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RE: SEEKING A SLAVE BITCH - 8/29/2013 7:01:48 AM

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I WANT A SUB SLAVE BITCH WHO WILL LISTEN AND DO EVERYTHING I TELL HER GET BACK 2 ME LEAVE ME A MSG

I want a new laptop, a fridge stocked with enticing food, and a trip to Paris.

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RE: SEEKING A SLAVE BITCH - 8/29/2013 7:07:49 AM

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ORIGINAL: lizi

Well EXCEPT for you, it's true that the guys (can't speak for the women) on the profile side mostly act like idiots. If you ever want to experience that special hell for yourself just open an account as a female. We did that on a thread once for scientific purposes, and the men acting like dicks theory was borne out. Much to the dismay of some posters I remember, but whatever.

There is probably a reason why men act like dicks. In the state I am in (which looks like the dregs of CM).

1) 1 woman 18 wants to be in a diaper all day
2) another woman, wants to have an actual daddy and he adopt her, so they can walk around as actual Dad/Dau and have everyone know about it. all so she can be sexual with her real life dad.
3) another who is married but in a sexless marriage and wants to cheat with all and sundry
4) another who is married with kids but husband locked away, wants to cheat
5) another who wants to be body modified into a dog
6) another who openly admits to sucking off animals and wants to have all sorts of excrement done to her

I could really go on for another 25 profiles alone in this state. I shudder to think how the F they think they are so awesome! I wouldnt touch these with someone else's!

I'd literally be ashamed to take one of these women to my mom. She'd know too! She'd probably take me to court and want to legally dispose of custody with me!!! I'm serious.

No wonder the guys are horrible, mean, act like dicks. A lot of trash comes on CM. I wouldn't date/enslave any of these women, if my life depended on it.

And then there are normal female profiles like mine which contain none of the colorful attributes you mentioned.

And we still get guys acting like dicks.

Go figure.

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RE: SEEKING A SLAVE BITCH - 8/29/2013 7:21:07 AM

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ORIGINAL: greensteel03

I WANT A SUB SLAVE BITCH WHO WILL LISTEN AND DO EVERYTHING I TELL HER GET BACK 2 ME LEAVE ME A MSG

Sorry, no MSG
I usually just use salt.

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RE: SEEKING A SLAVE BITCH - 8/29/2013 7:22:59 AM

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I WANT A PIECE OF CHEESE CAKE!!!!

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RE: SEEKING A SLAVE BITCH - 8/29/2013 7:33:12 AM

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I WANT A PIECE OF CHEESE CAKE!!!!

Ah, the realistic goal. Kudos.

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RE: SEEKING A SLAVE BITCH - 8/29/2013 8:01:11 AM

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I can't believe no one mentioned slavebiotchesRus.

Geeze you guys.

ETA: Oh, and I'll take the trip to Paris for ten, Alex.

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RE: SEEKING A SLAVE BITCH - 8/29/2013 8:08:21 AM

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FR,

This thread is now in P&RS.

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RE: SEEKING A SLAVE BITCH - 8/29/2013 8:12:47 AM

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Geez, once again a spend a day away from here and this goes on. >grumbles and kicks can< All I want to know is, why didn't anyone turn this guy onto the slave training compound in Grapevine? Or is that still top secret?

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RE: SEEKING A SLAVE BITCH - 8/29/2013 9:38:37 AM

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Actually, after reading the op's message, I did contact my offworld commanders and suggest that this individual might be the example of a human of limited cognitive ability they were looking for to use in their mind control experiments.

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RE: SEEKING A SLAVE BITCH - 8/29/2013 9:42:54 AM

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I WANT A SUB SLAVE BITCH WHO WILL LISTEN AND DO EVERYTHING I TELL HER GET BACK 2 ME LEAVE ME A MSG

Welcome to SubSlaveBitchesRUs.

For a standard ssb, press 1.
For an advanced ssb (No front teeth) press 2.
For an ssb looking for cage time when not in use, press 3.
For the Deluxe model ssb, (total orifice and toilet slave, master (err well, you know) chef, welder, mechanic, lumberjack and microbrewer). Press 4.

Please have your American Express card number ready.

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RE: SEEKING A SLAVE BITCH - 8/29/2013 9:48:33 AM

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ORIGINAL: MasterCaneman

Geez, once again a spend a day away from here and this goes on. >grumbles and kicks can< All I want to know is, why didn't anyone turn this guy onto the slave training compound in Grapevine? Or is that still top secret?

It WAS secret up until you blabbed it to the entire Interwebz!

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RE: SEEKING A SLAVE BITCH - 8/29/2013 9:54:14 AM

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ORIGINAL: MasterCaneman

Geez, once again a spend a day away from here and this goes on. >grumbles and kicks can< All I want to know is, why didn't anyone turn this guy onto the slave training compound in Grapevine? Or is that still top secret?

Shakes
I don't wanna talk about my days at Grapevine

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RE: SEEKING A SLAVE BITCH - 8/29/2013 10:11:36 AM

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ORIGINAL: greensteel03
I WANT A SUB SLAVE BITCH WHO WILL LISTEN AND DO EVERYTHING I TELL HER GET BACK 2 ME LEAVE ME A MSG

What is the problem? I googled "salve bitch" and I found hundreds immediately.

