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What's a single man to do???????? - 9/13/2013 6:30:31 PM

LookieNoNookie

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So, my son suggested today I get on a dating site. I have absolutely NO idea what to write about myself (you know....other than the obvious; Remarkably handsome....brilliant beyond compare....dapper {natch}, able to leap tall buildings)....great footwear.....

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RE: What's a single man to do???????? - 9/13/2013 6:47:46 PM

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So you did a good job of hiding the online activities, I see.

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RE: What's a single man to do???????? - 9/13/2013 7:04:42 PM

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quote:

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So you did a good job of hiding the online activities, I see.

If sonny only knew..

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RE: What's a single man to do???????? - 9/13/2013 7:08:08 PM

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Don't forget to hint that you are rich/famous and possess a tree trunk in your pants.

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RE: What's a single man to do???????? - 9/13/2013 7:17:25 PM

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Sooooooo, you didn't tell him about the secret love affair you're having with yourself then?

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RE: What's a single man to do???????? - 9/13/2013 7:33:26 PM

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So you did a good job of hiding the online activities, I see.

I stuck the 17 inch vibrator under the cat.

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RE: What's a single man to do???????? - 9/13/2013 7:34:53 PM

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Don't forget to hint that you are rich/famous and possess a tree trunk in your pants.

I prefer to keep all of my landscaping facts to myself.

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RE: What's a single man to do???????? - 9/13/2013 7:36:12 PM

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Bonsai doesn't count

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RE: What's a single man to do???????? - 9/13/2013 7:36:12 PM

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