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SAM boot camp


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Do you take a check?
  8% (1)
I'm too skeerd to read this.
  41% (5)
I'm a pain slut bring it on!
  25% (3)


Total Votes : 12
(last vote on : 7/4/2006 2:37:20 PM)
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SAM boot camp - 7/2/2006 1:32:30 AM   
Wulfchyld


Posts: 2618
Joined: 12/7/2005
Status: offline 		Greetings Masters and Mistresses.
 
Are you tired of that smart mouth sub or slave?
Are you sick of that puppy peeing on everything?
Are you just fed up with your sub/slave not following the rules?
 
I have great news for you!!!
 
Lokiwood slave camp is just what you need!
 
We can smack that smart mouth right off them!
We can electro-shock the pissy pup into quite a nice housebroken pet!
We can implement your rules so they will always be followed!
 
Using proven psychological terrorism and brutal discipline we can…
 
 
Whip that SAM right outa of your hair
And send her back to play
Whip that SAM right outa of your hair
And send her back to play
Whip that SAM right outa of your hair
And send her back to play
 
For a very meager fee you can subject your SAM to…
Torture
Punishment
Discipline
Confinement
And so much more….
 
Financing available.

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Loki, forum god of Mischief

Submission is not a gift... it is plunder!
Where there is a whip, there is a way!
Dom/mes of a feather, beat the f*ck out of slaves together

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RE: SAM boot camp - 7/2/2006 1:47:21 AM   
gooddogbenji


Posts: 5094
Joined: 11/15/2005
From: Toronto
Status: offline 		Ummmmmmmm....  Loki, listen.....  ummmm....  You got a mop?

Yours,


benji


DON'T STEP THERE!!!  IT'S WET!!!

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RE: SAM boot camp - 7/2/2006 3:23:38 AM   
cuddleheart50


Posts: 9718
Joined: 2/20/2006
From: Kentucky
Status: offline 		Runs far away from the slave camp!!

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Dance like no one is watching,
Sing like no one is listening.
Love like you've never been hurt
and live like it's heaven on Earth.


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RE: SAM boot camp - 7/2/2006 7:54:29 AM   
missturbation


Posts: 8290
Joined: 2/12/2006
From: another planet
Status: offline 		Please would you take me and Pete my rabbit - unbelievably hes less house trained than i am lol ?

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What you don't witness with your eyes, don't witness with your mouth. Proverb.

If it fit's in a toaster, i can cook it.

Buying 10 item's or less is not shopping !!

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RE: SAM boot camp - 7/2/2006 8:01:02 AM   
LaTigresse


Posts: 26123
Joined: 1/15/2006
Status: offline 		Where does one apply for a job?

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My twisted, self deprecating, sense of humour, finds alot to laugh about, in your lack of one!

Just because you are well educated, articulate, and can use big, fancy words, properly........does not mean you are right!

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RE: SAM boot camp - 7/2/2006 8:04:57 AM   
truesub4u


Posts: 2949
Joined: 11/17/2005
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: cuddleheart50

Runs far away from the slave camp!!


Don't slow down... unless you're wanting to get run over.......LOL


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Wisdom is knowing what to do next, Skill is knowing how to do it, and Virtue is doing it.

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RE: SAM boot camp - 7/2/2006 9:04:06 AM   
sublizzie


Posts: 1252
Joined: 5/26/2004
Status: offline 		I think I'm glad I'm not SAM but am a very *nice* obedient submissive. Still, I'm walking VERY QUICKLY away from Loki's camp.

Why can't someone develop something like a BDSM matchmaking service? Come on, Loki, figure out a way to get all of the Dom/mes and sub/slaves connected with someone! eHarmony charges big bucks and doesn't come through. If you could make something that works, I'll bet you'd make a million.

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RE: SAM boot camp - 7/2/2006 9:12:12 AM   
Daddysredhead


Posts: 23574
Joined: 11/6/2005
From: Northern (yet still part of the South) Virginia
Status: offline 		There was a prototype on here once...  the matchmaking thread, but alas, I think you were looking a little more substantial.  LOL

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Do not challenge me to a battle of wits & come to fight unarmed.

Are you really that stupid? ~ Bless your heart

13th doughnut


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RE: SAM boot camp - 7/2/2006 9:12:13 AM   
TolerableCruelty


Posts: 447
Joined: 2/4/2005
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

Where does one apply for a job?


Job hell......

I volunteer My swinging arm and evil glare.... no payment necessary.

T.R.

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Never explain~~Your friends do not need it, and your enemies will not believe you

I'm sorry if I've offended you.... but maybe you needed to be offended

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RE: SAM boot camp - 7/2/2006 9:24:50 AM   
LaTigresse


Posts: 26123
Joined: 1/15/2006
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: TolerableCruelty

quote:

ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

Where does one apply for a job?


Job hell......

I volunteer My swinging arm and evil glare.... no payment necessary.

T.R.


hmmmmmmmm, but I never said what type of payment I would expect.......


_____________________________

My twisted, self deprecating, sense of humour, finds alot to laugh about, in your lack of one!

Just because you are well educated, articulate, and can use big, fancy words, properly........does not mean you are right!

(in reply to TolerableCruelty)
Profile   Post #: 10
RE: SAM boot camp - 7/2/2006 10:37:03 AM   
Littlepita


Posts: 1430
Joined: 10/6/2005
Status: offline 		I'm a good girl!! *Goes to hide in corner*

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“I, with a deeper instinct, choose a man who compels my strength, who makes enormous demands on me, who does not doubt my courage or my toughness, who does not believe me naive or innocent, who has the courage to treat me like a woman.” – Anais Nin

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Profile   Post #: 11
RE: SAM boot camp - 7/2/2006 10:39:07 AM   
impishlilhellcat


Posts: 4379
Joined: 3/26/2006
Status: offline 		Umm I can be a good girl, but I can also be a bit of a sam. However I kinda hate to point out the obvious but the beating, smacking, etc..... isn't that the wrong approach for a masochist?

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Profile   Post #: 12
RE: SAM boot camp - 7/2/2006 4:18:09 PM   
Vendaval


Posts: 10297
Joined: 1/15/2005
Status: offline 		Let Me take a couple of wild guesses here and say -
 
Dark chocolate and hot young women for LaTigresse
 
Cold beer and hot young women for T.R.
 
I will take some tri-tip, salsa and sangria with the hot young
men and women as payment. 
 
 
Vendaval
 
 
 


quote:

ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

quote:

ORIGINAL: TolerableCruelty

quote:

ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

Where does one apply for a job?


Job hell......

I volunteer My swinging arm and evil glare.... no payment necessary.

T.R.


hmmmmmmmm, but I never said what type of payment I would expect.......



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"Beware, the woods at night, beware the lunar light.
So in this gray haze we'll be meating again, and on that
great day, I will tease you all the same."
"WOLF MOON", OCTOBER RUST, TYPE O NEGATIVE


http://KinkMeet.co.uk

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RE: SAM boot camp - 7/2/2006 5:10:41 PM   
crouchingtigress


Posts: 4387
Joined: 3/19/2006
From: Maui
Status: offline 		*slips in something....looks over there at benji*......benji that camp is sounding better by the minute!

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Service slut, durable plaything, and ponypenquincatdogpig, to Lee Harrington

This is him

"Its none of my buisness what other people think of me."




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