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RE: Fat - 10/16/2013 7:49:57 AM   
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Maybe one with a chewy slice and one with a crispy slice of bacon in their respective cracks. Everybodys happy.

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RE: Fat - 10/16/2013 1:00:13 PM   
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Can we get some bare-butt pics of Kat Dennings and shots of Karen Black circa 1992 on this thread now, facing away from the camera,

please?


Will this do?




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RE: Fat - 10/16/2013 11:12:41 PM   
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not facing away from the camera, not a booty shot.

see, if she had 2 Broke Girls Booty or Karen Black Booty from The Hitchhiker TV series, THAT above would fail to turn me off.

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RE: Fat - 10/16/2013 11:20:26 PM   
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Sorry, chewy bacon is just wrong. It has to be crispy.

And you don't wrap the mushroom in bacon, you chop up the bacon and stuff the mushroom with it. Sheesh, everyone knows that!



Sorry!

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RE: Fat - 10/17/2013 4:25:11 PM   
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A company make bacon jerky and it does not survive in this household.

Someone contact the company to make bigger servings....

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RE: Fat - 10/17/2013 9:16:03 PM   
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bacon jerky sounds WAYYYY delish!




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RE: Fat - 10/17/2013 9:51:36 PM   
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bacon jerky sounds WAYYYY delish!





Sounds wayyy to salty!

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RE: Fat - 10/17/2013 11:27:23 PM   
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well, that's what PAPRIKA is for, dahhhhhhhhling.

paprika is amazing for lowering the salty taste. a little lime juice spritzed on, a duting of paprika, VOILE!

God I sound like fucking Raj from Big bang, right there.

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RE: Fat - 10/18/2013 4:06:16 AM   
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I want a cronut. I'm not sure what it is, but I want one.

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RE: Fat - 10/18/2013 5:41:37 PM   
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"crispy-donut"

cronut.

or a donut made in the TARDIS using chron-arch trans-temporal technology.

A donut that keeps shifting back to its complete state 4 seconds after you take your first bite of it.

I hereby copyright and patent this idea for a kickstarter campaign.

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RE: Fat - 10/18/2013 5:55:53 PM   
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cronuts are donuts made with croissant dough. They're all the rage in NYC.

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RE: Fat - 10/18/2013 6:19:36 PM   
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Yes, but the TARDIS made ones would be tastier, and free of pollutants like Sex In The City Bimbonic Bacteria.

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RE: Fat - 10/19/2013 6:55:27 PM   
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Does turkey bacon count?



God no! Fakery!

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RE: Fat - 10/19/2013 7:05:14 PM   
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yeesh...And I was getting all sortsa sh*t about MY posts. Wow. This is a doozie.
I'll tell ya something. I'm overweight and I have my fair share of admirers. You know, I'm wondering if this guy is some sort of closet big girl lover, and purposely posted this offensive thread to attract all the feisty big ladies? If so, brilliant AND super stupid at the same time.

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RE: Fat - 10/19/2013 9:00:12 PM   
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yeesh...And I was getting all sortsa sh*t about MY posts. Wow. This is a doozie.
I'll tell ya something. I'm overweight and I have my fair share of admirers. You know, I'm wondering if this guy is some sort of closet big girl lover, and purposely posted this offensive thread to attract all the feisty big ladies? If so, brilliant AND super stupid at the same time.



Na I just think he lacks tact.


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RE: Fat - 10/19/2013 9:18:50 PM   
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Of course he lacks tact. I was just being tongue in cheek. He seem to lack empathy and smarts as well.

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RE: Fat - 10/19/2013 10:13:22 PM   
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Die Lindsay Lohan, LIVE AGAIN MAE WEST!

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RE: Fat - 10/19/2013 10:37:39 PM   
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Of course he lacks tact. I was just being tongue in cheek. He seem to lack empathy and smarts as well.



I think he just wanted to stir the pot.


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RE: Fat - 10/19/2013 10:47:56 PM   
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Hungarian GOULASH pot!

Yum!

we can pervert his thread by turning this into a curvy chicks with anti Jenny Craig food on them for use in BDSM practice, ya know...

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RE: Fat - 10/19/2013 11:01:14 PM   
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Haha, true! I like how he was basically asking the BDSM community their stance on fat people; which is as silly and ridiculous as asking their views on tall people or short people, or people with moles... Besides, I would imagine spanking an ass with a little extra cushion is a bit more fun (any size ass is fun, I'm sure). Not all asses are created equally. Haha.

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