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RE: SEEKING A SLAVE BITCH - 8/29/2013 10:16:51 AM

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ORIGINAL: Gauge

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ORIGINAL: MasterCaneman

Geez, once again a spend a day away from here and this goes on. >grumbles and kicks can< All I want to know is, why didn't anyone turn this guy onto the slave training compound in Grapevine? Or is that still top secret?

It WAS secret up until you blabbed it to the entire Interwebz!

My bad. Good thing no one knows they plan on moving it to Area 51, huh?

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RE: SEEKING A SLAVE BITCH - 8/29/2013 10:49:21 AM

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ORIGINAL: hlen5

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ORIGINAL: greensteel03

I WANT A SUB SLAVE BITCH WHO WILL LISTEN AND DO EVERYTHING I TELL HER GET BACK 2 ME LEAVE ME A MSG

Welcome to SubSlaveBitchesRUs.

For a standard ssb, press 1.
For an advanced ssb (No front teeth) press 2.
For an ssb looking for cage time when not in use, press 3.
For the Deluxe model ssb, (total orifice and toilet slave, master (err well, you know) chef, welder, mechanic, lumberjack and microbrewer). Press 4.

Please have your American Express card number ready.

Thank You for calling SubSlavebitchesRUs.

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RE: SEEKING A SLAVE BITCH - 8/29/2013 10:53:05 AM

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There's a training center within an hour of me and nobody told me? Man, I've been trying to get my training through customer service jobs for about a decade now. It's helpful at teaching smiling in the face of bizarre orders and raising pain tolerance (I've accidentally discovered about a dozen new and exciting ways to get paper cuts, and cleaning chemicals seem to be madly in love with my eyes), but not so much on the sexual side. It's hard to be alluring in a frumpy polo shirt and baggy pants.

I do get quite a few over-the-top rude messages from people, but it's not very different from any other free "dating" site. I used to have a profile on a site that was BDSM-friendly but mostly vanilla. The ratio of quality messages to nonsense was about the same, the difference being that the unwanted content here is more like "Get on your knees and beg me to message you back, slut!" and there it was more like "i lik ur pics do u want 2 c my dik call me at [phone number]".

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RE: SEEKING A SLAVE BITCH - 8/29/2013 10:58:06 AM

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ORIGINAL: crazyml
I heartily recommend that you have a good read of the forum

After reading, the profile, I'm not sure that is possible....

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RE: SEEKING A SLAVE BITCH - 8/29/2013 11:02:30 AM

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I'm sure somewhere on the Internet there is someone turned on by polo shirts and baggy pants. As for the customer-service based training regimen, I always assumed Walmart had that market cornered. Then again, telemarketing seems more a realistic program, owing to one being essentially fastened to a machine and with movement restricted while receiving ample quantities of verbal abuse and disappointment while being verbally abused real-time by a physical manager.

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RE: SEEKING A SLAVE BITCH - 8/29/2013 12:11:41 PM

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Having worked in a field that dealt with the public (Law enforcement and private specialized security) I understand where slavekate80 is coming from. And from experience writing reports and filing said reports, I have deduced there are approximately 400 thousand ways to get paper cuts.

Now if we are making demands, then:

I want the proper mega millions lotto numbers to win $1 million dollars for tomorrows drawing.

I dont want the numbers to win the big jackpot, since I really dont need that much cash.

After taxes and a donation to the church in memory of my late mother, the remainder will pay off the house, pay for the pick up I want, fund the rebuilding of four other trucks I want for various jobs, cover landscaping this property to make it more toddler friendly (those familiar with rural west Texas will understand) and cover the cost of building the surface part of the home I want on the other property I own, minus the interior finishing, and leave enough to suppliment my income for a good while.

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RE: SEEKING A SLAVE BITCH - 8/29/2013 2:13:42 PM

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ORIGINAL: getoutnow

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ORIGINAL: lizi

Well EXCEPT for you, it's true that the guys (can't speak for the women) on the profile side mostly act like idiots. If you ever want to experience that special hell for yourself just open an account as a female. We did that on a thread once for scientific purposes, and the men acting like dicks theory was borne out. Much to the dismay of some posters I remember, but whatever.

There is probably a reason why men act like dicks. In the state I am in (which looks like the dregs of CM).

1) 1 woman 18 wants to be in a diaper all day
2) another woman, wants to have an actual daddy and he adopt her, so they can walk around as actual Dad/Dau and have everyone know about it. all so she can be sexual with her real life dad.
3) another who is married but in a sexless marriage and wants to cheat with all and sundry
4) another who is married with kids but husband locked away, wants to cheat
5) another who wants to be body modified into a dog
6) another who openly admits to sucking off animals and wants to have all sorts of excrement done to her

I could really go on for another 25 profiles alone in this state. I shudder to think how the F they think they are so awesome! I wouldnt touch these with someone else's!

I'd literally be ashamed to take one of these women to my mom. She'd know too! She'd probably take me to court and want to legally dispose of custody with me!!! I'm serious.

No wonder the guys are horrible, mean, act like dicks. A lot of trash comes on CM. I wouldn't date/enslave any of these women, if my life depended on it.

So, it is the bitches' fault that men behave the way they do?

I think:
A) you probably have your search parameters set oddly if that is all that is showing up in your state.
B) you are diminishing the importance of responsibility for self, to a degree that should be concerning to women who might follow your posts.

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