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For turd lovers - what is your favourite kind of turd? ... - 10/10/2013 10:30:50 AM

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OK, only joking.

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RE: For turd lovers - what is your favourite kind of tu... - 10/10/2013 10:32:54 AM

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I produce a lot of sinkers, so when a real floater comes along . . .

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RE: For turd lovers - what is your favourite kind of tu... - 10/10/2013 10:35:47 AM

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I suppose that as a European I have to weigh in now and call you a jackass and say how much better things are in Europe, what with our turd control and all?

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RE: For turd lovers - what is your favourite kind of tu... - 10/10/2013 10:40:50 AM

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I like the shiny hard ones, myself. But we have to remember, turds are only tools - different tools for different jobs, I say.

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RE: For turd lovers - what is your favourite kind of tu... - 10/10/2013 10:43:47 AM

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I suppose that as a European I have to weigh in now and call you a jackass and say how much better things are in Europe, what with our turd control and all?

I think our turd controls go too far. I think nature lovers should still be allowed to use pump-action turds, especially after a meal of real ale and camp food.

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RE: For turd lovers - what is your favourite kind of tu... - 10/10/2013 10:45:30 AM

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You need only cast your gaze towards Northumbria to see that your turd control policies are a dismal failure and a farce.

Epic Fail.

Even that toffee nosed cloth eared bint Thatcher had more turd control than that.

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RE: For turd lovers - what is your favourite kind of tu... - 10/10/2013 10:50:45 AM

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A favourite turd Peon ? ..... As the saying goes, "same shit different day" except for that one time in the States when I ate Guacamole. I was green but not with envy.

The people I was staying with died laughing when I told them I needed to go to hospital and explained why.

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RE: For turd lovers - what is your favourite kind of tu... - 10/10/2013 10:52:54 AM

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What was the saying about green turds and Englishmen?

Dr Seuss I think.

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RE: For turd lovers - what is your favourite kind of tu... - 10/10/2013 11:02:08 AM

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You need only cast your gaze towards Northumbria to see that your turd control policies are a dismal failure and a farce.

Epic Fail.

Even that toffee nosed cloth eared bint Thatcher had more turd control than that.

Fair play - That one we'll have to take in the face.

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RE: For turd lovers - what is your favourite kind of tu... - 10/10/2013 3:03:07 PM

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This made me think of something I read on here either in a thread response or in a signature line:

"Political correctness is like trying to pick up a turd by the clean end."

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RE: For turd lovers - what is your favourite kind of tu... - 10/10/2013 3:11:20 PM

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I've read some amazing things about turds, recently. You can even get jewellery made out of prehistoric dinosaur turds, apparently. If that kind of jewellery is your thing, obviously.

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RE: For turd lovers - what is your favourite kind of tu... - 10/10/2013 3:15:40 PM

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Ah the TRex turd diamond heist, I remember that caper well. The more remarkable when we discovered the setting was only 10 carat turd.

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RE: For turd lovers - what is your favourite kind of tu... - 10/10/2013 3:24:54 PM

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You know, once I visited Hampton Court Palace, Surrey, UK. I saw Henry VIII's bed - made out of stone, with a small, woman-sized indentation cut into the middle of it. Good idea, I thought: this meant that Henry, fat bastard that he was, could straddle whichever of his seven wives and give her a lengthing without crushing her into a pizza.

Anyway, I digress. In the corner of HVIII's bedroom was a privy. And, I'm not kidding, it still stank of piss and poo - after all these centuries! I know this because I was 13 at the time, and this is the sort of thing a 13 year old boy would definitely check, as indeed I did.

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RE: For turd lovers - what is your favourite kind of tu... - 10/10/2013 4:29:45 PM

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Any turd that isn't bloody works for me.

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RE: For turd lovers - what is your favourite kind of tu... - 10/10/2013 4:50:59 PM

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Ah the TRex turd diamond heist, I remember that caper well. The more remarkable when we discovered the setting was only 10 carat turd.

If we are talking turds, it was ten carrot.

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RE: For turd lovers - what is your favourite kind of tu... - 10/10/2013 9:31:51 PM

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I've read some amazing things about turds, recently. You can even get jewellery made out of prehistoric dinosaur turds, apparently. If that kind of jewellery is your thing, obviously.

I'd love to be a fly on the wall for that exchange:

Him:"Here, this is for you!"

Her:"OHHH! It's lovely! What kind of stone is it?"

Him:"Coprolite!"

Her:"Coprolite? I've never heard of that!"

Him:"It's fossilized dinosaur poop!"

>sound of door slamming as man writhes on ground in agony<

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RE: For turd lovers - what is your favourite kind of tu... - 10/10/2013 9:41:14 PM

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Are you shitting Me?

(I can't believe nobody tried to pull that joke yet.)

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RE: For turd lovers - what is your favourite kind of tu... - 10/10/2013 9:55:39 PM

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It is actually kind of nice-and proof positive you can polish a turd...

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RE: For turd lovers - what is your favourite kind of tu... - 10/11/2013 2:53:57 AM

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What a shitty thread.

Ha!!!! Get it? Shitty thread?! Eh?

Ok my jokes suck this early in the morning.
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RE: For turd lovers - what is your favourite kind of tu... - 10/11/2013 8:00:44 PM

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The one I drop into a liberal's punchbowl, of course!

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