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RE: SEEKING A SLAVE BITCH - 8/29/2013 2:35:41 PM

JeffBC

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~fast reply~

You know it just occurred to me that I'm seeking a SUB SLAVE BITCH too. I've misplaced the one I had. She's somewhere half way across the continent and it's beginning to feel like I'm never going to see her again.

Can I just whine a moan a minute about SIX FREAKING WEEKS of separation. We've never been separated for more than a week previously and that's always been torturous.

And FREAKIN Canada... I just did a google and apparently SubSlaveBitchesRUs doesn't have a presence in Canada. Anyone know of any Canadian alternatives like.. say... SubSlaveBitchesRUsEh?

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RE: SEEKING A SLAVE BITCH - 8/29/2013 3:03:24 PM

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ORIGINAL: Gauge

Are you saying that people on the personals side of the site mostly act like dicks? I want to understand that statement because that is not fair to say that being a dick is what is normal there.

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ORIGINAL: lizi

Well EXCEPT for you, it's true that the guys (can't speak for the women) on the profile side mostly act like idiots.

HOORAY! I'm an idiot!

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RE: SEEKING A SLAVE BITCH - 8/29/2013 4:12:16 PM

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ORIGINAL: greensteel03

I WANT A SUB SLAVE BITCH WHO WILL LISTEN AND DO EVERYTHING I TELL HER GET BACK 2 ME LEAVE ME A MSG

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

PICK ME!!!!!

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RE: SEEKING A SLAVE BITCH - 8/29/2013 4:41:04 PM

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sure ok...where do i show up... or is that an internet slave...

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RE: SEEKING A SLAVE BITCH - 8/29/2013 5:20:43 PM

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USE LARGER FONT

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RE: SEEKING A SLAVE BITCH - 8/29/2013 8:00:22 PM

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ORIGINAL: JeffBC

And FREAKIN Canada... I just did a google and apparently SubSlaveBitchesRUs doesn't have a presence in Canada. Anyone know of any Canadian alternatives like.. say... SubSlaveBitchesRUsEh?

omg..I can't stop laughing..Stop making fun of your goody two shoes neighbour brother Canada

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RE: SEEKING A SLAVE BITCH - 8/30/2013 12:02:21 AM

JeffBC

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ORIGINAL: Sheela22
omg..I can't stop laughing..Stop making fun of your goody two shoes neighbour brother Canada

Fine, I will because honestly I'm too busy to post now anyway. I have to go oot and aboot in my boot.

(translation for english speakers: out and about in my boat)

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RE: SEEKING A SLAVE BITCH - 8/30/2013 12:43:57 AM

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ORIGINAL: JeffBC

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ORIGINAL: Sheela22
omg..I can't stop laughing..Stop making fun of your goody two shoes neighbour brother Canada

Fine, I will because honestly I'm too busy to post now anyway. I have to go oot and aboot in my boot.

(translation for english speakers: out and about in my boat)

busy buying in a Tim Horton

cost a loonie ,eh!

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RE: SEEKING A SLAVE BITCH - 8/30/2013 12:56:44 AM

JeffBC

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ORIGINAL: Sheela22
busy buying in a Tim Horton cost a loonie ,eh!

Oh god... loonies and toonies. I love my new adopted country! I'll never be an official Canadian though because I don't like either Tim Horton's or Hockey. I'm pretty sure that's on the citizenship exam.

But honestly, we need to end this little thread hijack and get back to the serious topic of SLAVE BITCHES. Because it's 1am here and I'm still not asleep largely because my own SLAVE BITCH is oot and aboot.

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RE: SEEKING A SLAVE BITCH - 8/30/2013 4:51:35 AM

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i keep getting asked if i'm canuck. and i don't even say aboot, though i do say 'eh'.

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RE: SEEKING A SLAVE BITCH - 8/30/2013 5:13:58 AM

JeffBC

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ORIGINAL: KMsAngel
i keep getting asked if i'm canuck. and i don't even say aboot, though i do say 'eh'.

Oddly, I picked up the japanese version of that from Carol at some point and so I'll quite typically add 'neh' to the end. I only do 'eh' when I'm ripping on my Canadian friends -- which I do with a great deal of gusto. Sadly, all my insults slide off their backs because they know we moved to Canada by choice for no other reason than we like it here.

