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lizi -> RE: SEEKING A SLAVE BITCH (8/28/2013 8:34:10 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Gauge

*sniff* You... you... you mean that?


MAYBE I MEAN IT, MAYBE I DON'T!! ARE YOU LOOKING FOR A SUB SLAVE BITCH TO COMMAND LIKE A ROBOT ??




Gauge -> RE: SEEKING A SLAVE BITCH (8/28/2013 8:35:15 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: lizi


quote:

ORIGINAL: Gauge

*sniff* You... you... you mean that?


MAYBE I MEAN IT, MAYBE I DON'T!! ARE YOU LOOKING FOR A SUB SLAVE BITCH TO COMMAND LIKE A ROBOT ??


Kneel before me sub slave bitch....

I mean... No.




lizi -> RE: SEEKING A SLAVE BITCH (8/28/2013 8:40:27 PM)


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ORIGINAL: getoutnow


There is probably a reason why men act like dicks. In the state I am in (which looks like the dregs of CM).

1) 1 woman 18 wants to be in a diaper all day
2) another woman, wants to have an actual daddy and he adopt her, so they can walk around as actual Dad/Dau and have everyone know about it. all so she can be sexual with her real life dad.
3) another who is married but in a sexless marriage and wants to cheat with all and sundry
4) another who is married with kids but husband locked away, wants to cheat
5) another who wants to be body modified into a dog
6) another who openly admits to sucking off animals and wants to have all sorts of excrement done to her

I could really go on for another 25 profiles alone in this state. I shudder to think how the F they think they are so awesome! I wouldnt touch these with someone else's!

I'd literally be ashamed to take one of these women to my mom. She'd know too! She'd probably take me to court and want to legally dispose of custody with me!!! I'm serious.

No wonder the guys are horrible, mean, act like dicks. A lot of trash comes on CM. I wouldn't date/enslave any of these women, if my life depended on it.


I said in my post that I only knew about men, I wasn't setting up a big men vs women debate. Sure, there's crap on both sides. Are you even sure the profiles you're referencing are women? Big chance that they're not.

The weird thing here is that it seems like you're saying that men are dicks and act horribly because of the trashy women's profiles they encounter...? Seriously?




petitespot -> RE: SEEKING A SLAVE BITCH (8/28/2013 8:40:39 PM)

You guys are mean.
He sounds dreamy.




thishereboi -> RE: SEEKING A SLAVE BITCH (8/28/2013 8:40:49 PM)

Are you telling us with that profile the chicks are not falling over themselves to serve you? I'm shocked I tell you, just fucking shocked [8D]




JeffBC -> RE: SEEKING A SLAVE BITCH (8/28/2013 8:40:55 PM)

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ORIGINAL: greensteel03
I WANT A SUB SLAVE BITCH WHO WILL LISTEN AND DO EVERYTHING I TELL HER GET BACK 2 ME LEAVE ME A MSG

yeah, I see the obvious problem you're facing. Seriously, this site does not have a "ASK A SUB SLAVE BITCH" so you can't really go there to discuss your search efforts. And on the other side there's no profile option for SUB SLAVE BITCH so you're kind of stuck there also. Clearly this is an area of improvement for collarme.




lizi -> RE: SEEKING A SLAVE BITCH (8/28/2013 8:43:20 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Gauge

Kneel before me sub slave bitch....

I mean... No.



Ok, you passed the test. I meant what I said then, you are the only dickless Dominant on CM....wait....I mean Dominant who isn't a dick. Yeah. There we go.




Gauge -> RE: SEEKING A SLAVE BITCH (8/28/2013 8:46:33 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: petitespot

You guys are mean.
He sounds dreamy.


Says the woman with her profile hidden. C'mon... unhide it... I dare ya.




Gauge -> RE: SEEKING A SLAVE BITCH (8/28/2013 8:48:07 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: lizi


quote:

ORIGINAL: Gauge

Kneel before me sub slave bitch....

I mean... No.



Ok, you passed the test. I meant what I said then, you are the only dickless Dominant on CM....wait....I mean Dominant who isn't a dick. Yeah. There we go.


Yay!!! I passed the test!!! I am dickless!!!

Wait...




LadyPact -> RE: SEEKING A SLAVE BITCH (8/28/2013 8:53:43 PM)

Who says the best threads are in Polls and Random (Stupidity) Snippets? Geez, I've been reading this thread to MP and I'm doing it about as well as the guy who read the broadcast copy of the Armageddon story.

Somebody link that. I'm laughing too hard.


Edited - Wait, I've got it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0pNeDMowCY&feature=youtu.be




reticence -> RE: SEEKING A SLAVE BITCH (8/28/2013 9:07:42 PM)

That is just too funny!!!

I needed that laugh tonight, thank you.




reticence -> RE: SEEKING A SLAVE BITCH (8/28/2013 9:17:02 PM)

quote:

Yay!!! I passed the test!!! I am dickless!!!

Wait...




sigh and just when I was liking the guy




punisher440 -> RE: SEEKING A SLAVE BITCH (8/28/2013 9:31:55 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: greensteel03

I WANT A SUB SLAVE BITCH WHO WILL LISTEN AND DO EVERYTHING I TELL HER GET BACK 2 ME LEAVE ME A MSG


Well OP,there were some deaf mute ones running around here several years ago...but they disappeared. Besides,they didn't listen very well but if you are willing to learn their tap,tap,tap code you might be able to lure them out....[sm=angel.gif]




stef -> RE: SEEKING A SLAVE BITCH (8/28/2013 10:00:46 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: greensteel03

I WANT A SUB SLAVE BITCH WHO WILL LISTEN AND DO EVERYTHING I TELL HER GET BACK 2 ME LEAVE ME A MSG

Yeah, good luck with that. I want a pony. Any bets on who will get what they want first?




SubvsSlave -> RE: SEEKING A SLAVE BITCH (8/28/2013 10:45:02 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: JeffBC
Well, they would be but KnightOfMyst keeps hogging them all.



Haha! Your post made me chuckle. He is quite the fortunate one.

And I like crazymel's eyebrows too.




myotherself -> RE: SEEKING A SLAVE BITCH (8/29/2013 12:27:42 AM)

I quite like a guy who doesn't frink.

I frank quite a lot when I was younger, but was a pain in the ass when I was frunk. I used to shout a lot when I was frunk. IT REALLY WAS ANNOYING.




DonGiovani -> RE: SEEKING A SLAVE BITCH (8/29/2013 1:33:05 AM)

And I want a solid gold bidet, but that's just not in the cards either....




Miyani -> RE: SEEKING A SLAVE BITCH (8/29/2013 5:50:26 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Maybeher

The OP spelled drugs with an e... E nough said lol



But at least he doesn't frink.




ChatteParfaitt -> RE: SEEKING A SLAVE BITCH (8/29/2013 6:03:14 AM)

Nominated, Sunny quote of the day:



quote:

ORIGINAL: myotherself

I quite like a guy who doesn't frink.

I frank quite a lot when I was younger, but was a pain in the ass when I was frunk. I used to shout a lot when I was frunk. IT REALLY WAS ANNOYING.





DarkSteven -> RE: SEEKING A SLAVE BITCH (8/29/2013 6:56:55 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: greensteel03

I WANT A SUB SLAVE BITCH WHO WILL LISTEN AND DO EVERYTHING I TELL HER GET BACK 2 ME LEAVE ME A MSG


You're being too demanding. For now, just settle for a sub slave bitch who will listen to you. That'll be tough enough without expecting obedience as well.




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