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MasterCaneman -> RE: SEEKING A SLAVE BITCH (8/30/2013 2:30:50 PM)
Y'know, if I were gonna start a band, I think I'd call it SUB SLAVE BITCH because whenever some horny net geek typed that in trying to find a SUB SLAVE BITCH because he couldn't find a real woman, he'd see my band and maybe even listen to it. In order to make them happy they chose to listen to my band SUB SLAVE BITCH we'd probably have to be little more than a Mentor's cover band, but I'd be totally cool with that because The Mentors were totally into SUB SLAVE BITCHES and probably still are, even if El Duce is dead. SUB SLAVE BITCH, just because I didn't type it enough. Yeah.

hlen5 -> RE: SEEKING A SLAVE BITCH (8/30/2013 3:11:07 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MistressDarkArt quote: ORIGINAL: hlen5 quote: ORIGINAL: greensteel03 I WANT A SUB SLAVE BITCH WHO WILL LISTEN AND DO EVERYTHING I TELL HER GET BACK 2 ME LEAVE ME A MSG Welcome to SubSlaveBitchesRUs. For a standard ssb, press 1. For an advanced ssb (No front teeth) press 2. For an ssb looking for cage time when not in use, press 3. For the Deluxe model ssb, (total orifice and toilet slave, master (err well, you know) chef, welder, mechanic, lumberjack and microbrewer). Press 4. Please have your American Express card number ready. Thank You for calling SubSlavebitchesRUs. [sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif] [:)][:)][sm=waves.gif][sm=waves.gif][sm=waves.gif][:)][:)]

MrRodgers -> RE: SEEKING A SLAVE BITCH (8/30/2013 4:05:15 PM)
Didn't read every page here but...get a dog.

hlen5 -> RE: SEEKING A SLAVE BITCH (8/30/2013 4:18:28 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: hlen5 quote: ORIGINAL: greensteel03 I WANT A SUB SLAVE BITCH WHO WILL LISTEN AND DO EVERYTHING I TELL HER GET BACK 2 ME LEAVE ME A MSG NOW WE'RE BI-LINGUAL! Para continuar en espanol, oprima numero cinco. Welcome to SubSlaveBitchesRUs. For a standard ssb, press 1. For an advanced ssb (No front teeth) press 2. For an ssb looking for cage time when not in use, press 3. For the Deluxe model ssb, (total orifice and toilet slave, master (err well, you know) chef, welder, mechanic, lumberjack and microbrewer). Press 4. Please have your American Express card number ready. Thank You for calling SubSlavebitchesRUs. (Apologies for Spanish errors, just going by the aural memory!!)

OsideGirl -> RE: SEEKING A SLAVE BITCH (8/30/2013 4:20:07 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MrRodgers Didn't read every page here but...get a dog. Considering the OP, I think that would be animal abuse.

ResidentSadist -> RE: SEEKING A SLAVE BITCH (8/30/2013 5:27:43 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Marc2b I WANT A PIECE OF CHEESE CAKE!!!! Bastard!!! Now I want cheesecake too and there is none. I hate you. Not a New York Style Cheesecake, heavy on cream and egg yolks to create a richs and smooth consistency. Not a Chicago Style Cheesecake that is firm on the outside and creamy on the inside. Not a French Style Cheesecake that uses gelatin to create a light fluffy texture. Not even a good old fashioned American Sour Cream Cheesecake from the mid 20th century that is hearty and durable (freezable). I want a Pennsylvania Dutch Style Cheesecake! The one that gets it's hearty tangy flavor from a kind of cottage cheese. Also called pot or farmer's cheese. The cheese has large curds and less water. A potent cake it makes, putting snappy flavor in your mouth with that tang and making it perfect for topping with sweet strawberries. It is bliss. [img]http://chicagojoes.net/cheesecake.jpg[/img]

Politesub53 -> RE: SEEKING A SLAVE BITCH (8/30/2013 6:14:18 PM)
Does this approach work ? If so.......... Male slut seeking a Mistress to satisfy my every need. Must be able to cook and/or iron while still satisfying my sexual needs. Must be either cute or rich, anyone who is both gets first dibs...... No northerners need apply. [8D] Summer sale ends soon so apply today !!

Killerangel -> RE: SEEKING A SLAVE BITCH (8/30/2013 6:52:42 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Politesub53 Does this approach work ? If so.......... Male slut seeking a Mistress to satisfy my every need. Must be able to cook and/or iron while still satisfying my sexual needs. Must be either cute or rich, anyone who is both gets first dibs...... No northerners need apply. [8D] Summer sale ends soon so apply today !! YOU FORGOT THE CAPS. THAT SHOWS YOU'RE SERIOUS! NO ONE WILL REPLY UNLESS YOU USE CAPS!!

crazyml -> RE: SEEKING A SLAVE BITCH (8/31/2013 2:30:06 AM)
[FR] I <heart> this thread.

