jlf1961
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Joined: 6/10/2008 From: Somewhere Texas Status: offline
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I really hate to tell you this op, but the Video Admins work for the Illuminati. Collarme is a covert system for Illuminati agents to pass information to the control agents (video admins) who then pass it on to the inner circle who process the information for the triumvirate consisting of Elvis Presley, Jim Morrison, and James Dean, all of whom had to fake their deaths when they were chosen to fill vacant spots on the board of three. Now the reason you were checked out by multiple admins is quite simple, they had to make sure you were not a member of an ultra conservative militia, in which case you would have been detained and sent to a reeducation camp at either the Playboy Mansion or the Moonlight Bunny Ranch. Had you proved too difficult to be indoctrinated into the NWO organization, you would have been sent to a detention camp, cleverly disguised as an actual American city, Cleveland. Now that you have been told the truth, I am sorry to say that your fate is sealed, you will be picked up and sent to a secret offshore prison complex where you will be forced to listen to Milli Vanilli and One Direction 24 hours a day while being shown pictures of Kristen Stewart demonstrating facial expressions (normally this would be fun, but since she only has one expression, it is guaranteed to drive you insane.)
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Boy, it sure would be nice if we had some grenades, don't you think? You cannot control who comes into your life, but you can control which airlock you throw them out of. Paranoid Paramilitary Gun Loving Conspiracy Theorist AND EQUAL OPPORTUNI
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