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RE: I just looked up my own profile..... - 9/4/2013 8:01:02 PM

LookieNoNookie

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ORIGINAL: tommonymous

Please tell me you remembered to add 5-10 years to the stated age, subtract at least two inches from height, (And probably length as well--let's face it, you probably can trust yourself the least about this one...) and add 30-50 pounds to stated weight. Also, did you remember that your hair has probably thinned/ receded/ disappeared altogether since your profile pics were taken?

I just don't want you to set yourself up for heartache by getting too attached to the online image of yourself before you meet you...

ETA: GET YOUR DAMN DRIVER'S LICENSE BEFORE YOU MEET! I mean, who knows what kind of whackjob you are...

Note to self: Never hire Tommy for PR work.

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RE: I just looked up my own profile..... - 9/4/2013 8:03:11 PM

LookieNoNookie

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Just as long as you don't start stalking yourself you'll be just fine.

FUCK....that would be soooo totally fucked up!

I'd have to kick my own ass!!!!

(I've seen me fight before and frankly.....I scare myself).

I think I could take me though.

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RE: I just looked up my own profile..... - 9/4/2013 8:15:05 PM

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ORIGINAL: MasterCaneman

Just as long as you don't start stalking yourself you'll be just fine.

FUCK....that would be soooo totally fucked up!

I'd have to kick my own ass!!!!

(I've seen me fight before and frankly.....I scare myself).

I think I could take me though.

Are you going to demand tribute from yourself?

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RE: I just looked up my own profile..... - 9/5/2013 6:22:03 PM

LookieNoNookie

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ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie

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ORIGINAL: MasterCaneman

Just as long as you don't start stalking yourself you'll be just fine.

FUCK....that would be soooo totally fucked up!

I'd have to kick my own ass!!!!

(I've seen me fight before and frankly.....I scare myself).

I think I could take me though.

Are you going to demand tribute from yourself?

Are we talking cash?

< Message edited by LookieNoNookie -- 9/5/2013 6:23:35 PM >

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RE: I just looked up my own profile..... - 9/5/2013 6:31:01 PM

Spiritedsub2

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C'mon. What halfway decent Fin Domme takes tribute on the come?!

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RE: I just looked up my own profile..... - 9/5/2013 7:50:01 PM

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Of course you will want you. I've been told (I believe 173 times now) that men looooooooovvve a slut

Have I mentioned that men loooooooooovvvve a slut?

You can make that 174 now :)

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RE: I just looked up my own profile..... - 9/5/2013 8:17:32 PM

tommonymous

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Hey, uh... Did someone mention sluts? 'Cause I loooooooovvve me some sluts.

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RE: I just looked up my own profile..... - 9/5/2013 8:31:25 PM

SlipSlidingAway

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Chances are, you have already ummm....screwed yourself....so....you know if you are any good in the sack. Plus, you know if you are cool with safewords, consensual non consent, and all that stuff. I say go for it. I mean, you find yourself attractive and are available. You'll likely answer your own message and I'm not sure you can block yourself if you piss yourself off (but I suppose you could delete your account or ignore your further attempts at correspondence). You have the same interests and kinks as you. PLUS, you already know if you are too high maintenance, which, if you are considering this, must be considered within the parameters of your personal tolerance levels. What have you to lose?

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RE: I just looked up my own profile..... - 9/5/2013 11:02:19 PM

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yes meet at a neutral public place first.. i dont care how appealing your profile sounds, anyone can write a good fiction....

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RE: I just looked up my own profile..... - 9/6/2013 6:14:06 AM

MasterCaneman

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Whatever you do, don't respond to your own demands to cam verify. The ensuing causality loop could conceivably cause a rift in the time-space continuum. Just sayin'...

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RE: I just looked up my own profile..... - 9/6/2013 6:58:41 AM

theshytype

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ORIGINAL: theshytype
Of course you will want you. I've been told (I believe 173 times now) that men looooooooovvve a slut

Have I mentioned that men loooooooooovvvve a slut?

You can make that 174 now :)

Haha. That category of men is definitely winning.
I'm starting to think this would be a good sig:

"I hate sluts" said no man ever.

But I know there are some out there, somewhere, maybe.

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RE: I just looked up my own profile..... - 9/6/2013 7:32:38 AM

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But Lookie is OUR slut!

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Whip me, beat me, make me feel cheap and have great sex

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RE: I just looked up my own profile..... - 9/6/2013 9:31:02 AM

ashjor911

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I will go & look me up maybe i would fall in love with my eyes ...

hey Lookie .. let me know how it go so i can go out with my skinny ass ..

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RE: I just looked up my own profile..... - 9/6/2013 8:16:45 PM

LookieNoNookie

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ORIGINAL: ShaharThorne

But Lookie is OUR slut!

Well, I'd admit to being the Premier slut, but I'm hardly the only one.

("Best one"....I could go with that).

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RE: I just looked up my own profile..... - 9/11/2013 6:24:13 AM

TigressLily

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Don't ask yourself out! You will probably find that yourself is a fake, and really a findom and want tribute, which of course, you couldn't afford.
Besides , you might not measure up to your standards, and have to dump yourself, whereupon you will probably start to stalk yourself, come on cm and announce to all that you are a fake, and get a gold letter from the mods and end up on moderation.

OMFG!!!! I never considered dumping my ass!!!! I'm so fucking damned cute that wouldn't even cross my mind but.....I might wear the wrong shoes.....DEATH KNELL!!!!!!

Fuck me (and I mean that)!

Don't pay any attention to xxbxx, Play Hard To Get

(She just wants you all to herself.)

Remember to slap yourself in the face if you get too fresh with yourself. (Follow the Third Date Rule.)

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