But seriously people... we need to get this thread back on to the deep and weighty topic of SLAVE BITCHES and where they can be located in Canada.

edited to add
Oh fuck! That's right. This is Canada. KnightofMysts already took them all.

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RE: SEEKING A SLAVE BITCH - 8/30/2013 5:22:13 AM

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LOL, you might want to try down here. i for instance, though not a slave, hardly ever a bitch, nor available, really.... oh wait, that leaves me out of the running.... never mind!

i'm sure there's a few laying around on the beaches here.

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RE: SEEKING A SLAVE BITCH - 8/30/2013 6:29:05 AM

JeffBC

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ORIGINAL: KMsAngel
LOL, you might want to try down here. i for instance, though not a slave, hardly ever a bitch, nor available, really.... oh wait, that leaves me out of the running.... never mind!

Well, it's pretty clearly true that with Knight in Canada I'm going to need to move to another country or start exploring import/export regulations on SLAVE BITCHES. I mean seriously, Canada has a total population of what? 4000 people give or take? He's got 3 freakin slaves. There can't be any more left, eh?

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i'm sure there's a few laying around on the beaches here.

ROFL, now didn't THAT just conjure up some images.

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RE: SEEKING A SLAVE BITCH - 8/30/2013 6:38:02 AM

KMsAngel

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mmhmm. the mind boggles as to what images you were conjuring. well if knight keeps adding to his house, then yes, i suggest you either expand to russia, or head to aus. it's warmer down here, too.

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RE: SEEKING A SLAVE BITCH - 8/30/2013 6:40:30 AM

JeffBC

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ORIGINAL: KMsAngel
mmhmm. the mind boggles as to what images you were conjuring.

Sadly, I'm more humorous than kinky so imagine a beach covered with elephant seals lolling about and making those noises and all. Now replace them all with SLAVE BITCHES doing exactly the same thing. I envisioned asking you to grab the binoculars and check out your window and see if there were any good ones handy.

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RE: SEEKING A SLAVE BITCH - 8/30/2013 9:36:34 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: JeffBC

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ORIGINAL: KMsAngel
mmhmm. the mind boggles as to what images you were conjuring.

Sadly, I'm more humorous than kinky so imagine a beach covered with elephant seals lolling about and making those noises and all. Now replace them all with SLAVE BITCHES doing exactly the same thing. I envisioned asking you to grab the binoculars and check out your window and see if there were any good ones handy.

I think the SUB SLAVE BITCH beach is exactly what some men think they're getting when they happen upon CollarMe. Excellent concept! Lol. In their mind, all they have to do is go out after perusing the choices, and grab a couple seals, er, I mean women.

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RE: SEEKING A SLAVE BITCH - 8/30/2013 10:57:04 AM

JeffBC

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ORIGINAL: lizi
I think the SUB SLAVE BITCH beach is exactly what some men think they're getting when they happen upon CollarMe. Excellent concept! Lol. In their mind, all they have to do is go out after perusing the choices, and grab a couple seals, er, I mean women.

ROFL. I love it when the most unlikely of threads turn into the best ones. The good news here is I've done some diligent work in google maps and came up with this:

I might be wrong but it looks like there's a pod of them hauled up on north end of the beach. It's hard to see if they're slavy enough from this distance though.

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RE: SEEKING A SLAVE BITCH - 8/30/2013 12:18:31 PM

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I'M STILL WAITING FOR MY CHEESECAKE!!!!

(Damn sub slave bitches are all slacking off at the beach.)

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RE: SEEKING A SLAVE BITCH - 8/30/2013 2:11:25 PM

MasterCaneman

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Who wants sand in their cheesecake? There's crunchy and then there's gritty and salty.

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RE: SEEKING A SLAVE BITCH - 8/30/2013 2:14:58 PM

JeffBC

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ORIGINAL: Marc2b
(Damn sub slave bitches are all slacking off at the beach.)

OK dude... try to keep up here. First all, if you don't spell it right then no proper SUB SLAVE BITCH is ever going to submit to you. Secondly, these are wild SUB SLAVE BITCHES so they're not going to bring you any cheesecake till you walk out on the beach, club one, and drag it back to the cheesecake store.

Sheez. You got a lot to learn about SUB SLAVE BITCHES.

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