. - 8/26/2013 10:03:50 PM   
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FR

Tra la!

She has started PMing me! With bonus pix.

(PS Sudsy...This does not count as swooning. It is pointing and laughing)

She misspelled Her hometown.

I may have to peek at Her journal.


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RE: Voice greeting mere subjects..I send.. - 8/27/2013 1:18:19 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Lucylastic

I posted this to "Train Wreck" the other day, seems apropos here too





"...all fukcing weak"?
That's not even five minutes there if your lips move when you read...

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