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RE: Alien invasion. - 10/4/2013 10:04:57 PM

BamaD

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Pump shotgun, you should be able to drink without distractions.

How the hell would you do that? I don't know any pump guns that hold more than 6 rounds.
How do you pump it without two hands?
Have you ever tried to fire a 12 gauge with only one hand?

Six rounds of 00 buck will cut a bigger swath than any handgun.
You don't have to wait till you are empty to reload.
Once you cut the swath you can have your drink without interruption.

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RE: Alien invasion. - 10/4/2013 10:50:52 PM

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Ah, but I only have to put my beer down to replace the mag. With a pump gun you need to use two hands to fire and two hands to reload. Reloading the pump is done sone shell at a time; reloading the pistol requires 2 seconds to replace the magazine.

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RE: Alien invasion. - 10/4/2013 10:59:43 PM

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Don't wanna sacrifice firepower for beer drink'n.Don't wanna halfta reload.Don't fret, get a p90,I bet you can even find a cup carrier to fit on the rails

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RE: Alien invasion. - 10/4/2013 11:08:53 PM

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and the Oxytosin will make both of you smooch each other! LOL

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RE: Alien invasion. - 10/4/2013 11:18:09 PM

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and the Oxytosin will make both of you smooch each other! LOL

Just outta curiosity,ever read the Futurlogical Congress?

OK then,I'll ad the link in this box instead,so You'll halfta click it

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RE: Alien invasion. - 10/4/2013 11:18:25 PM

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If I recall my movie history correctly, all we need is some Slim Whitman and a boombox and it's party over for the aliens.

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RE: Alien invasion. - 10/4/2013 11:20:32 PM

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and the Oxytosin will make both of you smooch each other! LOL

Just outta curiosity,ever read the Futurlogical Congress?

no but now I am quite curious, but not gonna click on any link that is provided after this... ;)

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RE: Alien invasion. - 10/4/2013 11:29:54 PM

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Gotcha

scroll up

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RE: Alien invasion. - 10/4/2013 11:43:24 PM

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I ain't scrollin' NUTHIN' , 'Pennywise'!

We DON'T all float down here!

(I KNOW you get that joke...)

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RE: Alien invasion. - 10/4/2013 11:48:51 PM

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I ain't scrollin' NUTHIN' , 'Pennywise'!

We DON'T all float down here!

(I KNOW you get that joke...)

Now that you mention IT

I do like that band

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RE: Alien invasion. - 10/4/2013 11:52:38 PM

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I'm assuming the aliens are the South Park ice cream pooping kind, and I'm going with a spoon.

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RE: Alien invasion. - 10/4/2013 11:53:15 PM

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not making the parrafin nespaper ships EITHER, btw.

OR looking into the sewer grate.

OR opening the fridge in the garbage dump.

MY balloon floats WITH the wind, thank you very much...

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RE: Alien invasion. - 10/5/2013 4:37:09 AM

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Ah.... but do you go into the cellar with the lights off .............. just to see what's down there?

or do you have sex in the first scene - because that pretty much guarantees that you won't last long. Sluts never do. *sigh*

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RE: Alien invasion. - 10/5/2013 6:18:59 AM

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Alright, here is my list for defending my favorite bar (we dont have pubs in this town.)

1) Graboids, high explosives (unless we know a good bit before hand, then just build the bar over a dirt filled underground box made of 3 foot thick reinforced concrete, graboids cant dig through that.)
2) Screamers- GE mini guns, or a barrier that wont let them sense infrared emissions. This would also defend against zombies.
3) Butt Blasters- vulcan style anti aircraft guns.
4) Brits- non-violent systems, Jumbo trons showing 24 hours of British comedy, and fans blowing the aroma of American Whiskey in their faces.
5) Canadians- During the summer here, no problem, they would not be acclimatized to the heat, for the winter, use the aroma of cooking grits (this will keep yankees away too)
6) Extraterrestrials- These defenses have to be tailored to the species
Felines (Kzinti) simply use industrial sized catnip projectors
Vulcans- speakers blasting standard human female versions of logic
Klingons- vats of blood wine
those are off the top of my head.
7) Conservatives- Sound bites of radical liberal speeches.
8) Liberals (for the conservatives on the board) A wall of NRA posters
9) Feminists- Jumbotron showing Gloria Steinem speaches.
10) Wives with "honey do" lists- holodeck inspired decoy bar above ground with the real bar underground.

There are other defenses against other attackers, but you get my drift.

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RE: Alien invasion. - 10/5/2013 6:25:58 AM

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If they were Canadians, I'd use a hockey stick.

I think if they're Canadians you should use something other than hockey sticks. I'm pretty sure they have the use of those down pat.

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RE: Alien invasion. - 10/5/2013 6:28:40 AM

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If they were Canadians, I'd use a hockey stick.

I think if they're Canadians you should use something other than hockey sticks. I'm pretty sure they have the use of those down pat.

actually, when I think about it, I think a mob of ill mannered, impolite, screaming adolescents should scare Canadians away.

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RE: Alien invasion. - 10/5/2013 6:44:38 AM

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Ah, but I only have to put my beer down to replace the mag. With a pump gun you need to use two hands to fire and two hands to reload. Reloading the pump is done sone shell at a time; reloading the pistol requires 2 seconds to replace the magazine.

Here's the best of both worlds....a drum fed 12 ga.

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RE: Alien invasion. - 10/5/2013 7:00:25 AM

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what about these two?

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RE: Alien invasion. - 10/5/2013 3:56:51 PM

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I'm gonna assume either Canadians or extraterrestrials (although the difference is minor), since I'm about 20 minutes from Canuckistan where I stand.

Yankee and proud of it.

Hi MasterC, by Canadians do you mean posh Americans

?

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RE: Alien invasion. - 10/5/2013 4:41:25 PM

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I'm gonna assume either Canadians or extraterrestrials (although the difference is minor), since I'm about 20 minutes from Canuckistan where I stand.

Yankee and proud of it.

Hi MasterC, by Canadians do you mean posh Americans ?

The Canadians I know get sniffy when they're called Americans. Technically, everyone from the Arctic Circle to Patagonia is an "American". Some Canadians don't even like being called Canadian-they refer to themselves by their ethnic origin before their nationality.

We just put it in our name because I don't think we thought far enough ahead with our revolution idea. "Let's just roll with it until we come up with something catchier, okay guys?" "Sounds good to me, maybe in a month or so we'll bring this up again," and they lost the memo.

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