jlf1961
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Joined: 6/10/2008 From: Somewhere Texas Status: offline
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ORIGINAL: jlf1961 When I tell the truth about me, no one believes it, so it does no good to tell the truth. I will prove it. For the record, I am an evil super villain that began his career the minute after he was born. I am directly responsible for every manmade and natural disaster that happened after 15 June 1961, at 0245 mountain time. I am presently working on a nefarious plan to start a new ice age or take over the world and turn over complete control to Video Admin Alpha so that I have more time to devote to my ultimate goal of taking over the galaxy. Part of my plan involves in limiting the supply of good whiskey (including premium scotch) and flooding the world market with whiskeys that taste like a mixture of turpentine and horse piss. Liar. You can ask my aunt, she believes it to be true, even with the medication she is on.
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Boy, it sure would be nice if we had some grenades, don't you think? You cannot control who comes into your life, but you can control which airlock you throw them out of. Paranoid Paramilitary Gun Loving Conspiracy Theorist AND EQUAL OPPORTUNI
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