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This shit is getting fucking downright stupid. - 10/14/2013 8:00:26 PM   
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Obama Ousts Top Officers After Nuke Explodes In Ocean Instead Of Charleston

A shocking new Main Intelligence Directorate (GRU) report circulating in the Kremlin today states that President Barack Obama, while in a rage, ousted four of the United States top ranking military officers after they refused to detonate a nuclear device “in/near” Charleston, South Carolina this past week and, instead, exploded it off the Atlantic Coast.

According to this report, Strategic Missile Forces Command (SMF) notified both President Putin and the General Staff this past Tuesday (8 October) that at 01:58:11 GMT/UTC an atomic device was exploded in the seabed off the US Atlantic Ocean, barely 1,000 km (620 miles) from Charleston, causing a 4.5 magnitude earthquake measurement that SMF experts equate to being a 1-kiloton yield, which is equal to the power of 1,000 tons of TNT

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I repeat my belief that 2/3rds of the world's population are terminally stupid.

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RE: This shit is getting fucking downright stupid. - 10/14/2013 8:09:15 PM   
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RE: This shit is getting fucking downright stupid. - 10/14/2013 8:14:10 PM   
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Status: offline 		I couldn't get the source link to work. All I got was an "Internet Explorer cannot display page" error. Are you sure this didn't come from some European answer to The Onion?

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RE: This shit is getting fucking downright stupid. - 10/14/2013 8:16:05 PM   
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Status: offline 		Link doesn't work, and the story sounds ridiculous.

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RE: This shit is getting fucking downright stupid. - 10/14/2013 8:18:19 PM   
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RE: This shit is getting fucking downright stupid. - 10/14/2013 8:28:12 PM   
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Status: offline 		This story got spammed to my facebook page by family all day yesterday.

The story is all over the lunatic fringe
https://www.google.com/#q=obama+nuke+charleston

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RE: This shit is getting fucking downright stupid. - 10/14/2013 8:35:07 PM   
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RE: This shit is getting fucking downright stupid. - 10/14/2013 8:36:23 PM   
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http://www.infowars.com/exclusive-high-level-source-confirms-secret-us-nuclear-warhead-transfer-to-east-coast/

storyleak.com

the link worked fine for me

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RE: This shit is getting fucking downright stupid. - 10/14/2013 8:37:21 PM   
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RE: This shit is getting fucking downright stupid. - 10/14/2013 8:39:44 PM   
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RE: This shit is getting fucking downright stupid. - 10/14/2013 8:50:37 PM   
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The source is available again.

http://www.eutimes.net/2013/10/obama-ousts-top-officers-after-nuke-explodes-in-ocean-instead-of-charleston/

There was an earthquake, at least.

Magnitude : 4.5
GMT/UTC Time : 2013-10-08 01:58:11

Can't find a seismograph trace.

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RE: This shit is getting fucking downright stupid. - 10/14/2013 9:00:25 PM   
Lucylastic


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Status: offline 		there was one in new hampshire on the 11th
http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/dyfi/events/us/b000kaih/us/index.html
M2.6 – New Hampshire

http://www.iris.edu/ieb/index.html?format=text&nodata=404&starttime=1970-01-01&endtime=2025-01-01&minmag=0&maxmag=10&mindepth=0&maxdepth=900&orderby=time-desc&limit=200&maxlat=31.240&minlat=29.240&maxlon=-73.180&minlon=-75.180&sbl=1&pbl=1&name=OFF%20EAST%20COAST%20OF%20UNITED%20STATES

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RE: This shit is getting fucking downright stupid. - 10/14/2013 9:16:54 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Lucylastic

there was one in new hampshire on the 11th
M2.6 – New Hampshire

Were you able to find the Magnitude 4.5 2013-10-08 01:58:11 quake at USGS?

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RE: This shit is getting fucking downright stupid. - 10/14/2013 10:00:46 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Kirata


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ORIGINAL: Lucylastic

there was one in new hampshire on the 11th
M2.6 – New Hampshire

Were you able to find the Magnitude 4.5 2013-10-08 01:58:11 quake at USGS?

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RE: This shit is getting fucking downright stupid. - 10/14/2013 10:03:53 PM   
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Status: offline 		This is weird... there were leaks about this a couple of weeks ago... which I paid no attention to.
I can confirm I saw the infowars articles around sept 3 - and another article. dadefensa saying on or near charleston...

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RE: This shit is getting fucking downright stupid. - 10/14/2013 10:16:16 PM   
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ORIGINAL: jlf1961

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Obama Ousts Top Officers After Nuke Explodes In Ocean Instead Of Charleston

A shocking new Main Intelligence Directorate (GRU) report circulating in the Kremlin today states that President Barack Obama, while in a rage, ousted four of the United States top ranking military officers after they refused to detonate a nuclear device “in/near” Charleston, South Carolina this past week and, instead, exploded it off the Atlantic Coast.

According to this report, Strategic Missile Forces Command (SMF) notified both President Putin and the General Staff this past Tuesday (8 October) that at 01:58:11 GMT/UTC an atomic device was exploded in the seabed off the US Atlantic Ocean, barely 1,000 km (620 miles) from Charleston, causing a 4.5 magnitude earthquake measurement that SMF experts equate to being a 1-kiloton yield, which is equal to the power of 1,000 tons of TNT

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Well fortunately for maybe 1/2 those, it's not terminal, at least...not yet.

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RE: This shit is getting fucking downright stupid. - 10/14/2013 11:15:04 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Phydeaux

This is weird... there were leaks about this a couple of weeks ago... which I paid no attention to.
I can confirm I saw the infowars articles around sept 3 - and another article. dadefensa saying on or near charleston...

I'm shocked that you read Alex Jones, shocked.


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RE: This shit is getting fucking downright stupid. - 10/15/2013 12:41:53 AM   
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Status: offline 		I'm no fan of Obama, but really...If the Russians found out we had a President willing to do something that stupid for political gain, I'd understand them launching. All that would be needed would be for a boat to go out and take samples of the area for fission by-products. 1 KT is a pipsqueak, and to be honest, I don't think we even have anything that small in the inventory, aside from The Davy Crockett and the various 155mm and 8 inch tactical rounds, of which I doubt any exist now. There is also a minimum size that's required for a weapon to go critical reliably, which is why they didn't put too much into the smaller tac nukes.

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RE: This shit is getting fucking downright stupid. - 10/15/2013 4:33:38 AM   
jlf1961


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Status: offline 		Its kinda hard to hide a nuclear detonation, there is the seismic footprint, the EMP foot print, and even an underwater detonation has a hell of a splash (I have the movie "Trinity and Beyond.)

The nuclear depth charge test shot some distance off the Pacific Coast had a hell of a splash and it was five hundred feet under water.

Sorry, but while I believe that Obama is an idiot, I dont believe he is that big of an idiot.

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