MasterCaneman -> RE: SEEKING A SLAVE BITCH (8/31/2013 6:27:56 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Politesub53 Does this approach work ? If so.......... Male slut seeking a Mistress to satisfy my every need. Must be able to cook and/or iron while still satisfying my sexual needs. Must be either cute or rich, anyone who is both gets first dibs...... No northerners need apply. [8D] Summer sale ends soon so apply today !! And can make cheesecake. Don't forget that. Cheesecake.

garyFLR -> RE: SEEKING A SLAVE BITCH (8/31/2013 7:00:15 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: greensteel03 I WANT A SUB SLAVE BITCH WHO WILL LISTEN AND DO EVERYTHING I TELL HER GET BACK 2 ME LEAVE ME A MSG I bet your inbox is full mate, I wish I had your style [:D]!

garyFLR -> RE: SEEKING A SLAVE BITCH (8/31/2013 7:04:08 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MasterCaneman quote: ORIGINAL: Politesub53 Does this approach work ? If so.......... Male slut seeking a Mistress to satisfy my every need. Must be able to cook and/or iron while still satisfying my sexual needs. Must be either cute or rich, anyone who is both gets first dibs...... No northerners need apply. [8D] Summer sale ends soon so apply today !! And can make cheesecake. Don't forget that. Cheesecake. Hi MasterC & PS 53. I love Northern Accents... & cheesecake! I go all unnecessary when Coronation Street comes on the telly [:)]. True.

garyFLR -> RE: SEEKING A SLAVE BITCH (8/31/2013 7:19:35 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyPact Who says the best threads are in Polls and Random (Stupidity) Snippets? Geez, I've been reading this thread to MP and I'm doing it about as well as the guy who read the broadcast copy of the Armageddon story. Somebody link that. I'm laughing too hard. Edited - Wait, I've got it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0pNeDMowCY&feature=youtu.be LadyP this should be a separate thread, it's just too good to be languishing here [:D]! Thanks.

lizi -> RE: SEEKING A SLAVE BITCH (8/31/2013 12:47:55 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: JeffBC ROFL. I love it when the most unlikely of threads turn into the best ones. The good news here is I've done some diligent work in google maps and came up with this: [image]local://upfiles/1366146/F4B9CF8A4A744F7CBC85D72328C3BE4E.jpg[/image] I might be wrong but it looks like there's a pod of them hauled up on north end of the beach. It's hard to see if they're slavy enough from this distance though. This is hysterical. A pod of sub slave bitches washed up on the shore.....hahahaha. Omg. Love it. Get out your binoculars and see if they came with their manacles attached, that should give a hint as to appropriate slaviness.

JeffBC -> RE: SEEKING A SLAVE BITCH (8/31/2013 2:39:48 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: lizi This is hysterical. A pod of sub slave bitches washed up on the shore.....hahahaha. Omg. Love it. No no no. Man, this was so annoying and confusing when I was trying to do the google earth search, but "sub slave bitch beach" is actually about 120km away from here (north along the coast). This is SUB SLAVE BITCH beach.

dcnovice -> RE: SEEKING A SLAVE BITCH (8/31/2013 3:00:28 PM)
quote: A pod of sub slave bitches washed up on the shore Who were fatter, the subs or the slaves?

MistressDarkArt -> RE: SEEKING A SLAVE BITCH (8/31/2013 3:01:13 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MasterCaneman Y'know, if I were gonna start a band, I think I'd call it SUB SLAVE BITCH because whenever some horny net geek typed that in trying to find a SUB SLAVE BITCH because he couldn't find a real woman, he'd see my band and maybe even listen to it. Y'no MC, I think you're on to something here (remember the band name perception thread?) The only problem would be: JeffBC wouldn't hire us because the name's about the same flavor as XYZ and the F-holes. You wanna confirm or deny that, Jeff? Actually, I think XYZ and the Epholes (how did you get that umlaut in there?) would prefer said HNGs to uh, do their thing elsewhere. [8D]

lizi -> RE: SEEKING A SLAVE BITCH (8/31/2013 4:58:38 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: JeffBC No no no. Man, this was so annoying and confusing when I was trying to do the google earth search, but "sub slave bitch beach" is actually about 120km away from here (north along the coast). This is SUB SLAVE BITCH beach. My bad, my bad. You are right of course. The famed SUB SLAVE BITCH beach is often confused with the other, lesser, sub slave bitch beach. You are right, the SUB SLAVE BITCH beach is where you get the quality slavey slave pods.

ResidentSadist -> RE: SEEKING A SLAVE BITCH (8/31/2013 7:22:46 PM)
Inspired by JeffBC and the SUB SLAVE BITCH beach discovery, I found out where they spend spring time break. The pods are gathering as you can see by this photo. Although, like the JeffBC photo, it is hard to tell what degree of slaviness they are displaying. [image]local://upfiles/390966/6272155BDF284B30B283584E85E5CC16.jpg[/image]

JeffBC -> RE: SEEKING A SLAVE BITCH (9/1/2013 11:06:56 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MistressDarkArt You wanna confirm or deny that, Jeff? Not for the venues I run... to be fair we're talking about business events with a crowd that's 40+. If I was running events for young hipsters or somesuch it'd be entirely different. In that other post the person mentioned similar demographics to what I face.

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