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HisnameisLord -> Why Not Ask The One True Master of All (10/12/2013 9:42:42 PM)
You have questions? Doubts? Fears? Sadness? Confusion? Ask almighty Jesus your Lord and Master. The King of Kings Don't believe the bible is real? View the links below. God is very real and he is returning soon!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNv-zzpIwBs <<<<<<<<<<<<The battle of the Bibles --Professor Walter Veith http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0mDTy7h_RQ <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< Can the Bible Be Trusted? - Pastor CD Brooks

stef -> RE: Why Not Ask The One True Master of All (10/12/2013 9:53:51 PM)
Spare us.

AdorkableAiley -> RE: Why Not Ask The One True Master of All (10/12/2013 9:59:25 PM)
Whats this got to do with the price of tea in china? Ailey the confused

NoBimbosAllowed -> RE: Why Not Ask The One True Master of All (10/12/2013 11:10:31 PM)
He's confused "spare the rod" with being an evangelist, darling. he's a frustrated spanker.

myotherself -> RE: Why Not Ask The One True Master of All (10/13/2013 12:18:29 AM)
I believe the bible is real - I've seen many, many copies of it. Too many to doubt it exists. Now its contents...that's another story [:D]

DaddySatyr -> RE: Why Not Ask The One True Master of All (10/13/2013 12:43:19 AM)
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AthenaSurrenders -> RE: Why Not Ask The One True Master of All (10/13/2013 2:15:28 AM)
Well all my years on this earth, countless religious education lessons and school assemblies, church-attending grandparents, evangelists with chick tracts, three gifts of rosaries and the constant cultural background noise of growing up in a nominally Christian nation hasn't convinced me. But TWO youtube videos about Jesus, and you've just saved my soul. BRB folks, got some atoning to do.

ChatteParfaitt -> RE: Why Not Ask The One True Master of All (10/13/2013 3:31:51 AM)
Your message has been reported as it is not a BDSM discussion. Your views would be better presented in the Politics and Religion section of our message board. Welcome to the forums, where most of us don't proselytize or evangelize, unless it's in P&R.

myotherself -> RE: Why Not Ask The One True Master of All (10/13/2013 4:27:52 AM)
Anyway...I thought his name was Brian, not lord [8\|]

VideoAdminChi -> RE: Why Not Ask The One True Master of All (10/13/2013 8:24:35 AM)
This thread is now in Politics & Religion.

DomKen -> RE: Why Not Ask The One True Master of All (10/13/2013 8:28:05 AM)
What if we don't want it either?

AdorkableAiley -> RE: Why Not Ask The One True Master of All (10/13/2013 8:52:03 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DomKen What if we don't want it either? This made me LOL and the dog gave me a dirty look.

jlf1961 -> RE: Why Not Ask The One True Master of All (10/13/2013 9:07:18 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: HisnameisLord You have questions? Doubts? Fears? Sadness? Confusion? Ask almighty Jesus your Lord and Master. The King of Kings Don't believe the bible is real? View the links below. God is very real and he is returning soon!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNv-zzpIwBs <<<<<<<<<<<<The battle of the Bibles --Professor Walter Veith http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0mDTy7h_RQ <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< Can the Bible Be Trusted? - Pastor CD Brooks Ok, first of all, I am a Christian meaning I believe in God, Junior and the spook. That being said, to take the bible as literal is an exercise in stupidity. I believe the Bible was inspired by the word of God, but having read it a number of times over the span of my life, I have a sinking suspicion that the men who wrote the book took God's word and added their own flare. The present term in creative editing. I mean, come on, the God I know does not violate the laws he created, so who ever wrote Genesis got the order of creation wrong. He also got the age of the planet wrong. Now go away.

thishereboi -> RE: Why Not Ask The One True Master of All (10/13/2013 9:09:43 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DomKen What if we don't want it either? Well we could take the lemon and turn it into lemonaid. Anyone want to make a bet on who's sock this is?

DomKen -> RE: Why Not Ask The One True Master of All (10/13/2013 9:14:32 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: AdorkableAiley quote: ORIGINAL: DomKen What if we don't want it either? This made me LOL and the dog gave me a dirty look. Now you know what cat owners deal with.

AdorkableAiley -> RE: Why Not Ask The One True Master of All (10/13/2013 9:17:15 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DomKen quote: ORIGINAL: AdorkableAiley quote: ORIGINAL: DomKen What if we don't want it either? This made me LOL and the dog gave me a dirty look. Now you know what cat owners deal with. Hehe he always gives me dirty looks cuz I make noise and bug him when he wants to sleep.

Lesplay4 -> RE: Why Not Ask The One True Master of All (10/13/2013 9:17:28 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: HisnameisLord You have questions? Ask almighty Jesus your Lord and Master. The King of Kings Yeah, but I can't seem to get through. Ask him who the winner of next Saturday's Ascot race is and get back to me asap. Thanks.

GotSteel -> RE: Why Not Ask The One True Master of All (10/13/2013 10:26:41 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: HisnameisLord Why Not Ask The One True Master of All I did and according to His Noodliness The Flying Spaghetti Monster the Bible is a crank call he made in order to gain amusement from the gullible.

Lesplay4 -> RE: Why Not Ask The One True Master of All (10/13/2013 10:35:14 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GotSteel quote: ORIGINAL: HisnameisLord Why Not Ask The One True Master of All I did and according to His Noodliness The Flying Spaghetti Monster the Bible is a crank call he made in order to gain amusement from the gullible. Cool. Could you ask that One True Master of All - how long for a vegetarian lasagne in the oven, gas mark 6? Thanks.

Apocalypso -> RE: Why Not Ask The One True Master of All (10/13/2013 2:00:09 PM)
(((((Christians))))) It must be like having a hyperactive younger brother all dosed up on Sunny Delight turning up at a party where you're trying to look all cool.

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